in an alleyway

An Overrated Cliché

Summary: That Spider-Man kiss video was definitely cliché and cheesy, which is exactly the reason that Spidey and Y/N have to do it.

Word Count: 2235

Warnings: Heights and Swearing.

A/N: casually drops this after almost a year without writing like okay!! okay!! please enjoy this (it has good format!!) :0 and thank you to @buckys-fossil for actually tolerating me and proofreading this, i love you!!! also this is a gender neutral fic!!!! if you followed me when i was strictly an aesthetic blog well then, hello i write fics too

Originally posted by kimtaeyoen

Summer weather was the worst.

Summer holiday wasn’t that much better, what with having cabin fever and all. It had been a week since you had left the comfort of your apartment and three hours since you flopped onto the couch and lay there. All of your friends had been busy, Michelle doing her protesting, Liz with college preparation. It left you with nothing much to do other than lounge around your home.

The fan placed on the coffee table was set on revolve and hit your body with cool breezes. Laying on your side and absentmindedly watching season three of Phineas and Ferb, you felt jealous that those children were creative enough to make the most of your summer. It was a big contrast to you, as you hadn’t done anything the entire few weeks of summer there had been.

A thought suddenly came to mind and you decided to act on it. Shutting off the TV and fan, you put on actual clothes and took care of your hygiene before fixing your hair and pulling on your sneakers. Making sure to had some money and the house key, you texted your mom.

to: mom
hey i’m leaving the apartment for the first time in days are you proud of me

It didn’t take her long to reply.

from: mom
Fine with me, I was about to kick you out and make you do something.

You laughed at her text before tucking your phone away and leaving the apartment and locking the door.

Keep reading

Ninja Girl

Written by: spencerreidsmiles

Requested by @gnarlytricksbro for a fic where the badass reader jumps a fence when she’s going after an unsub and then gets teased for it but Spencer thinks it’s cute. 

Trigger Warnings: none


“Guys, GUYS, he’s going left! Morgan, take right with Prentiss and Tara. JJ and Rossi, keep following the bastard. Reid, you’re with me. Let’s go get this son of a bitch,” you instructed. Your eyes were focused on that stupid unsub, dashing through the alleyway between 8th and Broadway.

Reid followed you willingly, gun pointed in front and ready. You leapt over thrown trash cans and uninterested hobos. Nothing would distract you from getting this one.

“FREEZE! FBI!” you shouted as the unsub faced a seven foot fence. He looked back at you, alarmed, but then crawled through a tiny gap at the bottom of the fence.

You vaulted up the fence, climbing up .and landing on your feet like a cat. You didn’t look back to see if Reid was awestruck or a little weirded out at your display of Superman-like skills. There were more important things at stake. The lives of plenty of young women and the emotional well being of all of their families. You heard a rustling behind you and a shout of pain from Reid getting stuck in the gate.

“You good, Reid?!” you shouted back. He grunted back a pained reply as you continued running. That little bitch thought he could outrun you? As if. You quickened your pace and prepared for a huge leap.

The unsub looked back with a ton of fear in his eyes. You jumped onto his back and knocked him onto the ground without an ounce of remorse. You smirked at your new victory.

Reid finally caught up, huffing and puffing. He looked down at you clicking on some handcuffs.

“Oh hey,” he said between breaths. “You got him.”

“Yeah. Can you call the rest of them? My hands are sorta…full right now.”

The unsub began to start struggling on the ground so you just sat on him. The team eventually came around in a police car and loaded the unsub into the vehicle. Morgan gave you a high five as you passed with the unsub in tow.

On the plane, Reid began to excitedly retell your tale.

“And then, Y/N just climbed the fence like…like a pan troglodyte and took him down! He didn’t even see her coming; she was like a ninja!”

“This little shortie jumped that fence? You know, shrimp, there was a hole in it,” Morgan pointed out.

“Yeah, it seems a little counterintuitive to me,” Tara reasoned.

You looked down self consciously at your shoes.

“I thought it was really badass or something, you know? It was really cool, Y/N. You have to teach me how to do that when we get back so I can be just as cool as you,” Reid said.

“Looks like someone has a little crush on the ninja girl here, huh?” Morgan teased.

As the team shifted their teasing from you to him, Reid gave you a little smile of support and understanding.



dolores “lola” desario 💋 historic seafront 💋 slut™ 

tropes include deadpan snarker, ethical slut, freudian excuse, spoiled brat, hidden depths, “if you don’t think i’m a princess then you are a 100% right i’m the fucking queen”, porcelain to ivory to steel, guilt by omission, “my earring’s gone!” “kim, there’s people that are dying.”, his girl friday, tough cookie, professional runaway, married to the job, sinnamon roll.

aesthetic includes christian louboutin pigalle 120 patent calf leather stilettos, scandinavian design, [number blocked], six am hot yoga, agent provocateur lingerie, vomit and alleyway fucks, binge-watching gossip girl, incense, mascara tears, a two am train away from new york city, wide, sharp, hungry grins.

needs genuine and tentative friends as i think she’s rather new to saint royale, colleagues, former and current hookups, everything pmuch!!!


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