in all his sexiness

-dating Hoshi-

• lots of playful kisses
• spending nights dancing 2gether
• helping him w/ choreography
• watching a movie while cuddling but then you lean on him and he leans on you and suddenly you’re both asleep
• leaving notes around the house with bad jokes and puns
• being the first to view all of his sexy facial expressions
• no seriously like your pants will be on and then *boop* they’re gone
watching the bead of sweat roll down his neck as he pounds into you eeEK
• butterfly kisses when it’s a rainy day and the chicken in the stove migHT BURST but it’s ok
• letting him carry you everywhere because, let’s face it, he wants to show off his muscles. or how light you are. either one.
• waking up to his sleepy face and messy hair and husky voice
• and then covering his face with the best kisses; yours.
• OKAY BUT LIKE, HOSHI TRYING TO MAKE PANCAKES FOR YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH
• they’re a little burnt but the baby tried.

AU where the Band of Brothers crew goes to an all-boys school and they are all in theater and the couples keep getting cast as the romantic couples in all of the plays

Ron and Lip find it really hard to run lines together because they keep ending up in fits of giggles (Lip does most of the giggling, Ron smiles really hard and stares at Lip)

Nix adds sex-jokes and innuendos into the play as they rehearse and keeps making Winters blush and say “Nix!” in his fake offended voice

Luz reads all of his lines in “sexy voices” and Toye keeps threatening to throw him through the stage but never actually does it because the voices are actually pretty funny

Babe is super gentle with Roe as they run lines because this is Roe’s first year of theater and he has to preform in front of the entire school (they are both super blushy when they run their lines together tho)

Webster and Liebgott constantly argue about their lines and stage actions because Webster keeps complaining that “Lieb isn’t saying the lines to script!” while Libgott argues that Web is “too robotic.”

But everything turns out amazing on preformance night for all of them, and each audience swears that “those boys really are in love”

They’re right, of course.

  • Yuuri: *becomes all sultry and possessive*
  • Victor: Good god, I’ve created a monster
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Detective!Marco, Jean and soon to show their faces, Sasha and Connie with special agent!Eren and Armin. 

May or may not have a plot, and I may change the style again, frequently, maybe. I’m still sorting things out. WIP on Twitter(x).

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[VKOOK TIME] JUNGKOOK REACTION WHEN HIS BF GOT SEXIER 

I know JK, I know ;-) *his face tho*  *V’s sexy back*

introduction (female voice)
chanyeol, baekhyun, jongin, sehun

Taako: shit, this guy’s pretty hot. like really fuckin hot. Okay, Taako boy, play it cool… you can win him over. Just think of a cool pick up line- something he hasn’t heard before
Taako: “Hey, thug, what’s your name- I’m about to tentacle your dick!”
Taako: nailed it.

Too sexy for his own good.

We had recently found (or maybe stolen) some nice weapons. We went to a library to find out more information about them. Our human rogue went to talk to one of the librarians to ask for help.

Rogue: can I seduce her?

DM: why?

Rogue: Why not?

DM: Ok… roll charisma…

Rogue: *rolls 1* ……

DM: Uhm, ok… your penis falls off…

We learned nothing and had to take him to a nearby hospital to have it sewn back on. He tried something very similar on one of the nurses and it happened again…

Sexy Jaebum

for me any Bum is sexy bum, tbh

because

he

doesn’t need to

strip

to be sexy

you can just admire

his body

anytime

still sexy fam

HE’S NOT EVEN TRYING

yes you can bias him

and remember

natural sexyness

^ just taking off his jacked why is it sexy? idk. it just is. 

let’s not forget about Jaebum and his lollipop.

google “ how to be a lollipop without being youngjae “ sorry i just saw it 

OOPS  THATS NOT SEXY MY FINGERS SLIPPED HERE TAKE THIS CUTIE