in a musical mood at 4am

Presenting: Scorpius…the rapper. (I’m so sorry - I don’t know what any of this is.)

Doodle inspired in part by the incredible works of @platinasi. 😄Wishing you luck on the upcoming national nursing license exams!! ✨

-Yes, that’s supposed to be the Time-Turner on his chain. Gleams like gold, just the way the Malfoys like it. True, only the adults use this one in Cursed Child, but let’s just ignore that, okay?

-So I like to think Scorpius’s propensity for singing + killer pun game + tendency toward wordiness in general = rapper potential.


-But you can’t deny that the boy who gave us “engorgimpressed” and “it’s time that time-turning became a thing of the past” wouldn’t be able to spit some clever rhymes. Plus he genuinely sings nearly every other line in the play so he’s clearly musically inclined.

-The biggest challenge he faces is choosing a rapper name to use during the one (1) week (albeit the longest week of poor Albus’s life) that he spends fixating on this potential career path. There are simply too many to choose from. I mean…

(Btw, Albus is normal, Scorpius is italics.)

-“Scorpius the Dreadless”

-“Malfoy the Unanxious”

-“Scorpion King”

-“Son of the Dark Lord” “Do you really want more people to call you that?” “I thought maybe I should just embrace it…”

-“Pepper Imp” “Scorpius, no, you can’t call yourself that.” “But there’s a Muggle rapper named after a Muggle candy! Have you ever tried Muggle candy? It’s fan-taaastic!”

-“$corpiu$” “We’re supposed to be English, remember?” “Oh, right…”

-“MC Awkward” (I shit you not, I took a rapper name quiz as Scorpius and this is what it came up with for him.)

-“Floorpius. It’ll make more sense when I’m famous for my breakdancing. I’m playing the long game, Albus.” “Please…no more-pius.” (Credit to @ohscorbus for coining “Floorpius.” Bless you for this gem.✨)

-“” “But you’ve changed it.” “So?” “So it’s technically not your middle name anymore.” “It’s close.” “It won’t make sense now, Scorpius.” “But I’m…so hyper…”

-“Master Malfoy…It’s what our House-elf calls me…”

-“Hyper Ion” “That’s not even clever.”

-“Lil Scorpy” “OKAY, ALBUS! THANK YOU FOR THE SUGGESTION.” “No, no, Scorpius, I was kidding - it was a joke!” “NOPE. I LIKE IT. CALL ME THAT.” “S-scorpius…p-please…I’m begging you…no.”

*12 hours later*

-“Scorpioncé” “Go to sleep, Scorpius.”

-He’s also definitely tried to commit the Twelve Uses of Dragon’s Blood to memory via rap. 

-And on one hand, I think Scorpius probably listens to songs and is entirely oblivious to any and all innuendo present, but on the other hand…engorgimpressed.

anonymous asked:

I'm so into SongFics, so do you know any fics based on La Vie en Rose by Edith Piaf or any other oldie songs? Thanks a lot :3

I have a couple for you!

I’ve Got a Pal in Kalamazoo by clokkerfoot

Steve likes the old swing music from the 40s. Bucky doesn’t. But there’s one song that never fails to put Bucky in a good mood, especially when Steve starts singing it in the shower at 4AM.

St. James Ballroom by FandomLife54

Steve is dreaming that he’s back in one of the old dance halls in Brooklyn, except Bucky’s there and he’s asking Steve to dance. Fear-stricken, Steve think’s Bucky’s insane but he must be, too, because he wants nothing more than to say yes.


“You’re asking me to dance?” His heart skips a beat, fingers twitching at his side.

Bucky snorts. “Well, yeah, that’s what we’ve been practicing all week for.”

“All week…?” Steve squints, his mind foggy. “No, we…” What did they do that week? Steve takes a glimpse around, searching for a clue, when reality drops his stomach from under him. A wave of dread rolls through him, the happy atmosphere oblivious to his mental break. “We practiced so you could come dance with dames. Not me. We- we can’t, Buck, you know that.”

Tie A Yellow Ribbon ‘Round the Ole Oak Tree by SylntSilver

Bucky is honorably discharged from the war and is on his way home. He is not sure what his reception will be after three years, so in his last letter to Steve, he asked his friend for a favor.

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Strictly Professional [Part 1]

[Business!Dean x Reader AU Series]

You thought you had everything you wanted in life. You were the boss of a well-established company, you had great friends and family around you and you were engaged to your dream man. Everything in your life felt like it was going amazingly. Until, one night you answer an unexpected phone call which completely changes everything. After that, things just seem to go from bad to worse- will you get another shot at happiness?

Pairings: Reader x OC(briefly)

Word Count: 2,983

Warnings: Mentions of drinking, cheating, angst- think that’s about it  

A/N: I’ve read some really good au!spn fics recently, so I thought I’d have a go at it myself.  I have more parts planned after this ☺  This is only my second fic, so advice & feedback are really appreciated!  

Part 2 -Part 3 -Part 4 -Part 5 -Part 6 -Part 7 -Part 8 -Part 9- Part 10- Part 11-Part 12- Part 13- Part 14- Part 15- Part 16

You took a deep breath to try and compose yourself before the elevator doors opened and you arrived on the 5th floor of the office building. It had been 3 weeks since you’d last been at Singer & Co, which was the company you were currently the manager of. 

You took some personal time off the last few weeks due to the fact you’d recently split up with your fiancé- Cameron Roman. The two of you were meant to be jetting off to the Maldives for a week-long vacation as you were both business managers of separate financial companies and worked long hours- the holiday was supposed to be a much needed break.

However, while you were packing the last minute essentials in your suitcase in the early hours of the morning, your house phone rang. You didn’t realise then that the call was going to completely change everything…

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