Sebastian sent Jessica Chastain belated birthday greetings on one of her IG, complete with heart eye emojis, and its so adorable, and it makes me so happy, and shut up! because I know it doesn't mean anything, but I want to live in my happy place for a few hours where Seb & Jess are this gorgeous talented couple who are making a new film together directed by Xavier Dolan. But seriously, I LOVE that they started a friendship during The Martian.
[Anon 2] Aww, Seb posts such sweet things to his friends like lovely b-day wishes to Jessica Chastain, instead of just random emojis. ;)
Mod: Okay, now they need to move their friendship past belated HBD messages on IG. I want her inviting him over for weekly tea in her Architectural Digest apartment while Sebastian pets her dog by the fire.
(And during one friendship tea get-together she will gently but firmly tell him to pull his fucking pants up and never ever wear pants like that again, and he will actually listen because he knows better than to ignore Queen Jessica.)