Me: I need every complex element there is to know about Jasper. I wanna know why she is the way she is, and who she was to pink diamond. I want to know everything there is to know about her past leading up to who she is currently. Give me all the dark, angsty, explicit details of this amazing character.
Also me: okay but does her nose do that cute flashlight thing like Pearl and Peridot tho…
Okay, so Frakes let it slip that there would be a Mirror Universe episode, and then one of the producers referred to it as “a couple” of episodes. They only have six episodes left, so they HAVE to be in the Mirror Universe now. There isn’t time for the Discovery to get lost somewhere unexplained AGAIN.
This is it.
SO. This got me thinking about the Mirror Universe. You know, the important questions, like who will have a goatee?
BUT THEN. THEN I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING EVEN BETTER.