impala week

  • Normal Person: *finds The Impala parked on the street*<br>
  • What a beautiful car. This is a classic isn't it? Look how big and shiny. Oh look at it's panels with brushed aluminum trim. This is a fine piece of mechanical bliss. I wonder how it feels to drive it. Nice.
  • Me: Baby! Oh how beautiful you are in person.<br>
  • * starts taking mental measurements of the back seat, to check if all the Destiel action described on fan fiction is possible*<p/><b></b>
  • Damm!
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                                                 HOLISTIC

                                A DIRK GENTLY PLAYLIST

let it happen - tame impala -  international feel - todd rundgren -  taken for a ride - tally hall -best friend - foster the people - touch tone telephone - lemon demon - infinitesimal - mother mother - the blue wrath - i monster - when he died - lemon demon -  never meant to know - tally hall -goats in trees - foster the people -tessellate - alt j - swim and sleep (like a shark) - umo - fix it together - fleece - nothing that has happened so far has been anything we could control - tame impala - two weeks - grizzly bear -  daydream in blue - i monster - on my mind - fleece - constants are changing - boards of canada

Dear Andrew Dabb and the SPN writers -

Please for the love of Chuck, do not use the same tired, overused, “I fucked up and now I’m gonna fix it” plot line for season 13. As much as I love this show, I’m not sure I can handle it for the umpteenth season in a row (starting with season 6). I’m over it, I don’t want to see it, I don’t care. Give me the boys in the Impala hunting monsters every week and you will keep me hooked forever. Forever. Everything else is weighing on my patience.

Sincerely,

A dedicated fan

Flirty in French

Originally posted by frozen-delight

Pairing : Samxreader, Dean
Word count : 1,453
Author : Mel

Request : Anonymous. Hey I love your blog and I was wondering if you could do a Sam x reader one-shot where Sam, Dean & reader are on a hunt and reader can speak French but thinks Sam can’t and whispers dirty things (smut) thanks!

A/N : So I went a bit different. I have to be honest with you, most flirting / dirty talk that I’ve ever heard, has been at least half English. I’m French Canadian, and based on my experience (And my spouses, I asked him for help here), most people just switch to English. So trying to come up with dirty things to say in french wasn’t easy, and doesn’t translate well. At least not into Quebecois. Our version of french is half English, and 90% slang. So, rofl. I hope you enjoy awkward flirting instead. Authentic French pick up lines in Bold XD. Use them well :P. - I might attempt at a part 2 later, that has smut as I figure out how our version of french dirty talk works. I’ll experiment for you Anon. I hope you like this in the mean time.



You had tried stopping in earlier in the week, but no one had been there. You didn’t want to be an ass and just barge in. So you watched and waited.

Pulling in, you knew they had just arrived minutes before. You knew, because you were behind them. They went into the garage, you went to the door, parking outside.

Knocking on the door, you stood and waited.

The door opened, and two men stood before you with guns drawn. “ Désolé ..” You held your hands up.

“The fuck did she just call me?” The shorter one growled,  cocking his gun.

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Go Somewhere

SPN Writing Challenge | envydean  vs. @perfjensen
Prompt: Passport
Pairings: Dean/Cas
Word count: 1,375
Tags: aviophobia, fear of flying, College!AU, apartment sharing, bed sharing, early morning fluff, slight angst, slight anxiety
AO3: Here

 Beta’d by @sparksflycastiel​ (thank you! ♥)

It’s not even half past four in the morning when Dean rolls over; he’s awake, too hot to sleep in the midsummer mornings. He loops a loose arm over his boyfriend’s waist and shuffles in a little closer.

“Dean…” Castiel whines sleepily. “It’s too hot for that.”

“It’s never too hot for this, Cas.” Dean teases, planting a kiss to Castiel’s bare shoulder.

“What time is it anyway?” Castiel’s voice is quiet in the dark morning.

“Early… too early, I was too hot to sleep.” Dean explains. He shuffles around a bit to remove the lump of fabric that’s under his hip and returns to a more comfortable position.

“You’re insufferable,” Castiel snorts. “Too warm to sleep, but you’re cold enough to hug me.”

“Yep.” Another kiss, this time to Castiel’s neck and he squirms.

“That tickles.” He rolls over so he’s facing Dean; Castiel can see his eyes reflecting the small light that comes from one of the street lamps outside, filtering through the curtains. He just looks at Dean for a while. He can’t really see his face with such little light but he really looks at what he can see, the shape of his nose, only slightly crooked from a fight he had in high school – “should’a seen the other guy,” Dean always said – the fluffy hair and the angled jaw. Castiel runs his hands round Dean’s face, framing it gently with clammy hands before leaning in and kissing him, soft and gentle, and warming, even if it is too hot. “Hey.”

“Hey.” Dean replies simply, like he does every lazy morning they have together. Dean presses their foreheads together, his free arm going under Castiel’s neck and carding through his thick, wild hair.

“I want to go somewhere, Dean.” Castiel declares after several moments of silence.

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Gif source:  Sam  |  Dean (Unknown)

Imagine confessing to your brothers, Sam and Dean, that you’re asexual.

——— Request for anon ———

“So you never— Not even a twinge down there?”

“Dean!” Sam chastises, earning an innocent look from Dean as he gives a shrug.

“What? I want to understand!”

“Dean,” you chuckle, shaking your head a bit, “You’ll never understand with how much you chase tail!”

“A good point,” Sam nods, only for you to turn to him.

“That goes for you too! Dean told me about your little rendezvous in the backseat of the Impala last week.”

Sam shoots Dean his most potent bitchface, only to crack as he looks back to you and sighs, “No secrets among siblings, huh?”

“Well, if your asexual, that just means more for the rest of us, am I right?” Dean grins at you, wiggling his brows as he sips his coffee.

This time, both you and Sam groan, “Dean!”

“Whaaat?”

Dans live show 9/20/16

•Septembers theme is sadness
•TØP cancer fic
•he listened to part of the cover
•"interesting" his reaction to cancer
•Louise was watching
•his favorite radio head albums are “in rainbows” “kid A” and “amnesiac”
•"imagine if I was called Danny D"
•"real Satan is in the chat"
[my phone glitched as he was talking about fifth harmony]
•he said to look up “let It happen by tame impala”
•he said spooky week will probably happen
•he was watching his sheets so his bed was “naked”
•he accidentally unfollowed pewdiepie
•Louise texted Dan and she was watching
•the thing on his door says “ugh Becky”
•his new phone is in the post
•star bucks tweeted him
•Emma: I died
DAN: interesting
•'but where is Evan P’ “I read that in my rapper voice
•he’s confused but excited about AHS
•"non of you can do algebra and watch this at the same time”
[he says as I’m watching his live show I read if doing hw]
•PHIL bought three 3 wick candles
•lesson of the week: DONT get three wick candles unless you live in a mansion
•"call me the lord of autumn"
•EAR TINTS ARE NOW A THING
•" PHIL is the king of make up"
~ more PHIL talk~
•talked about Phils twitter
•about Phils twitter: “ we are all- as the kids would say- shook”
•HE SAID HE MISSES BOSTON PIZZA
I’m from MA and i can confirm that Boston pizza is amazing
~ talks about PHILS houseplant~
~talks about Albert the shrimp~
•he bit his lip the other day and that why it looked gross in PHILS video
•he got a “spontaneous cupcake” and it was the highlight of his day
•it was red velvet
•"it was so moist"
•he has his Pokémon cosplay but the game is irrelevant now
~Harambe talk~
•he WILL watch stranger things
~talks about Kanye’s Instagram~
•he likes dipping his toast in soup
•HE DABBED
AND I DIDNT GET A SCREENSHOT😫
•might have undertake week, might not
•they want to finish the game
•he sang a song about him and Phil being busy
TOMORROW THERE IS A TEASE ON HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL SO WATCH OUT
•there will be trailers for the films on his and PHILS channel
~whistles the totoro song~
•"snapchat? NOPE"
•he said he might paint his nails again
•no one in life is worth of the pistachio muffin
•"piano says everybody in the group chat, PI-A-NO"
~inspirational talk about social media~
•he likes physical books
•he doesn’t watch supernatural
•somebody in the chat said yo name their parrot
•he said no after finding out how long they live
~shameless promo~
THE END