anonymous asked:

Your good with science right? can u tell me why my girlfriend feels like shes dying? She says she has pain in her stomach, cramps, a back ache, she wont eat, and shes all moody.

Let’s see…let me look up the symptoms…



Ummmm…..your girlfriend should feel just fine in about 5 to 7 days.

In the meantime…don’t make her mad.