If I see one more person defend a probably 1000+ year old man who’s lied literally to the entire planet and made people believe he could save the world over a man who’s lost all his bond because him or a team of 16-18 girls who also have lost a great amount cause of shit ozpin causes (indirectly) I’m going to scream

immortals that y’all forget to include on your lists
  • uma thurman (definitely 1500s royalty)
  • weird al (idk but he was definitely around in the american old west)
  • winona ryder (i can see her escaping the salem witch trials in 1692)
  • tim curry (was around for the fall of rome)
  • mitski (i think she sprang fully formed from a seashell like venus thousands of years ago)
  • oscar isaac (probably modelled for michaelangelo)
TAMORA PIERCE

Thank you to my absolute favorite author, Tamora Pierce. She is an inspiration and EVERY girl should read her books. It is truly refreshing to find fantasy, adventure books with female protagonists. Yet the heroines are relatable and human-like for all their amazing qualities and magics. Not only that, but it’s the only fantasy book I’ve ever come across to talk about periods in a natural way (and that’s what they are -NATURAL). AND Tammy writes without slut shaming. Continuing the wonder that is Tamora Pierce Novels, we find openly LGBT characters of all kinds and even polyamorous people. Never in any book before have I encountered that. To top it off, her girls are fiercely feminist, without compromising their femininity unless THEY want to. Kel wears a dress every night specifically to remind the boys that she, a girl, is among them. Switching to Tammy’s other realm, an additional must read is Will of the Empress, showing clear references and illusions to rape and rape culture, with our protagonist fighting it every step of the way. To sum up, The Amazing Tamora Pierce is my inspiration and the reason I myself am a feminist. Her characters are strong, independent, and varied. All sorts sexualities, nationalities and personality types are included. Characters from backgrounds of all sorts, with varying abilities, some even suffering PTSD. Strongly recommend to EVERYONE.

Can someone please give me an excuse to use this gif?

Originally posted by dammmitdaniel

Please, someone help me!

ariadne18an  asked:

Your prompts are so creative and I love it all! Can you make immortal with a death wish prompts?

1) “You know you’re immortal, right? You can’t actually die.” 
“I’ll just sleep forever. Nearest possible thing.” 


2) “You said you’d kill me, if I did this for you. You promised.” The immortal’s voice cracked. “I did everything you asked.”
“Oh, you poor sweet thing. Why would I kill something so very, very useful to me?” 


3) “You need to stop doing this.”
“It’s not like I can die,” the immortal said - sounding suspiciously sulky. 
The other seized hold of their chin, abruptly livid. “No, you can’t die. But you know what you can do? You can suffer. You can be covered in third degree burns for the rest of your extremely long life, or have brain damage, or be stuck with every limb broken.” Their grip tightened as the immortal sucked in a sharp breath. “In fact, if I were you, I would start being very kind to myself. Because you. can’t. die.”