Imagine what Immortal would say at like different places.

Immortal at the super market: “Damn dude.”

Immortal at school: “Damn dude.”

Immortal at a funeral: “Damn dude.”

Immortal at the doctor’s office finding out he has aids: “Damn dude.”

Immortal having sex: “Damn dude." 

Immortal getting out of jail after 21 years: "Damn dude”

Immortal getting kicked in the nuts: “Damn dude.”

Immortal finding out he got hacked: “Damn dude”

Immortal finding this tumblr post: “Damn Dani”