imma join

A cliff note version of Reimu’s “canon” DPOE timeline. I’ll expand on things, write drabbles, move things around, ect. eventually, but with all the info out here we go kids, the:
                    “How the Hell Did Reimu End Up In This Mess In the First Place ???” 

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 – Gensokyo is a land of Fantasy. A “Paradise for Both Humans and Youkai", a realm which does not really exist, at least not in a logical way humans can truly comprehend. It is not unlike Wonderland, a separate realm connected to this world ( the Outside World, the real world, the world of humans, OUR world ) and can only be entered by very specific means.
– Reimu Hakurei is the Shrine Maiden of this land, and she will do anything to protect it. For it is her job to maintain its delicate balance. The Outside World and their going ons is NOT her problem, she is GENSOKYO’S shrine maiden first and foremost.
– But still, Gensokyo is reliant on the continued existence of the world outside it’s Illusionary Boundary; Fantasy can’t exist without Reality; if the world outside where to be destroyed, Gensokyo would fall with it.
Yukari Yakumo ( @deadlyfantasia ) is a powerful Youkai Sage which watches over Gensokyo and protects its boundaries. She is too a frequent traveler of the Outside World, and keeps her eye on the events which take place there. She found out rather quickly about the chaos of the human’s world ending, a apocalypse started by a certain strange bear @desbearer​ ( # thanks based monokuma ) and as soon as the youkai figured out this wasn’t simply a normal human war ( she had seen plenty of those before after all ) as soon as she realized the Outside World was at the threat of being completely destroyed: she took action. For she would NOT let Gensokyo fall because the humans outside of it decided to all up and die.
– So, she came up with a plan. A mission for Gensokyo’s shrine maiden, the one person Yukari KNEW she could count on in a situation like this: Go outside of Gensokyo, fight with the humans who live there, HELP THEM, help the Outside World STABILIZE, help humanity not get WIPED OUT. If she could do that, Gensokyo would be SAVED. In the meantime, Yukari would stay within Gensokyo and help defend / protect it ( strengthen the boundaries, work her powerful magic to try to keep Gensokyo as functional as possible while the whole endeavor sorted itself out ) Confident the Red-White would surely be of help to the humans dealing with the chaos outside.
Reimu joins up with Concordia ( both out of Yukari’s insistence and her own morals ) and helps them fight back, helps them in anyway she can. Despite herself, she makes friends. ( Adrien @mcncheri and Kirigiri @kyoukokiwigiri in particular ) and despite herself she grows to care for them. ( “Maybe once this is over I can show them Gensokyo I just need to help them, save their home just like how I’m working to save my own” )
– She eventually gets a tattoo of the cause, ( on her mid back, between her shoulder blades ) and soon enough Reimu becomes as wholeheartedly invested in Concordia’s success as she is in her personal mission to help secure Gensokyo’s safety.
– Cue Monokuma fucking everything up and throwing them into Murder Disney
– Cue 6 chapters worth of bs she had to go through
– And once she’s out, she finds out that the Outside World ( for better or for worse ) is stable enough that Gensokyo is no longer in any danger of ceasing to exist. She can go home, she can put all this behind her ( she can try to ignore the voice in the back of her head telling her she is just running away. What would her friends think if she just ran back home and left their world in ruins ruled by a tyrant and a deranged self proclaimed queen ? )
– But… her job isn’t to PROTECT the Outside World is it ? She is GENOKSYO’S shrine maiden, everything she has done and will continue to do is for the sake of her HOME, for the place she misses with all her heart. For Reimu Hakurei above all other things has and will always be, The Shrine Maiden of Paradise.

Sassy Jungkook 8

Bangtan: *seperates into 92-93 line, 94-line and 95-line*

Jungkook: you know what? I’m sick of you guys treating me like the odd one out, you think you guys are better than me? Well I got Yugyeom, he’s a true friend, Imma join GOT7 and then you’ll realize how much I am worth, fuck you guys all. I never liked this group since day 1

Namjoon: Baby Bun, we literally just sat down because we’re going to watch a movie

Jimin: yeah baby, I told you to sit on my lap don’t you remember?

Jungkook: whoomp, there it is 😬🙂

5k writing marathon night

ALL RIGHT BLUEBERRIES I need to finish up a few things tonight so I’m setting a goal for myself. I’m doing this with @butteredonions and @bosstoaster but I also want to put this here so I can STICK TO IT. When it’s written down it’s much harder to cheat. I have two fics I need to work on tonight: 

Chapter 8 of b&b
Chapter 1 of imperfect fantasy 

493/5,000 

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Umm staring David Labrava and half of the SoA cast….. yeah imma watch it

@come-join-themurder @lolsthecat @ouijaboardmystery @calumonoxide @one-charming-life

Ok so this is kind of a long joke

So there was this cheerio and he was like really sad. So one he was like “yo, imma join the cheerio olympics” and so once a week for an entire year he trained for the cheerio olympics. When the olympics finally came the cheerio got a bronze medal and was like “man i sure am happy now, but you know whatd make me even more happy, if i got silver.” So he trained everyday except sunday which lazy cheerio day and he got silver at the olympics. While he was at the olympics he also started talking to the cheerio girl named cheerialla, but shes irrelevant for rn. Anyway so the cheerio was like “man im super happy but now i gotta get the gold” so he practiced everyday including lazy cheerio day and finally the olympics came around. And he got gold. He was super duper happy and became rich and famous. He also decide to start dating cheerialla and eventually got married. The bought like a billion mansons and boats and stuff. Then the 2 of them did the “magic cheerio dance” ;) and had 2 kids. A boy name cheeriarles and a girl named ech. After all this the cheerio was really happy but something was missing in his life. He realized what it was. He didnt drink anything over the past three years. So he went to the grocery store to get something to drink. Now i should explain that in this universe each product has its own ile and register so keep that in mind. So he first goes to the milk ile but he saw the milk line was to long. So he went to the oj ile but that line was also to long. So he kept on searching until finally he went to the punch ile. When he got there he found that there was no punchline. :}


Im not sorry

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I got to cheerio and I’m like “this is that joke, isn’t it?” And so i read the last two words and I’m like “YEUP. HE FUCKIN DID.”

adarkroomandawallflower  asked:

Imma join in on these glorious hcs about my precious baby Sean imagine he was getting sad about his curls becoming droopy& they're not as curly as they used to be so you put curlers in his hair & he gets so excited because his hair is so bouncy again

how many times have i said “adorable” and cute” today? not enough apparently

THIS IS SO ADORABLE AND CUTE

Ok but prefect ashton really liking you and finding that he bends the rules more and more to be with you and kiss you in empty halls and stay out past curfew and it get really fucking heated one night by the lake, where his head tips back into the damp grass with flushed cheeks and heavy breaths while you spread on top of him, hot breath and giggle on his neck, and mikey cal and luke give him absolute shit bc last night mr perfect didn’t patrol any of his halls and got in trouble big time bc a fucking prefect shouldn’t be sneaking back in the commonroom in rumpled robes and three already obvious hickeys above his collar.