imma join

You know what’s funny about History: France’s utter hatred of England, let me explain

World, *is at war*

Spain: Ey France, we’re at war and shit, come join

France: Nah I’m busy

Spain:… England just joined the other side…

France: COUNT ME THE FUCK IN MOTHERFUCKERS, LET’S WREK THOSE BITCHES

—-

Merica: Yo Britain, I want out

Britain: lol no

France: Heard you were talking shiiiiit

Rise to that level of petty please

CALLING ALL HP RP-PEEPS

The really awesome @nymphaxxx came up with an idea and I LOVE IT!
There is a post circling tumblr about urban, modern wizards. Wizards doing magic in plain sight, hiding it as everyday objects, wizards sharing glances in the streets, basically just wizards and witches being awesome and magical in the modern world! ✨

Her idea goes like this: You create a character, go into your town, a nearby city, anywhere and film a thread. Throw in some magic, make it funny, wholesome, whatever you want! I think it’s a really unique and cool idea! Here is the original post:

http://ironinkpen.tumblr.com/post/98164785202/yes-but-hear-me-out-urban-wizards-wizards-in



(Imma join as a coastal small-town witch myself!)

Originally posted by trechos-of-books

anonymous asked:

SugAkaashi cuz they are both quiet so they love to just chill together but also Akaashi's sarcasm would make Suga laugh

thus begins the epic saga of nat vowing to draw every rarepair and make a zine outta it, i swear to god im gonna actually do it

For real tho akasuga is so cute,,,, they really complement each other well like a) aesthetically speaking they just look great together, pretty setter pairings are always my jam, b) suga is playful sassy and akaashi is deadpan sassy they would get along so well

Sassy Jungkook 8

Bangtan: *seperates into 92-93 line, 94-line and 95-line*

Jungkook: you know what? I’m sick of you guys treating me like the odd one out, you think you guys are better than me? Well I got Yugyeom, he’s a true friend, Imma join GOT7 and then you’ll realize how much I am worth, fuck you guys all. I never liked this group since day 1

Namjoon: Baby Bun, we literally just sat down because we’re going to watch a movie

Jimin: yeah baby, I told you to sit on my lap don’t you remember?

Jungkook: whoomp, there it is 😬🙂

Block b reaction: You ask them to take a shower with you in front of the other members

Omg yessss

~~~~~

Jaehyo: “Yeah, sure! I’ll be there in a few, wait for me ;)” *has no shame at all lol*

Originally posted by pyorygon

U-Kwon: “Welp, it was nice seeing you guys but my girl is calling, so yeah…  You all know my priorities, right? Go take a walk or something” *legit kicks them out lmfao*

Originally posted by kjyng

P.O: "Haha what a great joke, y/n, hahaha you totally got them hahAHAHA” *nervous laugh violently increases*

Originally posted by pyojhoon

Zico: “AYEEEE YOU GUYS HEARD THAT?! I’M SO GONNA GET SOME!” *infinitely brags about it until the other members actually leave by themselves*

Originally posted by ukwno

B-Bomb: *just throws the boys out and immediately joins you in the shower 😏*

Originally posted by stellar-heartbeat

Taeil: “W-What do you mean?” *laughs nervously while not so subtly doing the ‘cut it out’ sign which I do not have a gif for but that’s ok 😭*

Originally posted by awwfuckno

Kyung: “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING OMFG YOU SO NASTYYYY” *coughs* “Go first, imma join you in a bit” *coughs*

Originally posted by buckw1lds

The only one (Daryl X Reader) Part 7

Relationship : Daryl Dixon X Reader

Trigger warnings : Parental abuse , depression , 5 years age gap, consensual sex , death, violence, graphic scenes.

Rating : Mature + (Please do not read if you are under-aged)

Summary :

The narrative follows the reader and Daryl. The story starts pre-apocalypse and links the events of different stages of their lives as : kids, young adults and adults, focusing on their friendship and eventual love relationship . But when the world turns to dust, will they be able to make it?

CopyRight: I do not own Daryl Dixon, The Walking Dead nor any of the other characters mentioned in this story.  No copyright infringement is intended.

PART 7 – All of us

Originally posted by wildling-heart


‘Ok , I’m really sorry about this but we can’t let anyone inside without getting you inoculated’ you yell, climbed on a rock. The crowd gathered in front of you listens carefully, smiling.

‘Is this real?’ , ‘Is this really happening?’ you can hear the whispers.

‘We’ve set up two stations , Glenn and John will be in charge of your check up and they will give each of you the cure.  We don’t have that much of it produced so  I’ll go and synthetize more . Meanwhile you guys can camp here, we’ll give you weapons and everything to ensure your comfort and safety. The rest of you , who already got the cure will follow me and Sammy, we’ll show you to your designated quarters’

People start laughing and hugging each other. You can’t help but smile.

Daryl gives you a hand , helping you climb down.

Keep reading

greasycurtis  asked:

imma join in on this, but threesome with johnny and steve?

-Johnny sucking on your breasts while Steve fingers you
-Steve demanding that both you and Johnny cum at the same time
-Steve sucking on your neck while Johnny eats you out
-Johnny jerking off while watching Steve fuck you
-Johnny will cum on your face, this bitch ain’t shy
-Steve making Johnny watch while he eats you out