imma bad boy

Kol: *is lying to Davina for most of the time when he meets her, uses her for his own gain and suddenly falls in love with her in like a month? Two?*  

Fandom: Awww that’s so cute he’s so sweet  

Elijah: *slowly falls in love with Hayley, always has her back and protects her doesn’t make a move on her because of Klaus and she makes a move on him after 8 months *  

Fandom: EW dude this is so wrong and out of nowhere

Kol: *is actually KILLING davina because of a spell that made him super hungry*  

Fandom: Poor him he didn’t mean to kill her and now he’s gonna blame it on himself  

Elijah: *attacks Hayley while she’s inside his darkest thought in where he doesn’t know her and she’s just a victim to him*  

Fandom: HA and now you expect her to forgive you? You almost killed her you asshole

Davina: *her only plot for a season is how to bring Kol back after knowing him for like three months*

Fandom: This is so addorable, I hope she makes it.

Hayley: *Admits she brought back the Mikaelsons for selfish reasons too aka Elijah after having gone through so much to be with him*

Fandom: Seriously? This is so ooc. She should have moved on.

Okay I finished this- I coulda made different refs for each of them but eh this was easier, nothin here for Papy bc he’s already got a ref, but I wanted them all here ok-

Sans, he’s the oldest and protective oooof them all. He can use magic but uses it only for cccrazy situations.

Papyrus, he’s the most protective. don’t even friggen thiiink about hurting his family or he’ll kick your butttttt

And lil BB, he and Papy are both cinnamon rolls, this lil kiddo just wants a cookieeee-

Write me off, give up on me
Cause darling what did you expect
I’m just off, a long shot
Don’t even take this bet
—  A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More “Touch Me” - Fall Out Boy
‘Fencing Man’ Kookmin fic - Prologue

OK UM SO…. I tried writing my kookmin Fencing Man fic (based off this fanart I made)… calling this a prologue because nothing really happens AND IT TOOK SO LONG TO WRITE EVEN THO IT’S NOT MUCH!? sob this is like my first time writing a fic in maybe…. 10 years? More than that, probably. So, I apologize for how bad it issss xD I’ll be casually working on it, and hopefully editing along the way.


PROLOGUE

Jungkook pursed his lips, in an attempt to hide a growing smile as he watched Jimin bouncing in his seat on the couch. Jungkook’s heart had been so thoroughly melted at the sight, one would think Jungkook was the cause behind it. But none of Jimin’s attention was directed towards the youngest at all, but rather on the figure on the TV in front of them.

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imhereformysciencefriends  asked:

Pale EriSol?

HELL YEAH BOI

who is more likely to hurt the other?

ERIDAN like wow he has some anger issues. 


who is emotionally stronger?

um theyre both Shit at emotions. 


who is physically stronger?

Eridan. Sollux is a weak noodle. Eridan goes hunting every day and can lift Sollux with one hand. 


who is more likely to break a bone? 

Eridan. Running around hunting dangerous animals is a great way to get urself hurt :c


who knows best what to say to upset the other? 

Sollux, probably, but more because Eridan is so easy to get riled up. 


who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? 

Honestly? Eridan. Now, this might be a surprise, but after seeing the way he treats Karkat, Kanaya, and Feferi, I have no issue believing that he’d apologize once he’s calmed down, albeit in a very begrudging way. Sollux is used to dead!aradia and Karkat apologizing first, anyway. 


who treats who’s wounds more often? 

Eridan, bc he’s used to dealing with his own wounds. 


who is in constant need of comfort? 

Both of them. My horrible sons are both constantly in need of comfort and love and reassurance. 


who gets more jealous? 

Eridan, like wow oh wow. 


who’s most likely to walk out on the other? 

Sollux. Which Fucks Eridan right Up. 


who will propose? 

‘sol u piece of shit stop papping me’
‘fuck u eridan were moirails’
‘*loud huffing noises* well ya finally said it’ 


who has the most difficult parents?

Sollux. Either Biclops or Psiioniic. Either one is a Mess. 


who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? 

Neither. Sometimes Eridan steals Sollux’s phone and refuses to give it back until he’s been given enough affection, though. 


who comes up for the other all the time? 

//shrugs// Probably Sol cuz he can fly. 


who hogs the blankets? 

They both do, but Eridan even more. Sollux spreads. 


who gets more sad? 

Eridan gets sad in a ‘no one loves me’ way, Sollux gets sad in an ‘im a piece of shit’ way. Both do it a lot. 


who is better at cheering the other up? 

theyre both awful at it but that’s funny in it’s own way and it works c:


who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?

Eridan makes a history joke and Sollux uses his psionics to slam dunk him into the pool


who is more streetwise?

SOLLUX


who is more wise?

In time, probably Eridan. After he Learns Things. 


who’s the shyest? 

Well, neither are shy, but Sollux straight up ignores people he doesn’t want to talk to.


who boasts about the other more? 

//wheezing laughter

‘boasting is p much 50% lovingly dragging the other and 50% threats that the other will tear them a new one


who sits on who’s lap?

Sollux sits on Eridan to annoy him and Eridan will sprawl on Sol for the Snugs

Markson - Charisma
  • Jackson: hey mark, yugyeom is asking if we wanna go to chuck e. cheese’s with him
  • Mark: wtF no that’s way too wild for me
  • Jackson: *sighs* mark…we need to talk
  • Mark: about what
  • Jackson: to tell the truth…you’re boring
  • Mark: excuse me
  • Jackson: we need to work on you. your image
  • Mark: my image??? um someone already worked on my image, it was GOD cuz have you seen my face
  • Jackson: yeah sure you’re beautiful but you need more…
  • Mark: what is it, conditioner?
  • Jackson: more…
  • Mark: it’s face cream isnt it
  • Jackson: …charisma
  • Mark: umm ok but where do i buy that
  • Jackson: listen mark, look at the rest of the members. Each of them steal the show, with their CHARISMA
  • Mark: if you're suggesting I turn into them then sorry I refuse to act like a dumbass
  • Jackson: ok. let’s try different images. let’s start with bad boy
  • Mark: hell yeah i was made for this
  • Jackson: ok GO
  • Mark: yo whaddup jackson
  • Jackson: hey mark w-
  • Mark: shut the fuck up…what is this ugly piece of shit??
  • Jackson: umm a hairbrush??
  • Mark: *throws it across the room* disgusting
  • Jackson: do you even know what a bad boy is
  • Mark: do yOU??? ugh i cant even hang out with you, where’s your leather jacket ??
  • Jackson: where’s yOURS
  • Mark: um
  • Jackson: ok we’re done with bad boy. hmm…maybe being FUNNY is your thing mark
  • Mark: did you just discover that??? im hilarious
  • Jackson: ok, let’s see if you can make wild and sexy jackson laugh
  • Mark: ok so the other day in an interview, the guy asks, “who’s the face of the group?” and guess WHAT??? JB raises his hand ahahAHHAAH
  • Jackson: how is that funny
  • Mark: like he’s actually preTTIER than me omg i was DYING
  • Jackson: so funny isnt your thing
  • Mark: why cant you just accept me for who I am??
  • Jackson: well-
  • Mark: im just the cute, super hot and sweet natured guy ok
  • Jackson: …you’re right. im sorry i tried to change you mark. i love you for who you are. even if you are uglier than me
  • Mark: Jackson, I- wait what
  • Jackson: you heard me
  • Mark: that’s not funny jackson
  • Jackson: it wasnt a joke. im the visual now.
  • Mark: *passes out*
Dating Jeon Jeongguk would include...

Tae|Hoseok

~Him getting red whenever you compliment him in any way

~”Aw Oppa you’re so cute!”

~*Intense blushing* “Oh uh…I-I guess but you’re cuter Jagi!”

~*Poking his cheek* “Aw are you blushing?”

~”What no not at all…” *blushing intensifies, cue gif above*

~Him writing songs and serenading you

~”FITE ME IRL JAGI”

~”BRING IT ON DEVIL MAKNAE” *repeat this about fifty thousand times a day*

~Watching him while he draws

~You: “YES IMMA BAD BOY SO I LIKE BAD GIRL”

~Him: “CAN YOU STOP”

~You: “I’M 18 I KNOW WHAT I NEED TO KNOW”

~Him: “FIRST OF ALL I’M 20 NOW, SECOND OF ALL, STOOOOOP” *Also repeat this about fifty thousand times a day*

~Generally just the two of you being meme lords

Listen up y'all, you gon’ get it girl, I’m a pretty boy, quit playin’ hard to get you’ll never find a better boy, so come along with me if you wanna do it right, cause I could show you how to have a good time all night! so tell me whatcha think, doesn’t it sound nice? so follow follow me if you want that good life! GOT7 GOT GOT7! (What) GOT7 G-GOT GOT7!

UH, WELL, LET’S FORGET ABOUT ALL THE TRAUMA, I’LL TRY TO MAKE YOU MY QUEEN JUST LIKE STORIES IN THE DRAMA, UH, JUST DON’T KNOW WHO WILL COME UP, AIN’T NOBODY WOULD POP IN TO MY MIND, BETTER BE SOMEBODY SPECIAL FOR ME, STAND BY ME GIRL EVEN THOUGH IMMA BAD BOY, BABY GIRL, BE MY ONLY ONLY GOOD GIRL, GOT7 GOT GOT7 (What) GOT7 G-GOT GOT7! (HEY!)

this is a david nolan appreciation post

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Fire Emblem Fates nails :) 
Oh boy were these a pain to get done. I was originally going to write “Fire Emblem Fates” on my thumbs but when I tried, it ended up being wayyy too small so I opted for gradients. I only wish the Hoshido hand wasn’t such a hot mess!!! The nail polish started chipping only hours after I put it on so I had to do like a thousand spot checks ;___; Overall though, I’m really happy with how they turned out :) And I’m so ready to cry over this game