Best of Dr. Kester

I’ll tell you how I feel okay? Two weeks ago, my wife kicked me out, I’ve been stopping on my brothers couch ever since, this morning I wake up and there’s no milk, I bought that fucking milk and he used it to drown his sugarpuffs in; so with no cup of coffee I come into work, I get shat on by a pigeon, I meet my new patient and she’s about as open as a nuns fu.