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THE SIGNS ON TINDER

Gemini: oKAY THEN YOU SWIPE LEFT IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEM!

Libra: AND RIGHT IF YOU DO LIKE THEM!

Scorpio: AND THEN YOU CAN TEXT THEM AND THEY’LL TEXT YOU BACK AND- AQUARIUS! STOP SWIPING LEFT ON EVERYONE!

Aquarius: no

Leo: WHY IS NO ONE TEXTING ME???

Libra: ‘cause they might’ve swiped left on you

Leo: eXcUsE mE??

Sagittarius: ehehehehehe

Leo: PEOPLE LOVE ME, I JUST CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY’D SWIPE LEFT!

Aries: you sure people love you?

Leo: oH YOU WANNA GO? YOU WANNA GO?

Aries: *rolls eyes* if you want to-

Aquarius: -die sure you can go

Leo: wOW JUST W OW

Gemini: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SAYING “WOW”?

Leo: WOW OH MY GOD JUST WOW GUYS WOW WOW JUST W O W

Libra: yo Sagittarius, you got the popcorn?

Sagittarius: yeah, yeah i got you, dude 

Virgo: WHAT IS ALL THIS- THAT HURTS! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH THAT HURTS I NEED A DOCT- GOD! I NEED MEDICINE!

Sagittarius: no you don’t, that’s just you having a hangover, it’ll pass. JUST SLEEP

Virgo: NO I’M ALREADY UP!

*Aquarius walks to Virgo*

Aquarius: I got the stuffs 

Virgo: I DON’T WANT TO TAKE DRUGS!….AGAIN!

Aquarius: CHILL IT’S JUST SLEEPING PILLS

Virgo: OKAY THANKS *takes them and goes to their room*

Libra: Hey Scorpio whatcha doing?

Scorpio:..…..somebody, maybe soon….

Capricorn: wHAT

Aquarius: THEY SAID THEY’RE GONNA DO SOMEONE SOON!

Capricorn: WHY

Aquarius: FREEDOM

Scorpio: ;)

Aquarius: ;)

Aries: ;)

Capricorn: -_-

Taurus: wHERE’S THE FOOD

Sagittarius: up yer ass

Taurus: uHM THAT’S GROSS

Gemini: *snickers* THAT’S FUNNY

Leo: NO IT’S NOT I MEAN FOOD IS DELICIOUS AND WELL….THE….THIS IS WEIRD! WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY THAT’S A GROSS REMARK!

Aries: why’re you guys getting all worked up about a joke lol

Sagittarius: because some people can’t take a joke

Aquarius: *loudly slurping their slushee* it was totally me

*they look at Aquarius*

Aries: w ha t ?????

Aquarius: *shrug* jk 

Leo: *rolls eyes* oh my god

Taurus: I NEED FOOD!

Sagittarius: IT’S IN THE GODDAMN KITCHEN GO GET IT

Taurus: wow way to be rude

Gemini: this is getting out of hand what

Pisces: I know right

Gemini: WHERE’D YOU COME FROM

Pisces: I-

Sagittarius: up yer ass

Aquarius and Aries: *stifling laughter* oh ymd sdghjka

Virgo: *yelling from the their room 4 floors above* SSSSSHHHHHUUUUUUTT UUUUUPPPPP!!!

Aquarius, Aries, and Sagittarius: NO

Gemini: you guys have a death wish

Scorpio and Aquarius: no shit sherlock

Cancer: CAN YOU GUYS LIKE SHUT UP

Aries: wow that’s mean

Libra: WHAT HAPPENED

Cancer: 

Cancer: how did you know something was wrong?

Libra: you’re not this pissed off when you’re not triggered

Cancer: truuuuue. aNYWAYS I HAVE A HEADACHE

Aquarius: *puts out their blunt* sorry

Cancer: oh my god. 

Aquarius: okok i’ll do it outside chill

Cancer: I’M ALREADY CHILL

Aquarius: OKAY THEN DAMN

Sagittarius: JANET

Aquarius: EYYYYYYYYY

Sagittarius: EYYYYYYYY

Cancer: PLEASE SHOW YOUR FRIENDSHIP SOMEWHERE ELSE PLEASE

Sagittarius: *glare* wow guess who doesn’t like you anymore

Cancer: WOW JUST-

Leo: -WOWWWWW i had to heh

Cancer: i’m done

Pisces: THEY WERE KIDDING

Cancer: oh….sORRY

Aquarius: *smh* ok

Gemini: okok but where’s Capricorn?

Scorpio: probably counting the money we stole, won, and made.

Aries: we make and steal and win dirty money

Aquarius and Pisces: ;)))))))))

Taurus: wHICH I MAKE AND WIN

Aquarius: yEAH BUT ME AND ARIES STEAL

Sagittarius: hEY

Aquarius:

Aquarius: you just like to joke around with the security guards

Sagittarius: pFF PFF PFFFFFFFFFF SO

Aquarius: I KNOW WHAT YOU DO YOU LIL IDIOT I KNOW THAT YOU SEND RANDOM MESSAGES INTO THEIR WALKIES

Sagittarius: sHHHH

Aquarius: yeah you just scream “WALKER INTO LOBBY 5 CLEAN UP ON AISLE 6 SOMEONE MESSED UP SOMEONE’S FACE” every 5 seconds

Sagittarius: SHUT UPPPPPPPPPP

Gemini: wow Sagittarius

Sagittarius: OKAY OKAY I JOKE AROUND BUT-

Aquarius: you’re still a valued member of Aquarius and Aries Steal and Co. Team. :))

Aries: yeah Aries and Aquarius Steal and Co. Team :)))

Aquarius: yup totally Aquarius and Aries Steal and Co. Team :)))

Aries: Aries and Aquarius :))))

Aquarius: Aquarius and Aries :))))

Aries: AR-

Aquarius: AQUARIUS

Aries: I SAID-

Aquarius: A Q U A R I U S

Aries: I SAID-

Gemini: SHUT UP I GOT A TEXT

Libra: for the first time in foreverrrrrrrrr

Leo: I got 7 ;)

Gemini: sO

Scorpio: sssssHHHHHHHHUT UP WHAT DID THEY SAY

Gemini: “hey ur rlly hot”

Leo: mine’s are in poems and are actually grammaticized

Capricorn: *flips a table, kicks a chair out of their way, throws the cereal box behind them and pushes the door open* DID SOMEONE SAY GRAMMAR

Aquarius: *loud slurping of their slushie again* no they say grammaticized

Capricorn: thanks for ruining the moment

Aquarius: you’re so welcome

Gemini: THEY WANT TO COME OVER W H A T

Libra: ;)

Scorpio: please don’t steal their future significant other Libra, please

Libra: n-

Aquarius: oh.

Libra: can you-

Aquarius: not. 

Libra: OH MY G-

Aquarius: Grim reaper

Scorpio: what

Sagittarius: what

Taurus: what

Aries: heh

Gemini: WHAT SHOULD I SAY

Virgo: *from the other room* SAY “SURE” AND THEN ADD AN EMOJI

Aquarius: PFFFFFFFFFFF WHO EVEN USES EMOJIS

Sagittarius: *stops from clicking the laugh emoji* wow

Leo: ME I USE THEM

Aquarius: haha

Leo: WHAT’S SO FUNNY HUH

Aquarius: your using of emojis is funny

Leo: oh wow you-

Aquarius: shuddupidontwanttodealwithanyonetodaythank

Leo: wOW JUST-

Aries: FOR THE LOVE OF THE GRIM REAPER, SHUT UP WITH THE WOW

Aquarius and Leo: wow

Aries:

Aries: ok.

Gemini: uh….they’re coming over….right now…

*doorbell rings*

Gemini: and they’re here….

Taurus: oH MY GOD WHY WE SAID-

Gemini: YOU GUYS SAID YES SO I TOLD THEM “SURE, COME OVER”

Aquarius: Sagittarius

Sagittarius: yeah bro

Aquarius: Ceiling

Cancer: GETTING THE ROPE

Pisces: I GOT THE DRUGS

Pisces:

Pisces: I GOT THE CHAIR HAHA NEVERMIND

Aquarius: gimme the drugs fam

Pisces: gotchu fam *gives*

Gemini: *opens the door* hey sweetheart ;)

Person: hi ;)

Cancer: *whispers to Capricorn* oh shit dammit i don’t think Gemini will get this one, oh lord. They look like the f-variety.

Capricorn: oh no 

Cancer: i gotta

Aries: *whispering with them* just do it, bro

Cancer: when did you get here

Aries: JUST DO IT

Cancer: SHUT UP OKAY

Cancer: *goes to the door and plays their charm* hey ;)

Person: oh um, hey 

Gemini: *smiling forcefully* Cancer, why don’t you go?

Cancer: *smiling at the person* no, because they might like me better ;)

Person: uhm i’m into uh…

Cancer: OH I TOTALLY GET IT YOU’RE NOT INTO FEMININE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE LIKE ME

Pisces: *swoops in all jealous n shit* YEAH CAUSE THIS BEAUTIFUL THING IS MINE HAHAHA *forced laughter*

Aquarius: *loud slurping again* ok

Person: okay…

Pisces: WHAT DO YOU MEAN “OKAY” HUH?

Cancer: *forced smile* Pisces…cHILL :))))))))

Libra: okay guys you’re all beautiful, let’s just be chill, okay? just bre-

Pisces: Libra, sHUT THE HELL UP YOU HIPPY SHIT WE DON’T WANNA HEAR YOUR STUPID LITTLE HIPPY RANTS OK

Libra: *lost their chill* oH HELL NO YOU WANNA END UP WOTH A BROKEN JAW, PISCES?

Aquarius: *loud slurping* Aries let’s go

Aries: nO I’M ENJOYING THIS

Scorpio: hehehehehhe

Aquarius: ok then

Gemini: just ignore that, come here ;))

Pisces: MAYBE YOU’LL END UP WITH IT, LIBRA

Capricorn: how about both of you shut the hell up and let Virgo sleep?

Pisces and Libra: NO

Virgo: *upstairs* SHUT THE HELL UP

Aquarius: *disappears* ok

Gemini: ignore all the ruckus, just come here ;)

Person: okay ;))

Gemini: *leads them under Sagittarius*

Aquarius: hey ;)) 

Person: oh hey ;)

Gemini: okay just come here 

Sagittarius: my fun begins

Person: *looks up* WHAT THE-

*Sagittarius ends up on them* 

Sagittarius, Aquarius, and Gemini: HAHAHHAHHA

Person: you guys are DICKS

Aquarius: dicks out for Harambe

Person: wOW

Leo: DID SOMEONE SAY WOW CAUSE THAT MEANS BULLSHIT IS NEAR *sees Sagittarius* nvm it was always here

Sagittarius: YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY MY DUDE

Leo: YEAH I DO

*They start fighting*

Aquarius: *loud slurping again* I’m still high

*Person leaves all angry and sexually frustrated bc…they gotta*

Scorpio: *loud slurping with Aquarius* i gotta text and told them to come over 

*doorbell rings*

Leo: THEY’RE HERE

*They all stop fighting*

Pisces: I GOT THE CHAIR

Cancer: ROPE

Sagittarius: MASKS GUYS

*they all put on masks*

Scorpio: hey babe ;)

Aquarius: :))))))))))imchill(((((((((((((:

Person: hey ;)

Cancer: *tackles them and Pisces ties them* shhh

Person: WHAT THE HELL YOU SAID KINKY BUT THIS

Aquarius: HAHHAHAHAH pFFFFFFFFFF

Scorpio: heh…YEAH YEAH I DID SHHHHHHHH

Sagittarius: *brings Jacob saggy tits music videos on a laptop*

Person: NO NONNOOOOOOOOOOOO

*they all wear headphones*

Aquarius: this is true cancer

Cancer: i approve

Pisces: IM CHILL :))))))))))

*Person faints from overexposure* 

Aries: i got them

Aquarius: same

*Aries and Aquarius take the body out and drive them far*

Taurus: i got $50. pf

Capricorn: i got a text

Virgo: *breaks the door, does parkour off the stair banister and broke a chair* aHEM WHAT BULLSHIT BE SPOKEN OF  w HAT :))))

Capricorn:

Capricorn: i got a text

Virgo: HAHHAHAHAH PISCESGETTHEGODDAMNEVERYTHING AND SAGITTARIUS UP ON THE CEILING 

Sagittarius: got it

Capricorn: they’re coming over

Gemini: recording this…

*doorbell rings* 

Capricorn: *opens door* hey ;)

Gemini: now :))

Cancer: SURPRISE BITCH *tackles*

Pisces: HAHAHHAH

Sagittarius: PREPARE FOR RUPTURING

Virgo: THATS NOT HOW IT GOES

Person: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

Aquarius: hOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FOOK UP M8 AIGHT

Aries: yEAH

Scorpio: tape *tapes their mouth closed*

*they all wear their headphones*

Cancer: *opens the laptop and plays Jacob Saggytits* 

Person: *muffled* N OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aquarius, Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Gemini: *whisper* rip.

Virgo: *whisper* Capricorn is mine u lil shit

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