Classification of KNB characters

The “bastard and fucking sexy….BOOM PREGNANT !” ones (and “dark” too…so emo)

The “angry” ones (my eaaars ;_; )

The “excited and lol lol lol” ones

The “showing an emotion can kill me” ones

The “smile who can cure cancer” ones

BONUS : The “my eyesbrows are fabulous” ones

anonymous asked:

Akashi, Midorima, Kise, Aomine, Nijimura, Himuro, and Imayoshi domestic headcanons with their married!S/O?

AKASHI:

  • He gets super giddy whenever he calls out “Honey, I’m home!” because it’s so cliché and he knows it makes you all blushy and he just loves it
  • Will attempt to cook for your anniversary, burn down the kitchen, call the chef to fix something up, get an entirely new kitchen, and be “Happy anniversary, sweetheart” as if he didn’t just replace the entire kitchen
  • Super awkward around kids at first, tries to be cool about it, but he’s actually reading up on a dozen manuals on how to change a single diaper

AOMINE:

  • 10/10 will not do any of the cleaning around the house until you nag him or threaten to divorce his ass
  • Still loves to cuddle with you and have sex on the kitchen table 23434 years into the marriage because “we have to keep the flame alive, baby”
  • Although he acts all #cool and #composed around the baby and acts as if it came naturally to him (and you believed him for a little while), until you saw him watching tutorials online on how to get babies to like him

HIMURO:

  • CHILL AF HUSBAND, like you’ll tell him to do something around the house, asking for help and he’s like, “oh i did that yesterday, do you need me to do anything else?” aka the true blessing™
  • Will take you out on date nights at least once a week, be the best kind of gentleman who will treat yo ass right 
  • But tbh he still loves pranking you so you’ll end up sitting on a whoopie cushion one too many times during your marriage

IMAYOSHI:

  • sex sex sex Like Aomine, he’d still be down to try out new things with you, even when you’re feeling a little insecure about being older and such
  • Always knows when you’re tired, he’s some kind of freaking psychic, and will always bring home your favorite takeout and movies during those days and give you massages and just be the perfect husband
  • Fights with him aren’t as frequent because he tries to be level-headed about it and he somehow always knows the right things to say

KISE:

  • Surprises you with the best things you can imagine aka lots of makeup samples from his shoots, a puppy, a dinner date at the best restaurants, carpet sex, and lots of kisses (always)
  • He helps you wash the dishes every night and thinks of it as bonding and will always snuggle up to you “why is this so fun to you” “because you’re stuck standing next to me for at least twenty minutes”
  • “kise we are noT MAKING ANOTHER BABY” “but i want—”

MIDORIMA:

  • Diapers are the bane of his existence. Literally, who in the world thought it was a good idea to make these? Why couldn’t they just strap on diapers with suspenders
  • Is actually a really good cook and on the days he’s back early, he’d be more than happy to whip up a good meal 
  • Can’t do laundry for the life of him, too many of your shirts have turned brown from white. “I might’ve spilled coffee beans in there.” “Why did you have coffee beans.” “…………lucky item.”

NIJIMURA:

  • Honest to God, would marry him again over and over because he’s the sweetest husband who’s always taking care of you; the kind of man who would pop by your workplace to drop off lunch or make sure you were taken care of
  • Keeps everything in the house so tidy (aside from the box of memories from teikō days); like the ult neat freaK BECAUSE HE WON’T EVEN LET YOU EAT ON THE COUCH
  • Has your wedding photo as his wallpaper to show off every time he switches on his phone “yes, that’s my wife” with the shyest smiles
Kuroko's Basketball characters in a nutshell
  • Kuroko: Now you see me, now you don't
  • Kagami: *Mario jumping intensifies*
  • Hyuuga: IDIOTS
  • Kiyoshi: gg well played
  • Izuki: you could say we're ballin'
  • Mitobe: *makes vague hand gestures and arches an eyebrow*
  • Koganei: MITOBE SAYS HELLO AND THAT I'M HIS TRANSLATOR
  • Furihata: *panicked screaming internally* I got this
  • Aomine: The only one who can beat me is me *side eyes Kagami*
  • Momoi: Aomine pls. KUROKO HE ISN'T LISTENING.
  • Imayoshi: Git gud nerds.
  • Wakamatsu: *loud shouting from across the court*
  • Ryou: I'M SORRY
  • Kise: *copy machine noises*
  • Kasamatsu: KISE YOU IDIOT
  • Hayakawa: *incomprehensible shouting about rebounds*
  • Midorima: NANODAYO *checks daily horoscope*
  • Takao: Shin-chaaaan~
  • Murasakibara: foooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOD
  • Himuro: Atsushi pls
  • Akashi: My orders are absolute
  • Reo: sliP INTO THE VOID
  • Hayama: gotta go fast
  • Nebya: KIYOSHI YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
  • Hanamiya: Boy it'd be a shame if we focused on your injuries.
  • Alex: what is personal space even.
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The KuroBasu characters all dressed up for the upcoming KuroBasu Halloween event at J-World Tokyo from 30 Sept to 3 Nov. Exclusive merchandise featuring these illustrations will be available during the event.

Source: Official Twitter