You wanna know who I am? You really wanna know who I am, you son of a dish? I‘ll tell you who the fork I am: I’m a little teapot; deal with it!
I ain’t apologizing for how short or stout I am, no sporking way! You wanna make fun of my height? Go ahead, but make sure you lock your drawers at night, pal, ‘cause I’ll put you in the drain. And you know I won’t hesitate to flip that disposal switch neither. I’ll take on you and all your shiny little friends, bend the tongs right off your heads and then cork your knives right in front of ya!
You think I’m joking? I got news for you, buddy: here is my handle and here is my spout. Both have shattered a lot worse than you, my flat friend. In fact, the last dish who insulted me now makes up the dust beneath our feet, if you catch my drift. I pounded that poo poo platter into pulp so quickly that it didn’t even have time to beg. Couldn’t even wipe the bacon grease off its chest before it was mincemeat.
You still think I’m joking? Oh, now I’m really steamed! YOU’RE GONNA GET IT NOW, YOU GARBAGE PIECE OF CUTLERY. YOU HEAR ME? I AM NOT ALL TALK! I’VE DONE THINGS THAT YOU AND YOUR POINTY-HEADED FRIENDS COULDN’T EVEN DREAM OF! I AM A BAD LITTLE TEAPOT! A BAD LITTLE TEAPOT! HEAR ME SHOUT!
HEY, WHAT’S GOING ON? PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN! I’LL KILL YOU, YOU GIANT FREAK! I’LL KILL YOU!
WHOA, WHOA, WHAT THE HECK? DON’T DO THAT!
Whoa. Oh, I think I’m going to be sick.
What the spork just happened? Did you see?
What did you just say? You say what came out of me?
Well I guess I do feel lighter.
Anyway, uh, where was I? Oh yeah, pounding you. I’m gonna pound you so hard… um. I’m sorry; I don’t really feel like pounding you anymore. I don’t know what came over me before. You see, I have these mood swings every now and then, and for some reason, they always subside after that giant creature tips me over and pours me out. It’s the oddest thing.
So I apologize for whatever I may have said to you in the heat of the moment. You seem like a very nice utensil, and I would hate to offend you in any way.
Had a lazy snow day and drew a little unicorn in a teapot for no reason whatsoever x) #random #snowedin #unicorn #unicornart #lolwut #idk #unicorninateapot #iloveunicorns #bored #randomsketch #art #kinda #meow #fantasy #toobakedmaybe #imalittleteapot #daw
June Self Care Challenge
June 3 - Do you drink tea? Which tea is your favourite?
So I cannot choose between the three above. Green tea with lemon myrtle is the freaking bombdiggity! So good at calming me down and the lemony taste is so delicious and refreshing. The peach with mango tea and peach with a dash of orange are awesome when I need some sort of sweet drink, usually when I’m craving a soft drink/ soda :) I’m only new to tea so if anyone has any other recommendations let me know :D
The last photo is the first teapot in my collection. I have just started collecting them and I couldn’t resist sharing it with you all because a) no one else would care and b) this thing is handed down from my grandma, to my mum and now to me, I love it!