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ƒ「トリック・オア・ヴァンパイア」
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Diabolik Lovers Haunted Dark Bridal Imajin tokuten drama CD
トリック・オア・ヴァンパイア!?

Trick or Vampire!?

It’s been a while since I last translated a drama CD. Recently I’ve gotten so busy with the Uni that I had to translate this in the train station while waiting for a train to arrive (つω-`。) I wanted to finish translating all the tokuten drama CDs that are left before the release of Vandead Carnival but I’m not sure I’ll actually manage. With Trick or Vampire!? done there should be three left untranslated. Anyways, as usual I hope you enjoy this drama CD and if you need to download it don’t do it directly from Tumblr because I had to resize it. A lot. And if you spot any mistakes please tell me. I know there are. English is not my forte.

ps. if you just can’t picture the guys dressed as Disney characters look at this thing I’ve just found (ノ∀≦。)ノぷぷ-ッ笑

pps. HAPPY SPOOKY HALLOWEEN YOU LITTLE BATS!!

Ayato ah, shit! Not again!

Raito what’s wrong, Ayato-kun? “Not again” what?

Ayato didn’t you see them!? All over the city there are people wearing nasty clothes and saying they’re vampires! It’s like they’re mocking us, it really pisses me off!

Raito ah yes, I get it now… but at this time of the year there are a lot of people who do that, right? Vampires, werevolves, mummies… I really wonder what they’re doing… nfu♪ no Raito, it’s not what you think

[0.52]

Kanato they’re probably just crazy… hey you, what do you think they’re doing? Huh? Halloween…? …what did you just say? I don’t even want to know what “Halloween” is! Besides what do you mean with “don’t you even know something like Halloween?”— ARE YOU SAYING I’M STUPID!?

[1.22]

Raito come, come, Kanato-kun, Bitch-chan is scared. After all you really don’t know what it is, right?

Kanato it’s her fault for not understanding what I meant with that question! You shut up!

Raito nfu♪ Well okay, you’re probably right~ hey, Bitch-chan! Why just because it’s Halloween people have to make all that noise?

Kanato …huh? Trick or treat? …if you decide to partecipate to this event, if you don’t want anyone to play pranks on you, you must give out candy…?

Ayato what? You mean that if someone doesn’t give you candy, you can play a prank on him? …huh? No? Ah, shuttup! If I say so then that’s it!

[2.10]

Raito mmh… you also have to dress up to partecipate, right? Oh, it means that a boy and a girl can meet without knowing how they really look…? Wow… hiding their true identity they lose control and make out like animals… ah, it’d be so exciting…

Ayato tch! You’re really a pervert! If you keep thinking about those things you’ll get bald!

[2.38] 

Raito hah! Bald, you say? No way! Not even the fact that I’m always wearing a hat will make that happen! (1) Besides, you’re the one to talk, Ayato-kun!? Just say that a minute ago you were thinking about tricking people into not giving you anything so that you can play pranks on them!

Ayato of course I was! That’s way more fun than getting candy! You hardly get to do that without people bothering you all the time, right?

Kanato I… prefer candy… right, Teddy? You think so too, don’t you?

[3.12]

Ayato you two can do what you want! I’ll play pranks, Kanato will get lots of candy and Raito will do whatever he likes. Ah, this “Halloween” is so cool! We’ll be basically able to do what we like the most!

Raito then it’s settled. We’re all going out. Nfu♪

Kanato but don’t we need to dress up for that…?

Raito no need to worry! If it’s a costume you’re talking about then I have plenty of them in the castle!

[3.48]

Ayato we have… costumes here? Hah, that’s just what one would expect from a perver like you, Raito.

Raito nfu♪ I’ll take that as a compliment. —wondering around and getting candy, making a mess here and there, seducing all the bitch-chans who come our way… if we’re dressed up for Halloween no one will ever know that it’s us, right?

Ayato ah, now that you say it, it’s not a bad idea.

Kanato I’m in! Hey, you’re coming with us right? You understand what will happen to you if you refuse, don’t you?

Raito nfu♪ don’t worry, I’ll take a costume for her too~ just wait a minute, okay?

*goes away*

Kanato ah, I can’t wait… what costume will I wear…? You’re excited too, aren’t you, Teddy?

[4.46]

Ayato tch! I have no idea what that pervert is gonna take here! If I know him well enough, all he really wanna do is make Chichinashi (2) wear something weard.

[5.03]

Raito I’m back! These are the costumes! *drops them somewhere* Take a look at my collection!

Kanato it’s bigger than I thought… it’s beautiful!

Raito isn’t it? Nfufu♪

Ayato tch! Don’t wear it before us! By the way why the hell are there skirts too? You pervert!

[5.28]

Raito because it’s a costume! Don’t you want to wear something that you normally can’t? Anyways, I’m Alice in Wonderland~! Bitch-chan, am I cute? What do you think?

Kanato I like that frilly apron! Your costume is so cute… give something to me as well!

Raito nfu♪ For Kanato-kun I have this… what do you think? It’s Little Red Hood~!

[5.55]

Kanato ah…! It’s beautiful! This hood… is so red it seems to have been soaked in blood! Hahahah… I love it…

Raito take this. When you’re finished changing, you can put Teddy in this basket.

Kanato ooh! You really know me, Raito! Thank you! wow

[6.16]

Raito of course I do! Ah, Bitch-chan. Yours is this one. An all black witch costume. Huh? You were expecting something else…? Ah, since it’s something I took, you were expecting something sexier? Nfufu… I’m not that predictable, you know…?

Ayato ooh, so you’re wearing that? With that thing it’ll be hard to notice that you have no tits, hehe.

[6.46]

Raito besides, it’ll be nice taking such a stoic dress off, don’t you think? Ahh I can’t… just thinking about it makes me— ah. Uhm. This is your costume, Ayato-kun. Here you go.

Ayato whaa!? The fuck is this thing!?

Raito it’s Cinderella! Look at this furry part, isn’t it beautiful? It’s probably real fur, don’t you think?

Kanato ah! You’re right! If you were to sew plushies with it they’d surely come out super cute!!

[7.24]

Ayato no, hold on a second Raito. Why should I wear this shit!? Eh!?

Raito huh? You don’t like it?

Ayato Are you crazy!? Of course I don’t! Unlike you two I have normal tastes! Like hell I’m wearing a woman’s dress!

Raito eeh? But my collection doesn’t include costumes for men…! Besides I’m sure that dresses suit you just fine~ right, Kanato-kun?

Kanato yes, I think so too!

Ayato just stop it! I rather go like this than with that shit! And besides aren’t we vampires!? What’s the point in putting on a costume?

[8.05]

Kanato I don’t even understand what you’re talking about. If we don’t wear a costume there’s no point in celebrating Halloween! Do you know why poeple do that? THEY DO THAT TO GET THE CHANCE TO WEAR SOMETHING THEY USUSALLY DON’T!! IF WE GO OUT LIKE THIS THEN WHAT’S THE DAMN POINT!?

Ayato ngh… don’t snap like that!

Kanato then put this on!

Ayato nngh… j-just think about it! It can’t suit me! Who wants to see a man dressed like a woman!?

[8.44]

Raito mmh… I think I might…

Ayato you damn pervert! I wasn’t even asking you! Besides you’re saying that just out of curiousity right?

Raito not at all…? nfu♪ Look at Bitch-chan’s face! She also wants to see you~ right?

Kanato right?

[9.08]

Ayato wha- you damn Chichinashi! What the hell are you laughing at!? Eh!?

Raito come, come, calm down now. Look at this light green. I chose this dress just because I thought this color would suit you well…

[9.22]

Ayato I said I won’t wear it, damn it! The hell is that fluttering shit!?

Kanato I want to see you wearing that dress… I begged you so many times… why… why won’t you just listen to me?

Ayato shuttup! Just why should I– Raito! What do you think you’re doing!?

Raito nfufu♪ now! Kanato-kun, give me a hand! Pin down Ayato-kun and help me put this on him!

Kanato okay!

Ayato gwaah! Hey! Help me Chichinashi! What? You can’t!? What do ya mean!? I’ll bite you to death!

[10.08]

Raito of course she can’t! There’s no way she can overpower us! Come on princess, let’s change clothes~

Kanato oh, you’re going to get dressed! You’re just like a doll, Ayato! Hahah

Ayato stop it! I beg you—–!

✄ฺ—-✄ฺ—-✄ฺ—-✄ฺ—-✄ฺ—-✄ฺ—-✄ฺ—-✄ฺ—-✄ฺ—-✄ฺ—-✄ฺ

Ayato …what have you done to me…

Raito you’re so cute~ princess Ayato~

Ayato shuttup! Hey Chichinashi, what the hell are you looking at? Eh!? What? I’m cute!? Have your eyes gone bad!?

[11.00]

Raito Come on, don’t treat our bitch-witch-chan(?) bad! I’m so glad we went for Cinderella! Even the size of the glass shoes fits Ayato-kun perfectly!

Kanato yes! It’s not bad at all even for someone like you! Ayato… wouldn’t you like to become my doll…? Hahah

Ayato don’t fuck with me! And don’t you dare compare me with your disgusting dolls!

Kanato disgusting…? YOU’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT TEDDY, ARE YOU!?

Raito now, now, don’t fight you two! Oh, look over there! They’re celebrating Halloween! Nfu♪ There’s a nice smell of cute girls~

Kanato they all have a lot of candy with them…! Let’s go there!

[11.54]

Raito everyone is staring at us… that’s probably because Bitch-chan and me are cute!

Kanato no, Teddy and me are cute. If I say “trick or treat?” they’ll give me candy, right? Who could I ask…?

Ayato tch! What the fuck are you staring at!? GET LOST!

*everyone runs away*

Raito w-wait, Ayato-kun! We’re wearing costumes so that people can see them! You can’t just say “get lost”! Ahh… and I even saw cute girls there…

[12.23]

Kanato he’s right! They ran away because you scared them! I… won’t get any candy now…

Ayato don’t blame me, you hysteric asshole!

Kanato AND WHOSE FAULT IS IT IF I’M ANGRY NOW!? IT’S SINCE WE’VE GONE OUT THAT YOU KEEP COMPLAINING! I CAN’T STAND IT ANYMORE!

Ayato ARE YOU TRYING TO PICK A FIGHT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!?

[12.52]

Raito …aah… after all dressing Ayato as a woman wasn’t a really good idea.. All the girls have run away… even the adults… They’ve gone somewhere with their children… we’ve really come here for nothing…

Kanato it’s all your fault, Ayato! I didn’t get even a single candy!

Raito mh? Bitch-chan, what’s wrong? Was that a sigh? Ah, you wanted to celebrate Halloween too, right? I’m sorry that Ayato-kun’s an idiot~ ah, poor creature… don’t worry, I’ll make you forget what happened… on the bed, of course. That dress is so cute… but you’ll need some help to take it off, right? nfu♪

Kanato no, wait a moment. You prefer playing with me over Raito, right? Besides, since you’re dressed as a witch today won’t you come to the torture chamber with me? I heard that during the witch trials a lot of different instruments were used… hahahah

[14.13]

Ayato hold on a second, you two! Don’t think I’ll let you do something like that! I’ve already decided that she will help me take this thing off! Like hell I’ll let her go with you two!

Raito aah… what a pain… Well, since Ayato-kun is in a bad mood today let’s just go home, okay? You’re tired too, right, Bitch-chan?

Kanato Teddy… let’s play when we get home, okay…? The torture chamber… I can’t wait…

Ayato HEY! Did you listen to what I said!? Besides what even was the point of this fucking dress!? I didn’t even want to wear this shit! …ouch! These fucking shoes…! I SAID WAIT!! (3)

notes:

(1) I don’t know if you already knew this, but there are people who say that wearing hats all the time can cause hair loss. While translating this drama CD I got a bit curious and looked it up on Google and it seems that in the end it’s only a myth.

(2) 乳無し (チチナシ) Chichinashi, titless, pancake, whatever you like.

(3) here Ayato isn’t really talking about the shoes but the dress. 着づらい (kizurai) is literally “hard to wear” and in this case what he’s saying is that he can’t move well because of the dress. I tried to write something with the same meaning but it sounded too wear so I decided for something that could convey the idea right away.

pillow fight

Type: fluff

Ship: Jikook (Jimin and Jungkook)

Word count: 376

Jungkook watched Jimin carefully as he played video games with Taehyung. He tiptoed over to him, clutching the pillow in his hands tightly. Taehyung saw him from the corner of his eye, and turned to look. Jungkook brought one finger up to his lips, and silently motioned for Tae to look back at the screen. Tae grinned before turning back to his game. Taking light steps, Jungkook reached Jimin’s unknowing form on the floor. He brought the pillow up before smashing it on Jimin’s head. Jimin’s eyes widened as he turned to face the maknae. Jungkook laughed, showing his bunny teeth. Jimin smiled a greasy smile as he got up. Jungkook turned and ran while giggling. Taehyung was rolling on the floor laughing.

“Maknae~!” Jimin called, running after the youngest member. Jungkook turned to look at him and grinned before slipping into a bedroom. Jimin raced in after him, just in time to see that the maknae had another pillow in his hands. Jungkook slowly moved to the other side of the room, his smile never leaving his face. Jimin grinned at him before grabbing another pillow from the bed and moving slowly towards Jungkook. They both slowly circled each other, waiting for the other to make a move. Suddenly, Jungkook ran towards Jimin and hit him with the white pillow in his hands. Jimin yelled before retaliating, tackling the maknae to the ground. Jungkook laughed as he tried to push his hyung off of him. Jimin stealthily slipped his hands under the maknae’s shirt and started to tickle him. Laughter erupted in the room.

“H-hyung! Stop!” Jungkook yelled, breathless.

“Never!” was the reply from his hyung, incessantly tickling him.

“I’ll do anything!”

“A kiss?” Jimin smiled greasily, his eyes narrowing playfully.

“Fine! Please, just stop!” Jimin removed his hands, leaving Jungkook on the ground catching his breath.

“Kookie~!” Jungkook sighed and picked himself up, facing Jimin. His face was slowly turning bright red. “You promised~!” Jungkook slowly leaned in and gently touched his lips to those of his boyfriend before his face turned even redder than before. Jimin pulled back and smirked at Jungkook.

“I should tickle you more often~!” Jungkook stared blankly at his boyfriend before leaving the room. “You know you want it!”

BTS: Suga: Angst

an-exotic-writerMockingbird | Tomorrow | Words Don’t Come Easy | 
Is It Too Late to Say Sorry | A Little While More | The Day Before |

btsfiles: Of Blood & Band-Aids | 

bulletproof-girl-scouts: We Had Ended | 

exobtsimagination: Hate This Jealous Feeling | Can’t Put it Together | My Hero | It’s Okay | Realization | You Talk Too Much | Best Friend Support | Missing Home | Snap | 

imajin-bts: Black and White | 

infires-by-bts: Because of You (Because of Me) | Forgive Me And Let’s Start Over? | First Comes Like | What Are Family For | Never Again | Forever Loved | Sorry | 

jeongguxks: Reassurance |

jjungkooked: Promise |

keypea: Frisson | Harangue | Beguile |

noir0neko: Wedding Dress |

noonatrash: Be the One | 

noonatrash: Be the One | 

parkjiminsfineass: Mismatched | Forgive Me | Memory | 

sugascenes: Cheat |

thehappiesttime: Repeat | 

universitykpop: With Care |

whisperedscenarios: Remembering Sunday | Let Me Go | Emotion 

zeurinTactile Amnesia | 

Saya, Yang Senang Ke Toko Buku

Saya rindu. Dulu, setiap Sabtu dan Minggu, saya khususkan untuk pergi ke toko buku, hanya sekadar baca-baca atau melihat sesuatu, meski jarang beli, yang penting update kalau ada buku atau sesuatu yang baru. Dulu senang sekali menghabiskan akhir pekan di toko buku itu, tak peduli dengan social media atau sejenisnya. Sama sekali tak peduli. Punya dunia sendiri yang tidak bisa dimasuki oleh orang lain. Benar-benar hidup dalam fantasi bersama imajinasi yang datang selepas membaca buku. Rasanya itu membuncah. Segala gagasan berputar di kepala. Kadang perasaan begitu segar sampai-sampai tak sadar bernyanyi sendiri di atas kereta dari Margonda ke Pasar Minggu. Memutar lagu retoris tentang kehidupan, kadang lagu romantis, kadang nasyid, kadang hafalan Quran. Ini semua tergantung dari buku apa yang menyisakan gagasan terakhir di kepala. Kadang juga imajinasi saya mengkonstruksi sebuah cerita. Cerita imajiner yang terbentuk dari puzzle-puzzle; seperti Ariadne, arsitek mimpi dalam Inception. Ah, terbayang lagi segalanya; saat saya menjadi pahlawannya, jadi juaranya, jadi sentral ceritanya. Kronik yang mengada-ada, tapi seru.

Saat itu, social media tak seperti sekarang; menggurita. Dulu ada, tapi manusia masih punya banyak waktu untuk bercengkerama, berdiskusi, saling sapa, atau bahkan meluangkan waktu pergi ke toko buku seperti saya itu. Sekarang? Hal-hal yang esensi lebih banyak terdistraksi. Komunikasi lebih cepat dari lintasan pikiran. Gagasan menjadi lambat ketimbang copy-paste atau bahkan reblog. Sekarang mungkin sebagian besar orang, termasuk saya, menghabiskan waktu berpikir 85% dengan gadget–ini angka dramatisasi, entah bisa jadi malah lebih tinggi. Semua aktivitas membaca dan memikirkan gagasan berasal dari kotak kecil ajaib bernama smart phone. Manusia menjadi alien. Malah mereka berkompetisi untuk dihargai, dikenali, dipuja-puji. Terobsesi dengan tulisan yang bagus agar dapat salutasi, berulang kali selfie agar dapat ratusan suka, atau berlagak romantis agar kekinian. Semua karena social media

Dulu saya tak peduli dengan hal-hal yang tak saya miliki. Saya malah hampir lupa pernah tak punya laptop, tak punya HP bagus, tak punya sepatu ber-merk, tak punya kartu kredit, tak punya jadwal nonton bioskop, tak pernah bisa menyetir mobil, tak pernah makan di restoran mewah, tak punya baju atau celana bagus, tak punya ini itu seperti orang-orang berada. Benar-benar tak peduli, karena saya punya dunia sendiri yang hidup penuh dengan gagasan. Itu sudah cukup. Menjadi cupu yang kerjaannya tiap Sabtu dan Minggu ke toko buku: who cares! Jangan-jangan, dulu itu saya benar-benar ada dalam mimpi? Kalau begitu saya perlu memutar totem.

Lalu, bagaimana dengan sekarang? Sudah terlalu bising. Banyak aktivitas yang menjajah waktu pribadi dalam merepetisi masa lalu. Terlalu banyak akses digital yang harus dibuka, dipikirkan, diikuti. Lelah.

Mungkin inilah yang disebut proses menjadi dewasa. Saya kadang tersadar bahwa Peterpan Syndrome itu benar-benar ada. Ketakutan untuk menjadi dewasa. Masa di mana pertumbuhan sel-sel tubuh tak bisa dihindari, namun semangat untuk memutar waktu terus terngiang-ngiang di kepala. Itulah sebabnya saya mulai tulisan biasa ini dengan “rindu”. Rindu menjadi biasa. Rindu tak punya apa-apa. Rindu berimajinasi. Rindu kesunyian. Rindu bernyanyi di atas kereta. Rindu tak peduli dengan sesuatu. 

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Kamen Rider Den O Talk Show (2007) (Eng Sub)

1:44 Imajin teaser Intro
6:53 Talk with Satoh Takeru and Nakamura Yuuichi
14:48 Mini Imajin Show
21:58 Seiyuu reintroduction
25:16 Imajin Seiyuu Talk
51:06 Satoh Takeru and Ryuutaros Dancers
53:18 Nakamura Yuuichi and Deneb
55:39 Talk with Takeru and Yuuichi
58:30 Famous scenes - Live Afureko Corner
1:09:31 Imajin Suit Actors Talk Corner
1:31:58 Nogami Ryoutarou and Imajins
1:34:19 Closer 1:38:48 Surprise 1:41:27
1:42:15 Backstage talk with Takeru and Yuuichi

1:43:26 Credits 1:43:47 Subtitle Credits

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Boldfaced are the Takeru parts. Boldfaced and italicized are the parts where Takeru acted, danced, live recorded, and sang. Enjoy!

Percakapan Imajiner Tentang Sosok Itu
  • <p> <b>Q:</b> Bagaimana cara Tuhan mendengar doa kita?<p/><b>A:</b> Setiap ucapan, setiap tulisan adalah doa. Tak perlu diucapkan dengan sikap tertentu, dengan memejamkan mata. Tak ada kata-kata yang tak didengarNya, baik mau pun buruk. Tuhan Maha Mendengar, Maha Membaca. Setiap gurauan, lagu dalam playlist kita adalah doa.<p/><b>Q:</b> Dan bagaimana cara kita mendengarkan suaraNya?<p/><b>A:</b> Setiap pertanda adalah suara dan jawaban Tuhan dari setiap doa kita, juga setiap perasaan "asing" yang terus "mengganggu". Intuisi, banyak orang menyebutnya.<p/><b>Q:</b> Bagaimana membedakan intuisi dengan emosi?<p/><b>A:</b> Intuisi itu naif, sementara emosi ditumpangi keperluan, pengalaman, dan pemikiran tertentu. Intuisi hanya tahu merasa tanpa tahu kenapa.<p/><b>Q:</b> Apakah Tuhan benar Maha Baik?<p/><b>A:</b> Relatif, tergantung kedewasaan pemikiran setiap orang. Kalau kau melarang anak kecil terlalu banyak makan permen, misalnya, anak itu akan menganggap kau jahat. Tapi setelah kau dewasa, kau baru akan tahu bahwa larangan semacam itu baik untukmu.<p/><b>Q:</b> Apakah Tuhan membalaskan dendam kita?<p/><b>A:</b> Ini juga relatif. Yang menurutmu jahat, bisa jadi baik di mata Tuhan. Kau berpikir kau dijahati, padahal kau yang menjahati. Jahat dan baik itu tergantung dari sudut pandang yang menilai dan mengatakannya.<p/><b>Q:</b> Jadi karma itu tidak ada?<p/><b>A:</b> Karma tak melulu soal balas dendam. Karma adalah ketika kau menabur bibit semangka, dari bibit itu akan tumbuh pohon semangka. Karma adalah sebab dan akibat, rangkaian kejadian yang punya benang merah yang jelas.<p/><b>Q:</b> Haruskah kita percaya pada Tuhan?<p/><b>A:</b> Tidak, karena Tuhan juga tidak harus percaya pada setiap alasan dan pembelaan kita. Tidak, karena Tuhan bukan Sosok yang suka memaksa. Tidak, jika dengan percaya pada Tuhan tidak membuat kita jadi manusia yang lebih baik. Tidak, kalau kepercayaan menjadi senjata kita untuk menyakiti orang lain. Tuhan jangan dipermalukan dengan cara seperti itu. Tepatnya, lebih baik kau menyangkaliNya daripada memalsukan NamaNya.<p/><b>Q:</b> Kenapa?<p/><b>A:</b> Karena Tuhan sudah terlalu sering menangis karena kau dan saya. Karena hati Tuhan sudah terlalu sering disakiti. Karena Tuhan tidak pantas diperlakukan seperti itu.<p/><b>Q:</b> Apa urusannya denganmu? Kau membelaNya?<p/><b>A:</b> Tuhan tak perlu dibela karena Dia Tuhan. Dan karena Dia adalah Tuhan, Dia harus dipermuliakan. Dan yang terpenting adalah karena Tuhan terlalu mencintaimu. Sangat mencintaimu. Tidak ada yang lebih dicintaiNya melebihi kamu.<p/><b>Q:</b> Saya?<p/><b>A:</b> Ya. Saya. Kamu, yang membaca atau menulis tulisan ini.<p/></p>
Disquietude

Genre: Angst
Pairing: None (but mostly Jungkook)
Summary: “But you have to at least help me, Y/N…”
“It’s not my problem, so I conclude you depart here immediately before one of them actually remembers you transpiring your reason of existence as ‘that’ in the first place.”
Length: 259
A/N: Woop another multi-parted story! This one is kinda 4th wall breaking, and has a demonic theme around it, but I tried using a wider range of vocabulary so I hope you guys enjoy it! (Also this story doesn’t have much x reader in it, but you are in some parts!)

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September.

The ninth month of the calendar which holds a value of 30 days. Sapphire is the birthstone, and it possesses birth flowers such as the forget-me-not, morning glory, and aster. It’s also the dreaded month of young pupils returning to school. Meteor showers occur, festivals and holidays arise and weather changes from sunlit scenery to piercing topography.
But lastly, and very much above all, it contains the prominent Jeon Jungkook’s date of birth.
You see, you may be contemplating the philosophy of yours truly avowing the words 'and very much above all’ towards someone who is just eminent around the world. Which isn’t a bad thing, but, compared to all those wonderful, wonderful facts. He just seems… plain.

Well, the reason behind this manner is simply because it goes along with the story. His character.

Yep.

Should I stop rambling about nugatory information?

^^


Anyway, my point is. Jungkook is…

abhuman.
I can’t announce what exactly, because, why that would just collapse the meaning of this work.
You, the reader. Does not, and shall not know what Jungkook quite is. But, if you’re competent enough throughout this tale, you might.


Oh wow, look at the time! Too many words for a prologue chapter I think! You better get ahead and read the first chapter.
And…
Stop. Reading. This. One…

Why are you still reading this? I told you to go ahead.
Leave.

Dear lord can you not catch a hint? Why are you reading about me talking to you?!
This whole story revolves around him, after all.

Not you.