Going from the ask about Elboy learning about the birds and the bees, Chung learns about them as well. Except this time, instead of the adults explaining it as planned, Elboy passes by and describes it in the most blatant way possible in front of everyone. Loudly. Everyone but Elboy cries.
Raven raised his eyebrows, looking up from cleaning his blade. Chung was standing in front of him, fidgeting, with a red face.
“I… uh, I wanted to ask your advice on something,” the Guardian said, his voice almost a whisper. “Dad told me to come to him if I ever had any questions about my body, but since he’s not here, uh, I figured-”
Raven set aside his blade and, just for a moment, wondered when the fuck he’d become everyone’s honorary dad. He was too young for this. He still nodded at Chung.
“What is it you need to know?”
“Well-” Chung wouldn’t meet his eyes, and he fidgeted with his hands. “Uh, when I’m sitting next to girls, I get… boners…. Is there a way to get rid of them?”
Raven grimaced and drew breath to answer. A very unfortunate voice cut in before he could.
“You just need to masturbate!”
Raven winced. Chung flushed even redder. Elsword bounced in, oblivious.
“Raven and Sis told me about this the other day! You masturbate by-” and he began explaining in graphic detail, complete with hand motions. Chung looked like he wanted to shrink into the ground. Raven was painfully aware that Elsword was almost yelling. In the middle of the inn. With other people around.
It was pretty hard to make him blush, but at this point, he was thankful to his dark complexion for possibly hiding the heat in his face.
“I mean, some people prefer fingering,” the boy continued, absolutely oblivious, “but-”
Raven stood up, fastened his claw in the back of Elboy’s shirt, and dragged him away.