imaginary dates

fake boyfriend fics

When life is hard I read fake boyfriend fics. Like a lot of them. I have read last night’s dress at least 57 times :p

last night’s dress (tiptoe out of this mess) by  hito | 16.7K

TFLN: My dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for Sunday brunch next week. You in?

The Newlywed Game by  Captain_Loki | 19.5K

Stiles is (still) single when the pack’s getaway to the Caribbean comes by (oh misplaced optimism); lucky for him Derek is committed to being uncommitted and even after all these years is still powerless against Stiles’ unique forms of persuasion.

Cue a romantic getaway for two: sun, sand, and sarcasm abound…and the two roped into competing in the Resort’s version of the Newlywed game. Only it’s completely obvious it’s going to end in disaster. Probably homicide.

Most probably homicide.

Relationship Status: It’s complicated by  kellifer_fic | 4K

Okay, I know this is a huge stretch for you, but can you please pretend you’re like, into me?

The Hazards (and Benefits) of Channel-Surfing on Friday Nights by  herbeautifullie | 12.1K

He’s watching TV over the edge of his laptop when Scott brings up the fact that he’s still a lonely loser in his third year of college without a boyfriend which, while being completely true, is really fucking unappreciated. It sparks a desperate need to save what little manhood Stiles has and, before he knows it, he’s blurting, “I totally have a boyfriend, dude. Shows how much you know.”

How was he supposed to know Scott would doubt him? It’s not Stiles’ fault that someone named Derek Hale really exists. It’s also not his fault when his lie grows legs and runs so far he can’t find it until it’s too late – too late and standing right in front of him, gorgeous and annoyed and not at all the person Stiles made him up to be.

Yeah, this could get bad.

For Love is Not Ours to Command by  weathervaanes | 18.5K

Where Derek’s skills at thinking on his feet mean that he and Stiles have to act. For the sake of Stiles’ dad, of course, for the sake of the pack. No personal interest interference at all, whatsoever. Right.

The Sweetest of Words (Have the Bitterest Taste) by  Omni | 9.9K

Five or so years after the show. Stiles is in college, and finds himself getting stalked by a succubus. Derek’s determined that the best way to thwart her is to prove that he and Stiles are madly in love. It’s not really as much of an act as either seems to think.

No Refunds or Exchanges by  badwolfbadwolf | 18.9K

Stiles is the newest deputy in the Beacon Hills Sheriff’s Department, and has maybe just been a little in love with Derek Hale since Stiles had made a fool of himself in front of him at the SD summer picnic a few years ago. Being married to him—only for the sake of not getting deported—is going to suck in new and unusual ways.

Operation: Chick Flick by  Inell | 7.3K

Stiles knows agreeing to be Derek’s fake date for Cora’s wedding is the stupidest thing he’s ever done, but it’s a little difficult to say no to the man he’s been in love with for seven years.

only fools rush in by  decideophobia | 13.5K

Is it an imaginary date?

No. I met him in a coffee shop.

When?

This morning. It was love on first sight.

Electricity In the Contact by  ladyblahblah | 27K

In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that’s not what it’s called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he’s not going to make it out of this weekend alive.

bring me home in a blinding dream

title from ‘castle of glass’ by linkin park. another of those fake dating aus because apparently they’re the source of my life.


She was going to kill Mary Margaret.

It’s one thing being set up on a blind date. Emma had suffered through enough of those; her sister-in-law kindly believes that there’s a soulmate out there for everyone, and the way to find them is through chance encounters. Emma gets plenty of chance encounters. Nothing like being a bail bondswoman to introduce you to a lot of men.

(She had pointed that out to Mary Margaret the day before. Her sister-in-law had frowned, raised an eyebrow, and said, “Yes, you definitely want to spend the rest of your life with a criminal who you caught while wearing four-inch stilettos. No, you’re going out to dinner with a friend of a friend of a friend that I heard was recently single. Tomorrow night. At seven. Be prepared.” She had then kissed Emma on the cheek, pushed her toward the couch, and had left Emma’s apartment without so much as a chipper “bye!”)

It’s quite another thing being stood up on a blind date.

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anonymous asked:

Hello! I sent the ask you wanted some clarification on. Yes, more like the first one you said. Like yoosung and MC are on a date and bump into zen. Zen and MC talk and yoosung would get jealous cause he thinks MC might like zen more. But if you like second more, I want to see your story more than my request! Is that okay?

So… to explain, I didn’t get this Idea at first, so I understood that the scenario was about one RFA member seeing another one on a date with someone random and feeling jealous because they don’t have anyone, so they vent to MC and she comforts them, which makes them process their feelings for each other. Since you’re ok with seeing this, honey, that’s what I’m gonna do! :D

Hope you like it ^^


RFA “jealous” of another member going on a date

 

Zen

  • It was all over gossip news: Jumin Han was seeing someone.
  •  Ugh… why does this get so much attention? Jumin isn’t famous! At least he shouldn’t be…
  • And… ugh…  how come even this emotionless robot can have someone while a guy so passionate like Zen is still single?
  • He told you all of that when he went to your place that night. H just felt like venting to one of the most reliable people in his life right now.
  • And of course, the beers he brought along played a huge part on him getting all emotional and admitting his jealous of Jumin’s love life.
  • “Zen, I’m going to be very honest with you…” okay “…I think you’re being overdramatic.” CRACK FACE! He did not see that coming…
  • Seeing him obviously hurt by your harsh words, you promptly run to explain yourself. “I mean… you know Jumin is probably trying to set a business deal, right? And even if he wasn’t, it would probably be someone his father insisted on him to meet, and since he is polite, he wouldn’t say no. We all know Jumin isn’t interested in dating.”
  • “Which only makes things more unfair. Ugh… the jerk doesn’t even want to date, but he at least has the opportunity…” “So… are you saying you’re envying a guy who’s basically on a date by force because he won’t go against his family’s willing? I’m sorry, Zen, this… this doesn’t seem like something you would want for yourself.”
  • “Why is that?” he asks curiously. “Because… you’re a rebel, Zen. Going on a date would be a great publicity stunt for you, but you would never date someone you don’t like, right? You… play against the rules, because you know the rules don’t make sense, and that is… that is pretty cool.” Both of you are surprised by your eloquence.
  • Zen stayed up late at night thinking about what you said. He always thought his rebelliousness could be a flaw, but you don’t think so…  you appreciate not only his beauty, but also this side of him.
  • And he always wanted someone to love his bad and good features. Is this someone… you?

 

Yoosung

  • It wasn’t a prank, Seven was really seeing someone.
  • He was happy for his friend, of course! But… uhm… Seven was a little odd, wasn’t he? Out of all RFA members, Yoosung was pretty sure the ginger will be the last to ever start dating.
  • But now that he is, the less likely to get someone is… himself. He’s not good looking like Zen, wealth like Jumin or committed like Jaehee, so… he’s pretty sure he’ll die alone.
  • That’s what he told you when you went to his place to play LOLOL and chill.
  • And, bless you heart, you were doing your best to take him seriously because you knew all his insecurities, but…
  • “Yoosung, you can’t be serious right now!” you held back a little chuckle when he pouted. Oh… poor thing, don’t be so mean on him.
  • “Let me explain, you know Seven is probably in one of his undercover missions, right? He’s always telling us about his imaginary girlfriend living in the binary world or something like this. I don’t… I don’t think Seven is interested in… leaving his imaginary girlfriend and dating someone for real.”
  • “Ahh, why wouldn’t he be, MC? He’s a little crazy, but probably is fun, he’s smart and rich, he would date someone if he really wants to… while me, on the other hand, really wants to date, but will never be able to.
  • “Oh my God! So dramatic!” you chuckle softly, then get serious and  place your hand on top of his. “Yoosung, if you want to date, you’ll date. And you know why? Because you’re a really nice, cute, sweet guy, who has more passion and fire inside than you think, so you’ll get anything you want one day. Whether is a girlfriend or your dream job, or… I don’t know, whatever makes you happy, because you’ll find a way to fight for it, you always do.”
  • He was blushing so hard. Not only because of your encouraging words, but also because of your hand holding his like that.
  • The only thing he wants right now is for you to never stop holding his hand.

Jaehee

  • Well, she knew this day was coming… Zen was dating his co-star.
  • This would boost his career so much, so she was happy for him as his fan. But as his friend, she was jealous, not of the woman for being with him, she was jealous that Zen was seeing someone and she wasn’t. Period.
  • She was used to it and pretty conformed she was never going to meet someone, but… this fact just hit her when she heard about Zen.
  • She shyly told you that when you were helping her to decorate the cafe she just bought.
  • “How do you know you’ll never meet someone?” you asked with a serious tone. “I mean… can you see the future or something?” oh, your tone was a little harsh, but judging from your smirk, you weren’t being mean to her.
  •  “Well, I don’t. But Zen…” “Zen… has nothing to do with this, okay? We don’t even know if this is some kind of publicity stunt his manager pulled it off. You see what I’m trying to say? We don’t even know what’s happening in the present, let alone what will happen in the future, Jaehee.”
  • “It could be, but… MC, let’s face it. What are the chances for someone like me?” “What do you mean ‘someone like you’? Someone smart, sweet and passionate? Someone so amazing that is taking new steps in her life but is still carrying some fears she had when she was an assistant? Someone who will overcome these fears because she already overcame so much with her strength? I know nothing about statistics, but I think someone’s chances are pretty high.”
  • Then you do this adorable playful expression, even though what you said was so serious and honest, she… felt like she couldn’t stop looking at you.
  • And then she couldn’t stop thinking about it, even after you left. She was starting to get more confident thanks to you, but now, she should be careful not to feel smug, your words were just too much flattering, somehow.
  • Getting all smug, can you believe? Well, maybe you can, since you’re the one who made her feel like that. Smug, powerful, happy…
  •  What’s with you and the things you say that make her feel this happy?

Jumin

  • So… Assistant Kang is seeing someone, huh?
  • Well, he doesn’t really care as long as she doesn’t stop being productive and doing her job properly, but…
  • Somehow he thought Jaehee and him were alike in this way. Too busy to date, too little interested in the people that surround them and… this feeling that they would never meet someone able to give them what they need and want, but… this last part is only about him, apparently.
  • He told you this when the two of you met for a brunch in order to discus next RFA party.
  • But the conversation took this personal course, somehow. It always does when you’re around. But that doesn’t bother him, much on the contraire.
  • “I’m sorry, I’m not even sure if I got this right, Jumin, but… what exactly is concerning you here?” oh… he wasn’t expecting to be questioned like this, mainly because he didn’t know the exact answer.
  • “I… I don’t really know, MC.” “Oh… that’s good, actually. It’s good to not have all the answers, Jumin, it shows that you still have something to learn. You learned that you and Jaehee aren’t as alike as you thought, and now you’re learning to think about your own loneliness.”
  • “But people are always telling me it’s not good to be lonely, MC. Even Assistant Kang seems to agree on this.” “Well, I can’t be the judge on when loneliness is good and when it isn’t, and neither can you, but… you’re so smart and so much more sensitive than you think, Jumin. I think you will learn pretty fast on how to deal with this and how to overcome your loneliness when you’re ready, you know? And I… I’ll be here if you ever get too lost and need help, okay?”
  • You’re probably the first person who tells him he’s sensitive, and coming from you, it doesn’t sound that absurd. Nothing that comes from you sound wrong or bad. Never.
  • And when he’s with you, he never feels lonely. Why could that be?

Saeyoung

  • Yoosung isn’t a forever alone anymore. Kudos on that, boy!
  •  It was about time, huh? Yeah, boy deserves it, he… really does, he’s sweet, he’s nice, he will probably be super devoted to his girlfriend, he… genuinely deserves to be happy.
  • If only he was more like Yoosung, he would deserve happiness too. But he is this depressed complicated guy, so… no girlfriend and no happiness for him.
  • He opened up to you, but immediately regretted when you showed up at his house to get the HBC he promised you.
  •  Because he hated how he couldn’t control his deepest emotions just with you casually asking him “Hey, what’s up?” He’s having an existential crisis again, that’s what is up.  
  • “Yeah, you’re right, you’re nothing like Yoosung at all.” Well, yeah… he just told you that.
  •  “I mean, he’s not even here and look how much he’s making you think about your own life. You never thought you would wonder so much about the paths of your life, did you?”
  • “Thanks to Yoosung? No, I didn’t, but I’m not really wondering anything, I’m just… stating something that is obvious. I will never be happy like him, MC.”
  • “Well, yeah, not like him. Because like I said, you’re different people. And… the fact that you’re different from him doesn’t make him better than you, Saeyoung. You’re different people, you deserve a different kind of happiness. And don’t try to tell me you don’t, you’re such a good person who’s been through a lot, and you’re sweet too, and so caring, look how glad you are for your friend finding someone! Actually, maybe you two have something in common, you’re both sweet and caring, and… you both deserve so much happiness. I… I’m not trying to be selfish here, but it makes me sad you don’t see how great you are.”
  • Well, the last thing he wants is seeing you sad because of him. He cares so much about you, he… cares, he’s really caring, you’re right. So… maybe you’re right about everything else?
  • Maybe you are, since he’s pretty sure he already found his happiness… with you.
Ask me Questions
1. Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid.
2. What was your favorite musical group when you were a kid?
3. When was the first time that you had alcohol?
4. What is your worst dating experience?
5. What is the craziest thing you have ever done?
6. Name one thing that not many people know about you.
7. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
8. Do you have any phobias?
9. Name three countries you would like to visit.
10. If your house was on fire and you could grab only 3 things before leaving, what would they be?
11. Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?
12. Do you believe in the paranormal?
13. What would be your dream job? 

14. If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?
15. If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?
16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
17. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
18. What crazy activities do you dream of trying someday?

19. If you could go on a road trip with any person (dead or alive), who would you choose and where would you go?
20. Any tattoos or pierced body parts?
21. What’s your favorite color?
22. What is your favorite flower?
23. What is on your bedside table?
24. What was your best Halloween costume for Halloween?
25. If you could be any cartoon character, who would you be?
26. Are you a morning or night person?
27. Name a singer whose voice you can’t stand.
28. If you were to perform in the circus, what would you do?
29. What do you remember about your high school prom?
30. What’s your favorite holiday?
31. Have you ever been mentioned in a newspaper?
32. Have you ever gone skinny dipping or streaking?
33. What body part do you get caught staring at?
34. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
35. What is your most treasured possession?
36. Adult Beverage of choice?
37. What is your favorite food?
38. Can you fake any accents?
39. What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
40. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances?
41. If you had to live under the sea what kind of an animal would you be?
42. Most hated chore on the household chore list?
43. In life who has had the most influence on you?
44. If you were to perform in the circus, what would you do?
45. If you could be one kind of beer which one would you be and why?
46. What extremely difficult life situation have you overcome and how did you do it?
47. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
48. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
49. If you could change the world what would you do?
50. Name 1 thing you love about being an adult
51. Which would you rather have, $50,000 or true love?
52. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
53. What song always makes you happy when you hear it?
54. Who’s the funniest person you know?
55. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
56. How big is your bed?
57. What is the wallpaper on your cellphone?
58. What’s the first thing you thought about this morning?
59. Are you afraid of the dark?
60. 3 things you cannot live without?
61. Favorite song?
62. Are you a giver or a taker?
63. Virgin or not?
64. Are you very sarcastic?
65. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
66. Which you favorite icecream flavor?
67. What was the last drink you drank?
68. Do you prefer hugs or kisses?
69. Have you ever gone cow-tipping?
70. Do you like to sing in the shower?
71. What’s your favorite midnight snack?
72. Whats your favorite movie?
73. Have you ever gambled at a casino?
74. Have you thrown up in a car?
75. Do you scream on roller coasters?
76. When did you go to your first funeral?
77. Where did you go on your first airplane ride?
78. Whats your favorite season?
79. Who was your imaginary friend?
80. Date someone older or younger?
81. If you don’t know the words to a song do you improvise?
82. What turns you on about the opposite sex?
83. What turns you off about the opposite sex?
84. What scares you the most and why?
85. What do you do in your free time?
86. Name 3 things in nature you find most beautiful?
87. Tell me about something you really regret?
88. Tell me about your favorite book, magazine or comic?
89. Something or someone you miss the most from childhood?
90. Your best friend dies, what would you do?
91. What is your zodiac sign?
92. Name a couple of T.V. shows you watch a lot?
93. Name a movie or movies you can watch over and over?
94. Would you ever go skinny dipping?
95. Have you been told you can sing well more than once?
96. What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had?
97. What were you doing the last time you really had a good laugh?
98. What is your happiest childhood memory?
99. If you could take a one month trip anywhere and money was not a consideration, where would you go?
100. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?

SFAC Presents: Tiny Bubbles

“Like bubbles in a glass champagne, the effect of sharing space with these dramatically different worlds will be one of prickly effervescence” –Steven Wolf

Artists: Jerome Caja. Lisa Hanawalt. Porpentine Charity Heartscape. Longmont Potion Castle. Megan Reed. Kate Rhoades. J. Otto Seibold. Boots Riley. V. Vale

This show is a group exhibition created by former gallerist Steven Wolf. Tiny Bubbles features nine artists, known for creating dark an funny narratives set in imaginary worlds.

Exhibitions Date: May 3- August 19, 2017                                                   Location: SFAC Main Gallery 401 Van Ness, Suite. 126

Reality vs. Fantasy

Fluffy, Destiel, High School AU oneshot in which Dean attempts to prove to literature obsessed Cas that reality is always better than his fantasy.

AO3
(1100 Words, Rated for General Audiences, fluff)

Castiel is sitting alone at a table in the school’s outside eating area, quietly reading his book when it is suddenly ripped from his hands. He looks up to see Dean Winchester, the bane of his existence, sort-of-friend, and long-time crush grinning at him from across the table.

“What do you want, Winchester?”, Castiel growls, trying to look angry instead of melting at Dean’s charming smile. Dean ignores Castiel’s question and begins flipping through the book he took from Cas.

“Ugh this is terrible, what is this garbage?”, Dean asks, waving the book and Castiel rolls his eyes.

“It’s the third book in the ‘Demon Road’ trilogy. I admit it’s not as good as the ‘Skulduggery Pleasant’ series, but I would hardly call it garbage.”, Castiel snaps, snatching his book back.

Dean sighs. “You’ve got to get out more, sunshine.”

“Don’t call me that!”, Castiel says, trying to once again concentrate on his book.

Dean sighs again, more dramatically this time. “Fine, Cas. But do you think you could put that book down when I’m talking to you? Why do you always have to be reading anyway?”

Castiel ignores the little somersault his stomach does when Dean calls him “Cas” and puts his book down with an eye-roll and a sigh even more theatrical than Dean’s.

“First of all, I didn’t ask you to come and talk to me and secondly, if you must know, I read because I’ve found that fantasy is almost certainly better than reality.”, Castiel says and Dean frowns at him.

“I’m sorry, but that’s simply not true, Cas. Reality is way better than fantasy.”, he says vehemently.

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I love Griffin and Justin being like “we’ve got no problem roleplaying two men romancing each other but we do have A Big Weird Thing about being two brothers going on imaginary fantasy dates with each other”

hunnybabezzz  asked:

sdfghjkfljs 3, 31, and 50 for leoji please???

3. Who hogs the cover/ Who loves to cuddle?

guanghong does but hes also kind of aware of it in his half-asleep state so the moment he realizes it he gives half the covers back to leo

also u know leo’s a ho for spooning gh

31. Who is more affectionate?

BOTH ARE EQUALLY AFFECTIONATE, yuri swears theyre trying to dethrone vik/tuuri for Most Disgusting Couple 

50. Who is the hopeless romantic?

GUANG HONG!!!! HE TOOK A BULLET FOR LEO IN HIS DAYDREAM HELLO he’d dream up imaginary dates or imagine leo proposing to him all that shit and then he gets blushy blushy and embarrassed

anonymous asked:

can u do a what kind of person jack is?

Jack

  • owns 35678 pairs of Calvin Kleins
  • his underwear drawer is actually quite aesthetically pleasing 
  • has a phobia of bugs
  • ghosts? it’s cool demons? alright
  • but bugs?
  • strategically places brussels sprouts in food to spite Conor
  • occasionally replaces Anna’s mirror with a poster of Conor
  • “I don’t know what you’re talking about? Your reflection is right there?”
  • gives himself pep talks in front of the mirror
  • they’re known to get a little out of hand
  • the guys have caught him more than once kissing his own reflection
  • can secretly whistle out of his nose
  • has a diary filled with imaginary dates with Joe
  • asks Anna to pluck his eyebrows
  • he tried doing it himself and ended up with Nike signs
  • has a strange box against the wall under his bed
  • when asked about it he simply ignores the question
  • only one person has ever opened it
  • but they’ve never been seen again
The horrifying death of crabs

Originally posted by fy-jay-dok2

Dong Gab loves his life. He loves his music and the attention and fame he received…but there were days when the day just seemed never-ending and then all he wanted to do was wrapped you in his arms and watched that stupid TV show you love so much.

Today was that day.

He stared at Joon Kyung, completely out of it and the younger man seemed to notice the dazed expression on his senior which made him laughed. “We’ll continue this some other time?” Joon Kyung offered the woman in front of him whom was busy preparing for the details of their next tour. She seemed irritated at the abrupt end of the meeting. She wanted to finish her job now but seeing how Joon Kyung glanced towards his senior. She sighed out and nodded her head. He had been out of it since after lunch, having to cancel out on his girlfriend two days in a row had affected him more than he would like to admit.

The man was completely and irrevocably in love and the two of them had come to learn that he now needed to be in contact with her in order to function. He needed to at least see her once in a day to make sure that his brain doesn’t go completely crazy. Joon Kyung had found it incredible amusing when he saw how completely whipped his senior was but had later on felt that tinge of jealousy because it must be nice to be that in love. “I’ll see you tomorrow hyung.” Joon Kyung patted his shoulder breaking him out of his imaginary date with you.

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Part 2: Ueno Park Date in a Yukata! Presented by Writer K

Part 1 is here → How to Choose and Wear a Yukata

The meeting place was in front of Shinobazu Pond (Lotus Pond) at 11 o’clock. I planned to arrive 10 minutes before the meeting time but….Ueno Park was more spacious than I thought, I eventually got there at 11. Sorry for keeping you waiting~!

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Fanfic:: An Unexpected Valentine’s Day

Summary: “my new romance-obsessed friend asked me who my last date was with and i was too embarrassed to say i’ve never been on a date so i blurted your name and it turns out they know you” perc’ahlia au 

Pairing: Percy/Vex

Word Count: 2049

AO3


Vex was happy for Keyleth, she really was. Honestly, don’t let Vax tell you otherwise. She was really happy Keyleth was happy with Kashaw, but it was getting to be a bit much. She was pretty sure come Valentine’s Day, Keyleth would burst from being happy about love. Already, a week before the day, the café they were in was decorated in red, white, and pink, with enough hearts, streamers, and dollies to make Vex want to puke, but Keyleth was absolutely loving it.

Keyleth took a sip from the tea she’d ordered before placing it back on the saucer and putting her chin in her hands, an eager smile on her face.

“So, when was the last time you went on a date?”

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