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anonymous asked:

I saw your headcanon of what it would be like to sleep next to Genji (very nice by the way) and I was wondering, when you have the time, if you could do another with Jesse McCree?

*inhales deeply* FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH I CAN

Ahem. I mean absolutely :)

Images are not mine.


Jesse McCree:

  • Be prepared to have Jesse’s beard tickle you when he kisses you goodnight
  • Definitely a blanket hog, but he does apologize by getting out of bed and wrapping his serape around you before tossing the blankets back to you
  • His arm will always find itself wrapped around some part of your body
    • One time you got woken up when McCree threw his human arm onto your stomach hard
    • You weren’t even sure if you wanted to risk waking him up just so you could position his arm in a more suitable place
  • Sometimes his snoring actually manages to lull you to sleep instead of keeping you up
  • He’s a toss up between a light and heavy sleeper. It mostly depends on how his day went
  • If he catches you napping in bed, Jesse will set everything he was doing aside and spoon you
  • On a few occasions, you have seen a thin trickle of drool slowly falling onto his pillow
  • There have been some times where you considered leaving him alone and sleeping on the couch
  • Especially during that one time when he managed to wrap his legs around your hips and make you jump in surprise
    • How Jesse managed to sleep through the entire thing still astounded you to this day
  • You have heard him muttering your name in his sleep and you sleepily smile before giving him a kiss as you doze off yourself

I’m tryna be a buff muscle bro. But I’m actually a soft cuddle bro.

anonymous asked:

Okay. Pierre and Helene being buddies was everything I never knew I wanted but now that he and Andrei met I need to know, what is trans Pierre and Natasha's first meeting like? Did Helene play a part in that as well?

From Pierre, 12:03 AM
Are you awake?

From Yelena, 12:03 AM
No. 

From Pierre, 12:04 AM
Okay so. 

From Pierre, 12:05 AM
Andrei has a girlfriend. 

From Yelena, 12:06 AM
Cheater??? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. 

From Pierre, 12:06 AM
No, they’re polyam. 

From Yelena, 12:07 AM
Ooooooooh** 

From Yelena, 12:07 AM
fucking autocorrect

From Pierre, 12:08 AM
Her name is Natasha. She’s 19. 

From Yelena, 12:09 AM
Is she cute? Into girls? Into trans girls? Will she date me?

From Pierre, 12:13 AM
[Image attachment, natasha.jpg] Mine. Back off. 

From Yelena, 12:14 AM
Ouch. But also, she’s cute?? Is she cool with, ya know. The usual questions. 

From Pierre, 12:15 AM
She asked me my pronouns when we first met. 

From Yelena, 12:15 AM
KEEP THEM

From Pierre, 12:16 AM
That’s the plaaaaaan. 

From Pierre, 12:17 AM
How’s it going with Marya?

From Yelena, 12:18 AM
FWD: Marya <3
Fuck everything. Fuck society. Fuck men. Fuck women. Fuck nonbinary folx. Fuck it all. I’m taking a goddamn nap. 

From Pierre, 12:18 AM
So the usual. 

From Yelena, 12:19 AM
The usual. Going to bed. Night night, Pyotr. 

From Pierre, 12:19 AM
Night night, Yelena. Xoxoxo

From Yelena, 12:20 AM
Xoxoxoxo

PSA for turtle lovers

So PETA has recently posted an article about helping turtles across the road. While this sounds great, the article is loaded with nasty images of turtles who have been crushed by cars. The images are close-up, gory, and overall terrible to look at. So, for those of you out there who don’t want to see that, I’m making a post with happy pictures instead:

So turtles are amazing. I mean, look at that face

And often times during the warm months you will see turtles on the roadway just trying to get where they’re going. Unlike this little guy who’s already found the perfect spot

If you see a turtle in the road. The best thing to do is put on your hazard lights and safely pull over. watch for other cars as you examine the situation. Most turtles you come across aren’t super aggressive, so if you go to pick them up, the only thing they’ll do is this

if the turtle isn’t a snapping turtle or other aggressive turtle, simply pick it up like a hamburger to reduce the risk of injuring it, and take it to the side of the road that it’s trying to get to.


If it is a snapping turtle like this guy

or another kind of more agressive turtle, keep your distance. try to find a stick or something else you can goad it into focusing on. If you’re lucky, it will keep trying to attack the stick and you can “kite” it across the road. If not, call animal control and wait until they arrive. They’re trained to handle the situation.

In either case DO NOT take and wild turtles or tortoises home. I realize that they are incredible adorable

but you can seriously disrupt their environment and the overall population by keeping wild animals as pets. If you are looking for a pet reptile, it’s best to adopt from a shelter, or if you can’t find one, find a breeder that raises their reptiles ethically.

In addition, do not take them to a different area either, even if it’s a nearby lake in town. You could be taking it too far away from it’s home, lessening it’s chance of survival. Only take it to where it was already going.

Thank you all for reading, please share to help spread the word. Images I posted are not mine, with the exception of the sulcata tortoise hiding in the grass (That’s my shy boy).

Sense8 Side Characters

Of everyone, Felix has the hardest time adjusting to the cluster.  It’s been Felix and Wolfie since forever. And now, suddenly, it’s Felix, Wolfie, and ten people Felix has never even met before. Three of whom can’t even speak German! These people - these strange, strange people - from all corners of the world and all walks of life seem to know Wolfie so well they can finish his sentences and hand him things before he even asks. (Felix can’t even do that.) And Felix doesn’t know what happened in London to help them bond like this but he can’t even hate them because they seem to be genuinely looking out for Woflie. And selfish prick though he can sometimes be, Felix isn’t so selfish that he can bring himself to hate these additions to their lives. (In the end, it’s Hernando’s cooking that wins him over once and for all.) 

Priya is not impressed by the foreign locksmith her daughter has taken up with. He is handsome, certainly, but there is violence in every line of his body and idiocy writ large across the face of that best friend of his. (What does he even do that he knows movie stars and African politicians and women who used to be men? Locksmiths don’t have friends like these. And they don’t have scars like his either). She thinks, perhaps, that she and Sanyam pushed too hard for Kala to marry Rajan. That they should have trusted Kala’s intuition more. That they should have paid more attention when Kala fainted at her own wedding - for surely that was a sign from the gods. A warning they should have heeded. Perhaps, then, she wouldn’t have to work so hard to convince herself that it is better her daughter take up with an honorable thief (for what else could he be to make her daughter lie to her own parents?) than remain married to a dishonorable rich man.

Gunner never thought his daughter would be a polygamist. (She isn’t, not really, but polygamy is as close to what’s going on as he can get his head around.) He doesn’t really care though. Riley’s choices have always been her own. And people can call what she’s doing whatever they want. He’s just glad that the people in her life are good people, people who make her smile and laugh and occasionally throw pillows in incoherent anger. For the first time in a long time, Riley is really truly present and Gunner will never be anything other than grateful to these too familiar strangers for that.

To absolutely no one’s surprise, Grace just wants to know what it’s like when they have sex. (Amanita is too much her mother’s daughter to be even remotely embarrassed by this.)