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At first, the Catholic Church chose to simply ignore the issue of free use, but it soon became clear that it was causing issues within churches across the world. With the ability to fuck any woman they wanted, the majority of men didn’t want to have to sit through an entire sermon without picking up a girl and using her. To combat this, the Pope called an emergency meeting on how they could persuade men to attend church…

The solution was to assign several “Free Nuns” to each church. Whilst they had all still been nuns before the laws passed through, their new duties were radically different to what they had been used to. During sermons, any man is permitted to pick a nun to receive a blowjob from in order to prevent his urges from interrupting the other women in the Church. For these nuns, providing their mouths for fellow Christians is considered their purpose in life, and they are expected to dedicate all of their free time to mastering the art of giving blowjobs.