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Dana Vaughns' Appreciation Post

SOMEONE

PLEASE

EXPLAIN

ME

HOW

SOMETHING

THIS

PERFECT

WALKS

FREELY

ON

THIS

WORLD

?!?!?!!?!?!?

?!?!!?!?!??!

THE MATHEMATICS THAT MAKE UP A FANGIRL (EXAMPLE)

The first component of the formula is an absolutely talented and undeniably gorgeous pop singer 

Next, it is required of an ordinary teenage girl

who is secretly a hopeless soul and romantic flower that loves music way too much, is awkward in various situations, and gets easily attached to boy bands

  

the result of the mix of the components above is… a fangirl

Someone who deeply loves a(n)  artist(s)  yet is resigned to never be a permanent part of his/ her/ their life(ves)

However, that doesn’t stop her from making up her own little stories in which she  closely interacts, from an innocent to a disturbing way, with said celebrity

 but you gOTTA BE CARFEUL WITH THEM AND NOT GET TOO CLOSE BECAUSE THEY CAN GET WILD DURING A PROCESS KNOWN AS “FANGIRLING”. RUN, HIDE, AND PRAY BECAUSE THEY’RE TAKING OVER THE SOCIAL MEDIAS. AT FIRST SIGHT YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW YOU’RE DEALING WITH ONE IN REAL LIFE, WHICH CAN GET YOUR LIFE AT HIGH RISK! A FANGIRL COULD BE YOUR DAUGHTER, SISTER, COUSIN, MOTHER, GRANDMA, MOTHER-IN-LAW, NANNY…FANGIRLS CAN BE ANYONE. WATCH OUT!

THEY EVEN USE THEIR OWN LANGUAGE THAT ONLY THEY CAN UNDERSTAND ANSD ITJS SOMETHIONG LIEKM THIKS.

DON’T TRAVEL ALONE. IT MIGHT BE AN EPIDEMIC. GOOD LUCK OUT THERE.