im-think-im-dead-right-now

anonymous asked:

what do you mean troyes ex? im confused are they dating have they broken up? what's up? im dead

omg i mean nothing was ever confirmed but a lot of ppl thought they dated in 2015 right so in feb of this year they pretty much stopped talking to each other publicly leading ppl to think they broke up and now literally every time connor tweets or posts anything remotely emotional everyones like “troye!!!!! this is about troye!!! he misses troye so much!!!!!” and it’s annoying bc ppl forget that connor is a very real person with a very real life and he should be able to post things without being harassed u kno

post apocalyptic movies/tv shows are like ‘ok so the government has fallen. there are hardly any people left. we have no food or shelter. but DONT WORRY. the women are all still hairless. of course. women found many razors to shave every inch of their body with. the men however, can’t seem to find or borrow a razor to shave their beards. their beards are touching the ground. but the women are hairless. at least the women don’t have any underarm stubble.' 

Re: Lynching photoset

I really hate that lynchings photoset (also there used to be an Emmett Till one, which is just n o). It comes through a few times a year and it is a horrible, disgusting display of sanctioned hatred put upon Black Bodies.

I personally disagree with the whole “Post this because its horrible and people need to see it.” I don’t think it helps, I don’t think its useful in any way but re-normalizing the extensive violence put on Black Bodies in a medium that just loves shock-value that desensitizes and sensationalizes mutilation of Black people.

Tags are good. Not for those on mobile, however. I just want people to think a little further before re-posting damn lynch photosets, because those are real people who were tortured and killed and then their mutilation was celebrated in public and it was okay. People had picnics around those bodies. People brought their kids to see Black people burn.

They deserve dignity they were not afforded. And reblogging that photoset is not giving it to them, and it certainly isn’t “helping” some wayward racist.

I’m very against our deaths being for any sort of public consumption or teaching. Our bodies are not for teaching racists or whiteness (which includes those born into it and those afforded some level of it) at large, and it should not be put on them after so much evil was put upon them.

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oh god okay i THINK these are the sticker sheets i’ll have at fanime, by AX i’ll have all recruitable fire emblem units done o|-<

for snk i only have the three adult idiots because the rest of my button files don’t work but i might consider redrawing them to work as stickers too? ive been meaning to add the bra trio anyway….. im so tired……..

these also double as buttons, i’m going to be trying out selling in sets rather than individually this yr;;;

Have you ever read a fic that just leaves you in a twisted state of aftershock like

I read “The Inexhaustible Silence of Houses” at 4 am

Got7 Reaction To- Finding Out You Can Rap

Requested. Yup. 

Masterlist

Mark- he would be SO turned on and have that cute smile on his face and would do that squeal laugh thing he does and be so happy like proud he would pull you on his lap and tell you that you could only rap for him cause it’s too sexy and yeah okay im dead now writing these.

Jaebum- Motherfucker. He would get that stony look on his face and then grin cause of how sexy he thinks it is that you can rap. He would want to kiss you and do bad things that involve your mouth YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT OKAY.

Jackson- he would think it was so cool and would want to have a rap battle with you right there cause that’s just how the man child is okay.

Jinyoung- smug mother fucker would be so smug and so low-key turned on and if any of the other boys tried to tease you about he would kill them cause he’s a savage don’t lie.

Youngjae- He would be SO DAMN HAPPY AND JOYOUS he would compliment you so hard and want to show you off to everyone.

BamBam- Little shit he would make some dirty comment about your mouth and then laugh and be like ‘you’re really good! We should duet together. Get it? Duet? Like do it?” (guys im sorry i can’t help myself)

Yugyeom- he would be so in awe of you. Like it would come out of nowhere and he wouldn’t be expecting it AT ALL and he would smile really big and tell you how amazing you are awwwe my tiny baby i love him.

The Trojan War & @wolfpupy tweets

Paris : it may have been a controversial decision but i dare any one who disagrees with me to go away and not talk to me about it

Helen : one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa

Hector : the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead

Odysseus : instead of saying what you are all thinking i say what everyone would be thinking if they were as cerebrally intelligent as me

Achilles : im well aware that ive accidently set myself on fire and its none of your business. i dont need your pity water either. let me burn in peace

Patroclus : hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever

Menelaus : everyone who died or was killed on my quest to get really good hair and fashion sense deserved it and i dont care

Agamemnon : i give a voice to the people that you can never hear from because i am talking so loudly over the top of whatever they are saying

wtf im so sad about cartoons ;_; cartoons right now feel so dead in terms of diversity tbh……………………….. i dont understand how people can jsut think having poc ther existing is enough… its not

im realy tired of white narratives and white creatively led stories for kids… like… yeah its great that there are poc included in them…but just having them there is not really… enoug representation…

 racially ambiguous poc characters are not enough… poc characters written by white storytellers is not enough…. 

x_x kids need cartoons that are relevant to their communities and their lives…. like… seeing american cartoons right now feels so alienating….. the settings.. the writing.. everything feels so vague and flat… not to say some of these cartoons arent good but tbh… this isnt really the step that needs to be made… i feel like there is alot less poc creative leaders in cartoons than even a few years ago… and all the settings/styles are really not reflective of poc communities even though there are poc characters….

:^( i grew up with latinos in cartoons made by latinos… and there were so many other cartoons made by other poc it was s refreshing to see… collaborative efforts in raising kids… seeing media made specifically for poc kids growing up in their communities.. i dont see this at all now :( and its very disheartening 

im seriously laughing right now because im still thinking about how they changed children record into summer time record and i just

what if we all like “yyoo its the last episode summer time record” and the previews came out and were all like “yoooo” while some also went “?????????” but then the next day the episode is completely different, kuroha appears, everyone’s dead, we check the website again, the title changed again

its outer science

lets talk about more otp supernatural prompts bc im in such a halloween mood today

  • “i am a vampire chilling in a coffin underground bc i dont know how else to live my life now that im technically dead and ive seen movies where vampires go on killing sprees so maybe if im 6 feet under with no way out i cant harm someone or becoming a killing machine so yeah this is gonna be my life now and but good thing i brought some books idk how much that will hold me off but ill deal and what the fuck who is digging me up i hear and smell them, oh they are totally grave robbers shit wait pRETEND TO BE DEAD like for real dead, cant be that hard right? wow i think im getting away with it, ha! suckers- waiT NO GIVE ME THAT FUCKING BOOK BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKER THATS ALL I HAVE TO KEEP ME ALIVE IN MY DEAD SOUL GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT I WANT MY BOOK OR ILL COMMIT MY FIRST MURDER AND IT WILL BE YOU”
  • “im a ghost that got attached to a human and now i look after them all the time without them actually knowing, and make it seem like they have good luck when really its just me helping, and if they lose stuff i find it for them and put it somewhere its easy for them to see, and at night when they sleep i make sure they are tucked in and if they leave their lights or the tv on after falling alseep ill shut it off for them, and the things i do are small and things they or anyone else will really notice or get suspicious about but this one time they were driving and they weren’t paying attention and they almost got hit by a truck but i swerved the wheel and they got really freaked out bc they know they didn’t do it and all my times of keeping my actions on the DL has gone out the window bc now they are doing all this research, piecing everything together and i think they’re going to find out they have a casper the friendly ghost shit idk how to feel about this”
  • “you’re a witch/warlock from the 18th century that came back from the dead…. bc of me… im a very inexperienced witch/warlock im sorry and honestly i didn’t even think it would work i was just hoping to talk to you in spirit for a minute or two for a research paper in history about the times where you were alive and i thought it could get an easy A bc i desperately needed it to pass but i messed up the spell and you are here in the flesh, very confused and very angry bc now i dont know how to send you back and i have to take care of you and teach you how to live in modern times until i can find a way to fix this and no that is a caR DO NOT BLOW IT UP NO IT IS NOT SATANS CHARRIET OF HELL THAT HAS COME TO TAKE YOU PLS STAY CALM”
  • “im a human who got on the mysterious halloween town bus bc i’ve seen it always come on halloween night across my street since i was little and everytime i wake up the bus sign is gone and im sick and tired of wondering, im seeing what the fuck this is about and wow people have some seriously good costumes on this thing they look real- aND WHAT TEHF CUK ARE WE FLYIGN??????? WHA T TE FUCK IS HAPPENING RN OH MGY OD HLEP ME WAIT WE LANDED AND WHERE ARE WE IS THAT A GIGANTIC PUMPKIN??? HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS PLACE IM TERRFIED, THESE ARE ALL NOT COSTIMES OH SHIT I THINK IM TRIPPIN RN FUCK THERES NO WIFI OR SIGNALS HERE I CANT CALL OR TEXT ANYONE TO GET ME, IM SO HELPLESS AND - ..ok this place is actually really cool and these ‘creatures’ are rlly nice and friendly um wow and oh hello back too you stranger u look human- oh you’re asking if i am human?? ha nooo??? ok you are seeing right through me rn im pretty sure either im a shitty liar or you can read minds or something yes im in the wrong place and i snuck on the halloween bus so im lost are you willing to help me oh kind and cute stranger who may or may not be human or read minds?????”

Badboy!Ashton with his unruly curls held back by the infamous red bandana and the blakc leather jacket that barely contains his muscles desperately wants to see you every day but doesn’t have the nerve to talk to you in class so he gets into a shit ton of fights and knows you’re the nurses assistant, so he has the excuse to go see you until one day your fixing a particularly nasty cut he blurts out that he really really likes you and starts rambling on and on about how much of a loser he is for getting into fights just to see you and you can’t help but think of how cute it is with him being nervous and a rambly dork so you stop him by dabbing peroxide onto a cut and bandaging it up, followed by a quick kiss and you saying how much you like him as well and gob dammit im dead IM VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW

Oookie so I recently reached 780+ followers and wanted to do a follow follower. I didn’t think I would ever reach this number like…. whyyyyy you amazingly awesome people started following me really… I have noooo idea. Anyway, thank you so much for following this trash queen right here.. and I have to say many of you have really helped me out.. like both with my self-esteem or when I was feeling down and such. Some amazing people even went to the trouble to ask me how I was and stuff and help me get through some problems.. OMG THIS IS GETTING SO CHEESY IM SORRY…. aaanyway just wanted to say that I appreciate those things so much and literally will have you in my hear forever.. okie this got too cheesy is should really go on

Here are some amaaaaazing people that I follow -and even went to the trouble to follow me too //sobs - and I reaaaaally reaaaaaaaally stalk.. I meaaaan like them and their fabulous blog….

bold – huuuuge stalking materials/friends

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200percent-chibi , 53180008

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aakihito , acvilekerman , adenatsac , afternoon-spring-breeze , aharuto , ai-kizu-rp , ainochii , airisuu-hana , aisume , akakashi , akari-senpaaai , aki-no-omoide , akumagiri , alice-chii , aloi-s , alpha-seme , amai-eli , amanthis , angelsenpaii , ano-silence , anohan-a , aogir-i , asukkas , ato-sukoshi , baka-ka , bakaletters , bakeemono , betsu-nii , biyuko , blxcktea , boxneko , broken-dollparts , buruuberrii , c-l-o-u-d-y–w-o-r-l-d chi-senpai  , chiriiko , chitooge , chronosmusumee , chunshio , ckstar , contracttodevil , coolkingclassdhatsukafan , cvnning

D - F

d–oki d-delusions , daikiipls , darkumi , disenchanted-moon , dissembled-dreams , dorkeii , dragondeoz eirachi eiriian , elyuhrias , emptymanga erisjpg , errichi , esstime , evithepanda , excelxis , f-ujimoto , f-uyuu , fallen-kira , fallingstarsky , fiercexhime , firecrotch-of-doom floremdelex , four-luminous-hearts , frac-t-ures , fujosh-i , fuuto-kun

G - I

gakulen , hana-yori , hanachuuu happy-blair , happyhime , hitagi-s , hoshiko-san , howlx-x , i-will-draw-forever , i-will-punch-your-butt , immortal-pervert , in-hale-r , ins0mnia-means-no-nightmares , instrumentaldream , isntoolate , isolated-systems

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magicalbaka , marceline-the-mekakucity-queen , meet-the-jongins , megane–kun , milkshake-fairy , mirukiikissu , monochromatic-april , mooon-princess , mostlyromance mugenchi , myuukii , naigenjitsumasen , nakusora , narakubaka , ne-tetigeritis , negeki nekikoeteru , neomichan , nishi-ki , nokii-chan ,  not1ce-m3-snepa11 , oath-keepers , ochiru-unmei ongakusadistic , only-hell-only-nirvana 

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