how to be a very cute little duckling as performed by kim namjoon

the “they’re just messing with larries” explanation re: rbb is so absurd… like i cant even count on my 2 hands the amount of props, books, and costumes they’ve used. they literally got a “rbb” label done for one of the costumes so they literally saw what we called it. they put out a framed picture of a guy named larry??? a few hours before briana appeared at the concert bc they knew we’d be upset about it like? they did the same thing yesterday when ppl were upset about more ~developments. they got angry about the jimmy kimmel potato bc it bashed fans how can u not say the ppl behind the bears dont care about fans.. they know how analytical this side of the fandom is and they left out the same picture frame 3 times until we guessed the right person in it.. not to mention the time and money spent on them.. they literally motorized a fucking normal salon chair so it could spin. they put actual spotlights on the bears in case it wasnt blatant enough. they put out a phone and gave us a phone number??? they had to know what kinda messages they’d get like hello. and all of the lgbtq+ research that goes into it and the props for that.. not to mention its just a fun thing, its not even anything malicious? but yes all of that time, money, effort and attention to detail is just to mess with those darn larries. congratulations nancy drew, you cracked it.

I want a plot where there’s a hard ass cop, and he always sticks by the rules and works hard and his work is his life and all that blah blah, but then one day he makes a huge bust in an underground sex ring and carries a girl out, and the media dub him as a superhero, and he feels strangely protective over this girl. So he goes and visits her at the hospital, and she lights up as soon as she sees him and just thanks him continuously, and he starts smiling a bit more, and she doesn’t really talk to anybody except for him because she doesn’t trust anybody except him.

Cue her having trouble sleeping at night because of bad dreams and memories, so she calls him to help, and he does, he always does of course. And she calls him when her car breaks down in the middle of the night and she’s terrified, and he literally drops everything for her, and its so obvious they like each other, but he doesn’t know how to do relationships and she’s just a mess from everything thats happened to her, and so much angsty fluffy goodness of them two being awkward and shy dorks at times but also staying up and telling their entire life stories to each other soreOUHUHEFTSOV