im-spain

hetalia as things me & my friends have said
  • italy: do u wanna just nap in the backseat
  • germany: haven't you had ENOUGH italian??
  • japan: i love fat pussies. im talking about ur pet cat
  • america: MY BOYFRIEND BOUGHT ME THE BEE MOVIE FOR CHRISTMAS LETS WATCH IT RIGHT NOW
  • england: i had a nightmare where the principal told me i couldnt go here anymore because i was too pale
  • france: what the FUCK do u mean ur taking spanish and not french WHY???
  • china: stop being white
  • russia: *casually makes a gun out of legos*
  • canada: they say to make friends be confident but loud confident people are the people i dont wanna be friends with
  • prussia: course i know ur not gonna be preoccupied w every and any girl that walks in, but i am not just any girl have u SEEN ME??? IM GORGEOUS
  • romano: i gave this guy the finger for cutting me off and he had a kid in the car who looked me in the eyes im so fucking happy
  • spain: tbh i only started dating him for his ass

knowledgequeenabc  asked:

that au looks so fucking cool tbh ... what role do the itabros play? and is there any room for India in there? ;w;

ah thank you! so im actually making another masterpost with india, but it goes: 

once upon a time, the big bosses of the underworld crime syndicate are rome, turkey, persia, india, and china. a big shake up happens when someone takes out the italian patriarch. all the major players walk from the table. persia and india go off the grid. turkey “quits.” china reorganizes. russia emerges from the power vacuum. when greece (half-brother, and some kind of illegitimate underboss, im thinking) and spain (personal muscle) cut their losses and leave, thats what really buries any hope for an italian revival. ok, now give it ten years. and thats the climate for the modern timeline when america goes undercover and deals with the newly organized mafia families

by the time america enters the game, the italy brothers, who were very young when this all happened, have no power and not a penny to their family name. but what they do have is a lot of murderous self-righteousness, because who doesnt love shakespearean betrayal, family vendettas, and revenge plots?

“the game is rigged, but you cannot lose if you do not play” an eastern promises mafia au series

Je suis here and with more fam quotes

‘‘ALL YOUR FAVS ARE CHUBBY SRRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES’’

‘‘Its official I have a crush on ALL THE GIRLS’’

-a?
-My mom
-Tossed water at me
+why
+was it holy water
+?
+If yes then I understand why

‘‘musicals have ruined my life and im ok with it’’

‘‘I’m logged into my friends insta and sent ‘penis penis penis’ to someone’’

-This is my khonjin house
+I try to understand
+I really do

‘‘I dont believe in Jesus but I believe in myself
Therefore, I believe in gay’’

-KAWASHITA YAKUSOKU WASURENAI YO
+I don’t speak weaboo
-Its the madoka magica opening

‘‘remember kids: arson isn’t the answer, it’s the question. the answer is yes.’’

-WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRESSIVE OVER THIS
+FUCK U
-FUCK YOU TOO
*I’m gonna go now

-FUCK
-I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED A THING???
+Me every time I open the internet

‘‘What if my Pokémon licked the other Pokémon’’

-Need me some nice followers
+Wow r00d
+So I guess I’m not nice Stormy
+I see
-WHAT
-NO
-RYNA ILY
-U IS GOOD
+WHOS RYNA
+YOU CHEATING ON ME
-Oh shit

-I’m honestly laughing so hard rn
-I kicked my night… Thing
-Night table???
-Is that what u call it???
+The table of night

‘‘Once my friend said we needed to kill the vocaloid Len’’

-Toad
-toADY
+TODDADDY
-TOADDADDY
*DADDY
^GODDAMNIT GUYS
*I’ll be Daddy

-I stole a noodle
+relatable
^Just one?

-Screm
+Why screm
-Bc screm

‘‘I’m gonna try to be a vaginatarian’’

‘‘At least no one questioned why one of the lasts messages I sent to her was ‘‘A grape and a toe’’’’

‘‘you know its bad when you start having dreams about your fav band’’

‘‘do they surge with plastic’’

-Time To Put Pictures Of Bleeding Gums™
+oh great

-I keep finding images of people laughing at salad
+Me on the internet
*Vegans

-Why do you have a fidget spinner ask blog
+god has abandoned us

‘‘iztaccíhuatl, get your brother vesuvius and kilimanjaro,we’re goingto see aunt st helens and uncle fuji.’’

‘‘‘‘eat stack zoo watoo’’

i looked up the pronunciation sorry’’

-i just chucked my phone on the floor so i could write that
+What
-what
*What’s a chucked
+What
+Ryan threw their phone
+It’s a figure of speech
*Ooooh thank
-‘‘whats a chucked’’
*Why would you ever throw ur phone
-IM LAUGHING

-Novi my mom says you’re living in sin because you’ve never tried pineapple upside down cake
+lmFAO
*I LOVE????????? PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE???????????
-SAME????????????
+I mean I’m living in sin but that’s not the main reason
*yea it is
*get some pineapple upside down cake in your system
*it will heal you
-They don’t make that in Spain
+Get some paella in your system
*IM MAILING YOU A PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE
-So I’m going to Spain the minute I have enough money to go there
+Y e s
-And I’m gonna fuck up his kitchen
+lmAO
*I guess you could call it
*hells kitchen
+OH MY GOD
*no okay bye
-OMFG
+I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

‘‘im a gay platypus
what are you gonna do about it’’

‘‘i never thought i would get to the day where i called baba a loaf of bread’’

-YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED TO THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF FURRY HELL
+Well I was gonna go there anyway in holidays so lmao
*NOT THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF FURRY HELL
-i am surrounded by furries

-#teenager rebellion
+Ryan no
*Ryan pls
+Dont
*You’re like 5
-IM 11 SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

-ILU2
-HOW R U DOING
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-Relatable

‘‘I just ate a hamburger of the size of my hand and now I’m eating melon to feel healthy lmao’’

-I feed him memes and gay shit every night
+I live off of that honestly
-same

‘‘hes a horny shakespearean cunt waffle’’

-And fb send me a gay page as a recommendation
-Am I really that obvious
+Again, yes
-Again, good

-why would you kill a frog ;o;
+it was an accident
-hoW DO YOU r IP A FROg in half on accident

‘‘Ok I know this is a serious issue and a delicate moment but I was reading a demon and angel AU and they just said ‘‘holy cum’’ and I amost choked on my tea’’

‘‘Once I ate like 6 squares of toilet paper
And once I ate a tissue’’

-We’re all healthy, happy, pure children of God
+Eve dont lie
+You egg
*Who’s God

-what is life
-what is dicc
-what is succ
-what is licc
+ -by Novi, may he rest in peace

‘‘Trafficunt’’

‘‘Depressioli corner I go’’

‘‘Every month should be pride month
I’m gay every month’’

‘‘they suck more dick than i do in my exs wet dream’’

‘‘Who the fuck is Antonio De Pigafetta and why does it sound like Pigeon’’

-some lady just went up to me and said ‘ooo, sexy’ and walked away
+it was me
-are you 35 and clearly recently divorced?
+yes
+i am recently divorced
+and put a comma in there and all will be true, as i am 3’5

-I want gorditas
+Why lmao
-Because they’re good? And taste delicious
+oH MY GOD BABA
+ W H Y
-What?
-OH MY GOD
-NO NOT PEOPLE
-IM NOT TALKING ABOUT CHUBBY PEOPLE
+I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN
-IT’S A FOOD
-ADOFGHAFIVUH
-Oh god this is going in the Fam quotes isn’t it

‘‘FUCCIN COLUMBUS WHERE R U U PIECE OF GENOVESE ASS’’

‘‘COMMUNISM MEANS FAMILY’’

-NEL YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT THAT BUYS A VEGETABLE
+I WILL READ MY CHILDREN
+THE COMMUNIST MANIFIESTO
-YEA WELL IM GONNA READ MY CHILDREN
-MEIN KAMPF
+WHILE GENTLY SHOVING
+CUCOMMUNISTCUMBERS INTO YOUR THROATH

‘‘What kinda fucking name for a state is Iowa’’

‘‘I’m gonna vore gum’’

‘‘IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING CHANT WHAT THE FUCK’’

‘‘Pennsylvania=Transylvania=Y’all are chanting to get Dracula’’

‘‘Theory: all the state songs played at once summon Satan’’

‘‘@england we’re a mess please take us back
@england please i beg you’’

‘‘BOUGHWASIIIIIE’‘

‘‘instead of fidget spinners we have communist’‘

‘‘I love all of these Spanish/Portuguese XV century sailors and explorers as much as I’d love to fuck myself with a cactus’‘

-C’MON WE CAN DO THIS FOR PAPI MARX
+F O R P A P I M A R X
+DO IT FOR HIM

‘‘My head hurts
Why are we holding a communist revolt’’

‘‘MY GRANDMA CAME IN WITH ME YELLING ABOUT COMMUNISM’’

‘‘i was honestly trying to write porn i ended up in communism’’

‘‘BUJYAASIEEE’’

-what is happening
+COMMUNISM
*WE ARE COMMUNISM
^COMMUNISM IS HAPPENING 
~communism

‘‘would you like to talk about ur lord and savior karl marx?’’

-PAPA PUTIN IS HERE TO BRING COMMUNISM BACK TO THIS FAMILY
-FUCK ME DADDY MARX
+#make communism a household word 2k17
*we are now a family of communists

‘‘THE COMMUNISM MARCH ROCK VERSION’’

-IM HAVING A STROKE
+NO
+NO STROKES ALLOWED

-I’m scared to go in lmao
+It’s just the state song thing
*its the fifty nifty states song
*but like shitty quality
-THAT’S WHY IM SCARED
*yes be scared its america

-IM GONNA CONQUER SPAIN
+OH YEA?
-YEA
+HOW
-AMERICA
-AND SUBMARINE TANKS
+YEA AS IF U HAD ACCESS TO THAT
-YEA I DO
-I WAS IN THE NAVY SEALS FOR 7 YEARS IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
+I didn’t know u were this level of meme’d
-I AM

‘‘I’m not pure
I’m just kink free’’

‘‘just think of a grandma every time i see lingerie
what
i didnt
say
anything,,,’’

-I look dead 99.999999% of the time
+i am dead 99.9999999% of the time
+so

‘‘I have a five meter forehead what the fucking shit am I now Victor Nikiforov (I wish. That man is hot)’’

‘‘Yes there are all things I head canon and keep close to my cold pitch black heart’‘

-WHAT TIME IS IT
+Show time
*Jfc Mythie

‘‘I just like,,,, cleaned
What is my life
Who am I
THIS IS NOT THE RYAN WAY™’’

-But its not an ultra detalied game so thats kinda understandable that it isnt specific
-Theres really only 4 main forms of government: fascism, communism, democratic and unaligned
+Can’t there be a carrovernment
-What is that lmao
+A government where the cat is the president
-That explains why google didnt give me a solid answer
+Did you search it in google
-MAYBE
+LMFAO

-I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BRO
+I AM YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND

-I’m going to kill myself
+What did you do Novi
-I did English
+Oh no
*Lmao
+Not English

-I nEed fOOD
+Eat your depression
-I mean I have a lot of that
+Thats what Im saying
+Eat the depression

-vore the sqoop
+It’s one in the morning

‘‘The leg was a lie’’

‘‘Anyway time to lay on a special mat in special clothes and be dead to the world and my surroundings while I lay hallucinating vividly aka sleep’’

‘‘I’m paying her with food too :vc’’

‘‘Make sure to get some nice communism in there’’

‘‘Did I not undestand cause that’s complicated, cause my English is bad or cause I’m a fucking idiot: An autobiography’’

‘‘this makes me feel lowkey bad no i dont wanna kill my precious baby i just want to close it rn’’

‘‘Let’s all suffer alone together’’

BONUS:

‘‘‘‘dont fuck during sex’’ - my friend 2k17′’


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Now they’re edgy quotes (bc I say so)

‘‘hold on @edgelord’’

‘‘YO NOVI JOIN THE MACKEREL TRAIN’’

‘‘Wait that was for the fish not Novi’’

‘‘theres strange noises outside and idk if these are fireworks or someone digging a hole to hide a body
probably the second’’

‘‘someone change the channel name to meme squad
@the high council pls’’

‘‘Where can I buy a golden hoe’’

‘‘Do u want me to expose u?
Is that u new kink’’

‘‘Avril Lavigne comes out of a dusty ol portal from 2008 to rape my ears with outdated Teen Angst Culture™’’

‘‘(I run the anus)’’

‘‘I already caused an apocalypse today I’m gonna go read’’

-OMFG MY BABIES
+Gay
-Gaybies

‘‘nyooooooom™’’

‘‘fucking giraffe legged bastard’’

‘‘Y’all are so young
But so not innocent’’

‘‘As I was getting into the bus I yelled out ‘‘I’m the massive fucking lesbian who will stab a ho’’’’

‘‘im gonna marry u all so u can’t die’’

‘‘OMG I SHOULD ADD PINEAPPLE TO MY NAME’’

‘‘THE SPAIN™’’

‘‘im so y e l l o w’’

‘‘tini handu’’

-ITS THE SPAINS™ FAULT OK
+ITS MY ANCESTORS™ FAULT

‘‘Pale enough to be painful to look at in the sun?’’

‘‘MORE NYOOOOOOOM’’

-I dont even know what IM doing with my life at this point
+iiyo
-iiyo

‘‘the poor bastard just cant win at mario kart’’

‘‘IM BETWEEN SAYING THAT IM NEVER DEAD OF THAT IM DEAD INSIDE’’

‘‘THE KID KEEPS ATTACKING MY SLIPPERS’’

-I’m the devil
-That’s why
+Father?
+Is that you?

-RELATABLE
+YOURE PART OF THE PROBLEM
-BUT STILL

‘‘LOVE DOESN’T STOP MY PERIOD’’

‘‘im sweatin like a whore in church’’

‘‘U say that and then ignore me for 3 months straigh (which we are not)’’

‘‘SAD BURRITO EATING’’

‘‘Jesus is into vore confirmed’’

-Don’t leave The Spain™
+The Spain™ didn’t Mexico alone
-
U GOT ME THERE

‘‘*im wandering around Walmart in a pain daze’’

-i feel like Christoper Columbus
+Explore the mart brave senpai

‘‘Gasp can my name be the edgiest red’’

‘‘I’d like to bee edge master 666
The bridghtest
Edgiest
Red’’

‘‘One does not simply ask what’s happening here’’

‘‘I’m Eve the bibble burner’’

‘‘k
*potasium’’

‘‘I read that as Actual Satan Snek™’’


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ID #59313

Name: Laila
Age: 20
Country: Spain

Hey! Im from Valencia, Spain, but I will be living near to Bruges, (Belgium) for a year, I’ll leave Spain on September. I love reading and writing letters but unfortunately, nowadays there are not many people who wants to continue with this lovely custom. Lets exchange letters and know each other better !

Preferences: [Not answered]

anonymous asked:

Ok so I think im in love with my teacher. I know shes gay to. But it will never happen 😞 she is single and has a roomate and is vegan and 34 years old. This is all i know. Sometimes i Caught her looking at me with a smile, and when i looked at her at The time, She was frightened and looked at her papers very quickly. I think she knows that im lesbian.Do you think that lesbians have a Special eye for other gay pll? And do you think The look has a meaning? Srry for my english im from spain

Some people are having a really strong gayer and she can have it as well :) If you like her, does it really matters how old is she? Maybe you can try to call her out somehow? Like write her a note and give it in the end of the class. At least try, its worth it

My name is Cecilie, Im 20 years old from Norway but live in Fuengirola Spain. 
Im looking for chill internet friends but I would also love to meet people nearby. 

I have never had a girlfriend so I would really like one, but no pressure, friends are gold. 
In the weekends Im either in bed with netflix some muchies and a joint or out for a beer. 

I like to criuse with my longboard and relax in the sun.

My Tumblr is nicha97, Kik and Instagram is 9cha. Hit me up :)