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Hispanic/Latino Jane Austen Castings: Pride & Prejudice
“Es una verdad universalmente reconocida que al hombre soltero, poseedor de fortuna cuantiosa, le hace falta c a s a r s e .” 
A scheming, meddling mother. An out of control little sister determined to be a model at all costs. A best friend married to the most ridiculous man she’s ever known. Her favorite sister, Jane, about to leave and start her fashion career. The handsome Wickham determined to charm her. How is Lizzie supposed to also handle her mother’s schemes to see Jane married to the first man with money who looks her way? Oh, and then there’s his infuriating best friend…

im staying in spain this week and there’s this one friendly stray that comes running up to me for pets every single day. the tip of his ear is missing so i named him Feline Van Gogh. he’s a soft friend

hetalia as things me & my friends have said
  • italy: do u wanna just nap in the backseat
  • germany: haven't you had ENOUGH italian??
  • japan: i love fat pussies. im talking about ur pet cat
  • america: MY BOYFRIEND BOUGHT ME THE BEE MOVIE FOR CHRISTMAS LETS WATCH IT RIGHT NOW
  • england: i had a nightmare where the principal told me i couldnt go here anymore because i was too pale
  • france: what the FUCK do u mean ur taking spanish and not french WHY???
  • china: stop being white
  • russia: *casually makes a gun out of legos*
  • canada: they say to make friends be confident but loud confident people are the people i dont wanna be friends with
  • prussia: course i know ur not gonna be preoccupied w every and any girl that walks in, but i am not just any girl have u SEEN ME??? IM GORGEOUS
  • romano: i gave this guy the finger for cutting me off and he had a kid in the car who looked me in the eyes im so fucking happy
  • spain: tbh i only started dating him for his ass

knowledgequeenabc  asked:

that au looks so fucking cool tbh ... what role do the itabros play? and is there any room for India in there? ;w;

ah thank you! so im actually making another masterpost with india, but it goes: 

once upon a time, the big bosses of the underworld crime syndicate are rome, turkey, persia, india, and china. a big shake up happens when someone takes out the italian patriarch. all the major players walk from the table. persia and india go off the grid. turkey “quits.” china reorganizes. russia emerges from the power vacuum. when greece (half-brother, and some kind of illegitimate underboss, im thinking) and spain (personal muscle) cut their losses and leave, thats what really buries any hope for an italian revival. ok, now give it ten years. and thats the climate for the modern timeline when america goes undercover and deals with the newly organized mafia families

by the time america enters the game, the italy brothers, who were very young when this all happened, have no power and not a penny to their family name. but what they do have is a lot of murderous self-righteousness, because who doesnt love shakespearean betrayal, family vendettas, and revenge plots?

“the game is rigged, but you cannot lose if you do not play” an eastern promises mafia au series

Dolce and Gabbana inspired one shot

AU: a little one shot based on the Dolce and Gabbana ads.


She had just left her things in the hotel room and decided to wander through the streets of Naples, The wait for her companions was unbearable, she felt the urge to explore those streets alone without anyone telling her in which things she should focus, she wanted to see the real Naples and not the one for the tourist.


She started to walk with the biggest smile on her face, this place wasn’t like anything she had seen before, she looked at every corner of every street and she felt calm, but she also found out a little strange that there wasn’t a single soul in any street. Until music started to be heard and she decided to follow it. When she reached the music, for her surprise, the whole Naples was concentrated in that part of the town. Her smile grew bigger if it was possible. She started to walk among the people and she felt how everyone was looking at her, she wasn’t bothered by it, she knew she was a stranger, but when an old man approached her to give her flowers, she thought that maybe she might fit in.


A Group of men dressed up were playing instruments like if they were some kind of band and they invited her to join them and even gave her some kind of baton, she started to dance and to use the baton as if she was directing the band. She was having the time of her life, everyone was trying to show her something different and she wanted to listen to everyone.

Then a man that was the typical prototype of an Italian in her mind grabbed her hand and started to dance with her, she was impressed with every new person she had contact with.

She didn’t speak any Italian, but somehow in that festival she felt like the language was universal. Some ladies had prepared a huge feast in the middle of the party and they invited her to eat and try everything they have cooked. She tough that any fancy restaurant could beat this food, she enjoyed some spaghetti like she was a 5 years old, and although she was wearing a fancy dress she didn’t care if somehow it ended up damaged.


A couple of little girls and boys couldn’t stop looking at her they thought she was an angel sent from heaven and they wanted to dance with her and of course she could not refuse that proposition. She couldn’t stop looking at the sky and her surroundings, she didn’t herself as an angel, she thought that place was indeed heaven and that in those streets nothing bad could happen.

She kept dancing this time with an old man who was carrying some tomatoes on her other hand and they filled the air with their smell.  

She started to look around the place again, her mouth was hurting a little from smiling that long, she was thankful that she had decided to walk alone.


At the end of that long street, a beautiful, suited up gentleman was greeting everyone. He was so handsome that every old Italian woman wanted to give him two kisses, and of course he could not resist them. He smelled the fruit of the shops and enjoyed the view of fresh octopuses just moments before they were going to be cooked.


He did not know how to dance to that kind of music, or to speak the truth, to any kind of music, he was a very shy person, but the happiness that surrounded that place was infectious, so he started to clap and move his feet in order to look like he was dancing. But the thing is that people didn’t care they were just having fun and it didn’t matter how ridiculous one could look, they weren’t there to judge anyone. He was amazed by that place and he started to grab every woman he encountered to dance with them. He was trying to even sing in Italian and the women couldn’t help but laugh at how adorable he was for trying. He looked like the most attractive man in the world, but somehow he managed to look even more dreamy when he picked up little boy and started to dance with him.


Everyone looked at him as if he was a movie star or something, he was so different from the rest of them and they loved it.

He was grabbing every man’s hand and shaking it, he wanted to get to know everyone. He couldn’t stop moving and dancing and he turned around to be in front of a large group of people and try to dance with everyone at the same time when suddenly he stumbled with someone. He turned around to face her to say sorry and when they looked into each others eyes their smiles suddenly disappeared for a fraction of a second they took a deep breath and in that moment for both of them everything disappeared, the music disappeared, the people disappeared and they felt they were the only two people in the world. He offered his hand to her and they began to dance and smile again as if anything had happened, but it felt like love at first sight and for a moment deep down each of them thought that the other person was just simply the one.

Je suis here and with more fam quotes

‘‘ALL YOUR FAVS ARE CHUBBY SRRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES’’

‘‘Its official I have a crush on ALL THE GIRLS’’

-a?
-My mom
-Tossed water at me
+why
+was it holy water
+?
+If yes then I understand why

‘‘musicals have ruined my life and im ok with it’’

‘‘I’m logged into my friends insta and sent ‘penis penis penis’ to someone’’

-This is my khonjin house
+I try to understand
+I really do

‘‘I dont believe in Jesus but I believe in myself
Therefore, I believe in gay’’

-KAWASHITA YAKUSOKU WASURENAI YO
+I don’t speak weaboo
-Its the madoka magica opening

‘‘remember kids: arson isn’t the answer, it’s the question. the answer is yes.’’

-WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRESSIVE OVER THIS
+FUCK U
-FUCK YOU TOO
*I’m gonna go now

-FUCK
-I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED A THING???
+Me every time I open the internet

‘‘What if my Pokémon licked the other Pokémon’’

-Need me some nice followers
+Wow r00d
+So I guess I’m not nice Stormy
+I see
-WHAT
-NO
-RYNA ILY
-U IS GOOD
+WHOS RYNA
+YOU CHEATING ON ME
-Oh shit

-I’m honestly laughing so hard rn
-I kicked my night… Thing
-Night table???
-Is that what u call it???
+The table of night

‘‘Once my friend said we needed to kill the vocaloid Len’’

-Toad
-toADY
+TODDADDY
-TOADDADDY
*DADDY
^GODDAMNIT GUYS
*I’ll be Daddy

-I stole a noodle
+relatable
^Just one?

-Screm
+Why screm
-Bc screm

‘‘I’m gonna try to be a vaginatarian’’

‘‘At least no one questioned why one of the lasts messages I sent to her was ‘‘A grape and a toe’’’’

‘‘you know its bad when you start having dreams about your fav band’’

‘‘do they surge with plastic’’

-Time To Put Pictures Of Bleeding Gums™
+oh great

-I keep finding images of people laughing at salad
+Me on the internet
*Vegans

-Why do you have a fidget spinner ask blog
+god has abandoned us

‘‘iztaccíhuatl, get your brother vesuvius and kilimanjaro,we’re goingto see aunt st helens and uncle fuji.’’

‘‘‘‘eat stack zoo watoo’’

i looked up the pronunciation sorry’’

-i just chucked my phone on the floor so i could write that
+What
-what
*What’s a chucked
+What
+Ryan threw their phone
+It’s a figure of speech
*Ooooh thank
-‘‘whats a chucked’’
*Why would you ever throw ur phone
-IM LAUGHING

-Novi my mom says you’re living in sin because you’ve never tried pineapple upside down cake
+lmFAO
*I LOVE????????? PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE???????????
-SAME????????????
+I mean I’m living in sin but that’s not the main reason
*yea it is
*get some pineapple upside down cake in your system
*it will heal you
-They don’t make that in Spain
+Get some paella in your system
*IM MAILING YOU A PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE
-So I’m going to Spain the minute I have enough money to go there
+Y e s
-And I’m gonna fuck up his kitchen
+lmAO
*I guess you could call it
*hells kitchen
+OH MY GOD
*no okay bye
-OMFG
+I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

‘‘im a gay platypus
what are you gonna do about it’’

‘‘i never thought i would get to the day where i called baba a loaf of bread’’

-YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED TO THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF FURRY HELL
+Well I was gonna go there anyway in holidays so lmao
*NOT THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF FURRY HELL
-i am surrounded by furries

-#teenager rebellion
+Ryan no
*Ryan pls
+Dont
*You’re like 5
-IM 11 SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

-ILU2
-HOW R U DOING
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-Relatable

‘‘I just ate a hamburger of the size of my hand and now I’m eating melon to feel healthy lmao’’

-I feed him memes and gay shit every night
+I live off of that honestly
-same

‘‘hes a horny shakespearean cunt waffle’’

-And fb send me a gay page as a recommendation
-Am I really that obvious
+Again, yes
-Again, good

-why would you kill a frog ;o;
+it was an accident
-hoW DO YOU r IP A FROg in half on accident

‘‘Ok I know this is a serious issue and a delicate moment but I was reading a demon and angel AU and they just said ‘‘holy cum’’ and I amost choked on my tea’’

‘‘Once I ate like 6 squares of toilet paper
And once I ate a tissue’’

-We’re all healthy, happy, pure children of God
+Eve dont lie
+You egg
*Who’s God

-what is life
-what is dicc
-what is succ
-what is licc
+ -by Novi, may he rest in peace

‘‘Trafficunt’’

‘‘Depressioli corner I go’’

‘‘Every month should be pride month
I’m gay every month’’

‘‘they suck more dick than i do in my exs wet dream’’

‘‘Who the fuck is Antonio De Pigafetta and why does it sound like Pigeon’’

-some lady just went up to me and said ‘ooo, sexy’ and walked away
+it was me
-are you 35 and clearly recently divorced?
+yes
+i am recently divorced
+and put a comma in there and all will be true, as i am 3’5

-I want gorditas
+Why lmao
-Because they’re good? And taste delicious
+oH MY GOD BABA
+ W H Y
-What?
-OH MY GOD
-NO NOT PEOPLE
-IM NOT TALKING ABOUT CHUBBY PEOPLE
+I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN
-IT’S A FOOD
-ADOFGHAFIVUH
-Oh god this is going in the Fam quotes isn’t it

‘‘FUCCIN COLUMBUS WHERE R U U PIECE OF GENOVESE ASS’’

‘‘COMMUNISM MEANS FAMILY’’

-NEL YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT THAT BUYS A VEGETABLE
+I WILL READ MY CHILDREN
+THE COMMUNIST MANIFIESTO
-YEA WELL IM GONNA READ MY CHILDREN
-MEIN KAMPF
+WHILE GENTLY SHOVING
+CUCOMMUNISTCUMBERS INTO YOUR THROATH

‘‘What kinda fucking name for a state is Iowa’’

‘‘I’m gonna vore gum’’

‘‘IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING CHANT WHAT THE FUCK’’

‘‘Pennsylvania=Transylvania=Y’all are chanting to get Dracula’’

‘‘Theory: all the state songs played at once summon Satan’’

‘‘@england we’re a mess please take us back
@england please i beg you’’

‘‘BOUGHWASIIIIIE’‘

‘‘instead of fidget spinners we have communist’‘

‘‘I love all of these Spanish/Portuguese XV century sailors and explorers as much as I’d love to fuck myself with a cactus’‘

-C’MON WE CAN DO THIS FOR PAPI MARX
+F O R P A P I M A R X
+DO IT FOR HIM

‘‘My head hurts
Why are we holding a communist revolt’’

‘‘MY GRANDMA CAME IN WITH ME YELLING ABOUT COMMUNISM’’

‘‘i was honestly trying to write porn i ended up in communism’’

‘‘BUJYAASIEEE’’

-what is happening
+COMMUNISM
*WE ARE COMMUNISM
^COMMUNISM IS HAPPENING 
~communism

‘‘would you like to talk about ur lord and savior karl marx?’’

-PAPA PUTIN IS HERE TO BRING COMMUNISM BACK TO THIS FAMILY
-FUCK ME DADDY MARX
+#make communism a household word 2k17
*we are now a family of communists

‘‘THE COMMUNISM MARCH ROCK VERSION’’

-IM HAVING A STROKE
+NO
+NO STROKES ALLOWED

-I’m scared to go in lmao
+It’s just the state song thing
*its the fifty nifty states song
*but like shitty quality
-THAT’S WHY IM SCARED
*yes be scared its america

-IM GONNA CONQUER SPAIN
+OH YEA?
-YEA
+HOW
-AMERICA
-AND SUBMARINE TANKS
+YEA AS IF U HAD ACCESS TO THAT
-YEA I DO
-I WAS IN THE NAVY SEALS FOR 7 YEARS IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
+I didn’t know u were this level of meme’d
-I AM

‘‘I’m not pure
I’m just kink free’’

‘‘just think of a grandma every time i see lingerie
what
i didnt
say
anything,,,’’

-I look dead 99.999999% of the time
+i am dead 99.9999999% of the time
+so

‘‘I have a five meter forehead what the fucking shit am I now Victor Nikiforov (I wish. That man is hot)’’

‘‘Yes there are all things I head canon and keep close to my cold pitch black heart’‘

-WHAT TIME IS IT
+Show time
*Jfc Mythie

‘‘I just like,,,, cleaned
What is my life
Who am I
THIS IS NOT THE RYAN WAY™’’

-But its not an ultra detalied game so thats kinda understandable that it isnt specific
-Theres really only 4 main forms of government: fascism, communism, democratic and unaligned
+Can’t there be a carrovernment
-What is that lmao
+A government where the cat is the president
-That explains why google didnt give me a solid answer
+Did you search it in google
-MAYBE
+LMFAO

-I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BRO
+I AM YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND

-I’m going to kill myself
+What did you do Novi
-I did English
+Oh no
*Lmao
+Not English

-I nEed fOOD
+Eat your depression
-I mean I have a lot of that
+Thats what Im saying
+Eat the depression

-vore the sqoop
+It’s one in the morning

‘‘The leg was a lie’’

‘‘Anyway time to lay on a special mat in special clothes and be dead to the world and my surroundings while I lay hallucinating vividly aka sleep’’

‘‘I’m paying her with food too :vc’’

‘‘Make sure to get some nice communism in there’’

‘‘Did I not undestand cause that’s complicated, cause my English is bad or cause I’m a fucking idiot: An autobiography’’

‘‘this makes me feel lowkey bad no i dont wanna kill my precious baby i just want to close it rn’’

‘‘Let’s all suffer alone together’’

BONUS:

‘‘‘‘dont fuck during sex’’ - my friend 2k17′’


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anonymous asked:

i recently moved to spain and im living in madrid, do you have any resources (movies, books, docs, journal articles) about spanish history / the franco regime?

Movies: Es la hora de los valientes, Salvador Puig Antic, Las 13 rosas, Bienvenido Mr. Marshall…

About books, there’s Amb ulls de nena, the diary that a Catalan girl called Encarnació Martorell wrote during the Spanish Civil War. Here you have the YouTube link to the documentary (in Catalan but with English subtitles) based on her diary.

About the Civil war there’s also George Orwell’s classic Homage to Catalonia.

The documentary Els nens perduts del Franquisme as well.

I can’t think of anything more right now, but there are lots of books and documentaries about Francoism, but I don’t know if you’ll be able to find them in English.

Maybe some of the followers of this blog have more recommendations?