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A Drunk Inquisitor's Apology to the Creatures of the Hinterlands:

Dear sweet, stupid rams,
Im sorry for massacring u guys to feed hungry villagers and make myself a nice coat. I look very good in the coat tho so thanks

Dear demonic wolves,
I’m v sorry u got possessed. That sucks

Dear Ferelden Frostback,
I am sorry 4 walking into ur den and murdering u for ur pretty bones, scales, and All The Glory. U were just chillin and living ur dragon life and I kinda ruined that and killed ur kids :/
PS: Bull is a little sorry for the dirty thing he yelled at u before u died

Dear bears,
Fuck you. I was minding my own business and eight of u fucking ganged up n tried to eat my face. It was rude as hell. Ur all a bunch of hairy assholes I sttm. Heck off

Sincerely,
The Inquisitor

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Stars On Ice Hamilton - Prince

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dating taeil
  • moon taeil is a sweetheart
  • anyone would be lucky aF to date this precious
  • him. you. skinships.
  • a lot of hand holding
  • cheek kisses
  • forehead kisses
  • nose kisses
  • random hugs out of nowhere
  • cheeks squishing
  • hair being ruffled
  • head being patted
  • him forcing you to say strony
  • “let’s take a selfie, taeil”
  • “ok. say stRONY”
  • and you just kinda want to punch him
  • but he’s so cute you would not dare
  • “food’s ready, taeil. come down.”
  • “ok. let’s say strony before we eat”
  • on your monthly hell days,
  • he’d be like 
  • OK ILL BACK TF UP
  • bc he knows how moody u are
  • and he’d give you random hugs
  • and cuddles
  • and be there w you when you cry for no reason at all
  • “babe can u buy some tampons/pads for me”
  • “emmmmMMEMMMDM”
  • he’d think its embarrassing but would do it anyway
  • “buG BUG TAEIL THERES A BUG”
  • he’d depend on how big the bug is
  • ofc he’d be startled
  • but would kill it anyway for you ;))))
  • when u hv a stressful day,
  • he just kinda comes to you
  • and gives u a tight hug
  • “it’ll be alright,
  • you have me, Y/N”
  • and it just makes your day 34234 times better
  • saying “i love you” isn’t really often
  • but he’d show you that he truly loves you
  • like
  • “taeil why is there breakfast did u make them”
  • “taeil u did my work too?”
  • “babe did u iron those clothes for me?”
  • and he denies it
  • and blushes
  • tbh you guys would not fight
  • bc taeil would be like
  • “ok im sorry”
  • when u guys are having a “discussion” aggressively
  • “dont shout at me bb ily” he’d say
  • and u’d shut tf up
  • bc he said so
  • and bc he’s your bf
  • and bc you love him
  • and bc he’s too cute to be mad at
  • conclusion, dating taeil would be the best thing in the world
  • love my baby

THSISIS IS SO FUNNY IM YELLON BUT ALSO LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED ON LA LA LAND ALL SEEM SO NICE AND IM SO SORRY I LOVE U GUYS BUT IM HAPPY FOR MOONLIGHT THO

“you only watch it because it’s gay” yes. i literally have to seek out representation. i cannot expect to casually come across it, because it is in fact unusual even now, and if by some miracle i do, it’s most likely stereotypical misconceptions. so yeah you best fucking believe i’m watching it because it’s gay, i am so desperate for an even halfway accurate portrayal of lgbtq+ relationships that i’ll watch practically anything regardless of plot.