ALSO KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE WHEN HELPING YOUR FRIENDS VOMIT IS SO EXHAUSTING!?!?? LIKE SRSLY THEY’RE TELLING YOU PERSONAL RANDOM STUFF (because they’re drunk asFUCK) BUT YOU”RE DELAYED (like you think you’re listening but you’re not because you’re thinking that you’re listening DO YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING) SO YA AHAHAHAHAHA i can’t believe i bullshit my way to the top that night