im-sleeping

  • Jon: Hey Edward I need your help.
  • Ed: I can't I'm buying clothes.
  • Jon: Alright well hurry up then get over here.
  • Ed: I can't find them.
  • Jon: What do you mean you can't find them?
  • Ed: I can't find them there's only soup.
  • Jon: ...what do you mean there's only soup?
  • Ed: It means there's only soup!
  • Jon: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
  • Ed: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
  • Ed: ...
  • Ed: There's more soup.
  • Jon: What do you mean there's more soup!?
  • Ed: There's just more soup.
  • Jon: Go into the next aisle!
  • Ed: There's still soup.
  • Jon: Where ARE YOU RIGHT NOW!?
  • Ed: I'm at Soup!
  • Jon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP!?
  • Ed: I'm mean I'm at Soup!
  • Jon: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
  • Ed: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!
  • Jon: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?
  • Ed: FUCK YOU!

dear future dime piece wife/husband/spouse,

i hope you are having good days.

i hope you remember that even on bad days you are still beautiful.
i hope you remember that even on bad days you are still important.
i hope you remember that even on bad days you are still worth it.

just try a little longer. soon i’ll be there to remind you every single chance that i have.

“you are beautiful, important and worth the fight to stay alive.”

take care, my love. you are my sun, my moon and all my stars.

dirty little secret: i’m a bitch for mythology

*I’m not even kidding I was the only person at my school to take the only mythology class we had twice and I finished with a 100+% each semester.*

Me: *is exhausted from my day and should probably go to bed*

Also me: * decides to read multi chap fanfics till the wee hours of the morning*

Me the next day: “gosh why the hell am I so tired?”

I was at the shop for some dinner ingredients, and while I’m spacing out due to lack off sleep some little kid remarked to his mom that I look like “one of those people on the streets.”

The mom shushes him and tell him that’s not nice to say.

She then catches my eye and looks mortified.

Because hello.
I was your nurse last week.

Guess why I look like I haven’t slept in a week?

I’ve not seen someone apologise and run away so fast in quite some time.

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