im-not-hipster

///aggressivelyignoresthemajorityofaou/// so uh dirty hipster au anyone?? 

(and cause i still get questions about whos who in the previous coffee shop drawing from left to right we have:wade, sam, matt, peter parker, foggy, steve, bucky, nat, clint, thor, vision, pepper, bruce, rhodey, tony, and then wanda and pietro in front)

  • me: *blogs hipster posts*
  • me: *blogs gay fan fiction*
  • me: *blogs poetic quotes*
  • me: *blogs cat gifs*
  • me: *blogs depression quotes*
  • me: *blogs lesbians*
  • me: *blogs nature*
  • me: *blogs memes*
  • me: *blogs soft grunge*
  • me: *blogs feminism*
  • me:
  • me: who the fuck am i
  • followers: what

some hipster post on tumblr: “What if instead of intense fight scenes, compelling romance, or nuanced characterization character X and Y just accepted eachother from the start and became platonic friends who cuddled and did quirky things together like knit plaid blankets and sell them to the townspeople??”

50,000 of y’all: “SO MUCH THIS”

Me: “That sounds boring as shit.” 

OKAY SO BUTCH HARTMAN RELEASED A VIDEO WHERE HE REVEALED WHAT DANNY SAM AND TUCKER WOULD LOOK LIKE AT AGE 25

AND OMG

  • THE ECTO-CHARGED EMBLEM
  • SAM’S GOGGLES AND BOMBASS JACKET
  • TUCKERS DREADLOCKS AND RASTA HAT

I JUST LIKE IT SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHH

THIS IS THE CLOSEST THING WE’VE HAD TO NEW CANON MATERIAL IN YEARS!!!

And dude, making the fenton thermos into gautlets would make so much sense, it would make Danny’s life so much easier

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MODERN WITCH AU

@reserve​ and i were talking about contemporary witch kylo on twitter dot com and we agreed a lot of it is probably just kylo buying too many crystals and trying to get hux to wear protective charms (and also kylo making up weird rituals to try to get hux to try new things in bed) ANYWAYS i really like the aesthetic