im-not-funny-im-so-sorry

people need to stop sending namjoon death threats it’s not funny. it’s beyond disgusting and beyond stupid.

anonymous asked:

IM CALLING ON HELP FROM THE SQUAD. MY FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC AND HE IS EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE SOMETIMES AND IM FEELING REALLY DOWN WHAT DO??????? -a sad sad pisces

PISCES NO I WANT TO PROTECT YOU. I am usually emotionally void but pls i will shelter you my friend.
IM SO SORRY THIS IS HAPPENING TO YOU MY LOVE JUST PLAY MUSIC REALLY LOUD AND WATCH A FUNNY MOVIE

-Chlo

going for a job interview

interviewer: Who is the most influential thing/person in your life?

me: Brendon Boyd Urie (born April 12, 1987) is an American singer-songwriter, musician, guitarist, and pianist, best known as the lead vocalist of Panic! at the Disco,

Am I the only one that does this?
  • Me:UGH Luke is so dumb. Wtf is Luke doing?? He is so stupid. Why do I like this kid?
  • Person:Ew Luke is so ugly. He's such an idiot. Who would like this kid anyway?
  • Me:STFU! DONT TALK ABOUT MY PRECIOUS LUKE LIKE THAT! HES JUST A BABY! HES A LITTLE BABY PENGUIN! IF YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HIM AGAIN I SWEAR!
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Is this Jack Merridew