im-gonna-get-so-fat-of-this-shit

Heathers the Musical- A Summary
  • Beautiful:High school sucks... haha wait nope now i'm popular
  • Candy Store:Colour-coded Badass bitches lay shit down (conveniently all named Heather)
  • Fight for me:Holy shit hot guy
  • Freeze your brain:Don't get high have a 7-11 slushie instead
  • Big Fun:hey lets get drunk and make fun of a fat chick whoops i vomited on Heather
  • Dead Girl Walking:ok Heather is gonna murder me so lets get down with the hot guy
  • The Me Inside of Me:whoops I killed heather
  • Blue:ok im pretty sure they arent talking about basketballs
  • Blue reprise:they DEFINITELY weren't talking about basketballs and now im a slut for saying no
  • Our Love is God:hottie just killed these two jerks but he loves veronica
  • Prom or Hell:they were better off dead anyway
  • My Dead, Gay Son:So both our sons are dead and gay let's celebrate
  • Seventeen:Can we please be normal for once???
  • Shine a Light:Let's bring light to teenage suicide in a controversial way
  • Lifeboat:Heather gets made fun of from Heather by being suicidal
  • Shine a Light reprise:I care about you Heather please don't kill yourself
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend:Kindergarten relationship is kind of creepy + more suicide attempts
  • Yo girl:Ok perhaps I am horrible
  • Meant to be Yours:damn I actaully loved her and now she's gone
  • Dead Girl Walking reprise:Sike
  • I am Damaged:i'm a little crazy *boom*
  • Seventeen reprise:supposed to be the happy ending but really just leaves you speechless
how to pick up bitches

as most of u know i am king of bitches and get all the pussy so im gonna help u losers get bitches to suck yo dick 

step 1: flatter that bitch 

get her some fuckin flowers

or some fuckin chocolate (bitches fat they love that shit)

other bitches think guys who play guitar are ‘hot’ so like learn two cords or some shit and sing like a douche and she’ll be wettin her panties

step 2:  let that hoe do what she want

 let her pick out ur out fits

even if u hate it

let her do ur makeup if she want (some bitches into that shit)

step 3: date nights

what u gonna want to do for this step is get that bitch fuckin wasted 

get a shit load of a champagne (bitches find that classy and romantic)

if it comes down to it u might need to use some nip to get that bitch to spread her legs 

when she shit faced she gonna let u do anal

step 4: take out the bf

dat douche probably goona be pissed his bitch let u do anal so let him swing first dat way the bitch be like “omg daddy y u startin shit”

after he get enough swings in to lets the bitch know u just defendin ur self kick his ass

step 5: steal his shades and his bitch

after she breaks up with him shell suck yo dick 

and thats how u pick up bitches 

gonna-diee-thin  asked:

PLEASE HELP ME! I JUST ATE A WHOLE CHICKEN SANDWICH AND I MANAGED TO THROW SOME OF IT UP BUT IM AFRAID IM GONNA GET FAT STILL, DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS FOR POST BINGE

i’m so sorry i didn’t see this sooner, stay calm, if you can’t throw any more up try drinking some water & try again. if you can’t do it, just remember that it doesn’t mean everything is over, you can start again right now bc everyone binges it’s just a shit thing you eventually get over. also don’t skip exercising bc you “failed” today, in fact do more than you normally do. Try to fast for a while if you can it will get rid of the guilt but also serve as kind of a punishment to remind yourself not to binge again or you’ll have to fast for longer afterwards. But for now just keep yourself distracted, go get some tea or water & try not to dwell on it or look up thinspo or the calories you just had, you’re going to be fine just please try to keep control next time, it’ll be worth it💞