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TELL ME IN MY FUCKING FACE THAT THEY ARE NOT DATING COME ON FITE ME

phoenix & miles: [get married]
franziska: [visibly crying] do not think Me sentimental Phoenix Wright if it were not for the Laws of this Land i would have murdered You. im crying because it is Illegal and my little Brother deserves better and not because he is so happy

*skateboards in

because im bisexual my parents desperately hope ill one day end up marrying a woman but *kickflips* im really fucking gay and i love men 

*skateboards out*

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OKAY HI. HI HI HI HI HI. I ANNOY YOU SO MUCH AND IDK WHY YOU HAVENT BLOCKED ME YET HAHA. I THINK YOU ARE A VERY KIND AND WONDERFUL PERSON AND IM VERY VERY HAPPY THAT WE ARE FRIENDS. YOU ARE THE BEST HUMAN. THE BEST. WE CRY AND SCREAM ALL THE TIME OVER MY SON LAINE WHO IS NOW YOUR SON ALSO. WE HAVE TWO SONS NOW AND I THINK THATS VERY COOL. WE ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED SOON SO THATS COOL TOO LMAO. YOU LIKE PATCHES AND I LIKE THAT. YOU NEED TO ADOPT THE HABS TBH. I THINK YOU ARE THE LOVELIEST AND MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER. YOU ARE ALWAYS YELLING AT ME BC I WANT TO BE EVERYONES MOM, I CANT HELP IT I WANT TO MOM ALL THE TIME. IM PRETTY SURE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN TAG ON MY BLOG LOL. I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU NO MATTER WHAT TO ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF YOU WITH THE GREG AND DAD POSTS. ALSO HERE FOR YOU TO BE A FRIEND LMAO NOT ONLY TO ANNOY YOU. I APPRECIATE YOU A LOT AND LOVE YOU LOTS. Xx

  • banna: “You could never let me down.”
  • me: *sobs*
  • banna: “I have you. That's enough. I promise."
  • me: *chokes on tears*
  • banna: "You're married, and that means you never have to cry alone again."
  • me: *heart bursts into flames*
  • banna: "We are one person."
  • me: *extinguishes flaming heart w/ floods of tears*
  • banna: *whispers* I love you
  • me: *slowly curls up into the fetal position*
  • banna: “I love weddings. Don't you?” -- “I liked mine.”
  • me: *incoherent mumbling whilst rolling around on the floor*
  • banna: “And there’s something about you, Mr. Bates. There’s definitely something about you.”
  • me: *ascends from the floor and into the fanfic heaven that is series 6*
the difference of how long you've been in a fandom
  • fan of one month: OMG I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY'RE JUST SO CUTE AND HOT AND UGH WHY CAN'T I MARRY THEM ALREADY I WANT TO HAVE THEIR BABIES AND JUST THE WAY THAT THEY SMILE IM CRYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW WHAT IS LIFE I WANT TO SEE THEM AND HUG THEM AND KISS THEM MAKE THEM MINE FOREVER SDFIGNAKLDFJGALFEGHA; OPPAS SARANGHAE
  • fan of a year: ew i hate these guys like excuse me get ur cute ass hot ass sexy ass back in the corner where you belong who said you could ruin my life wtf man not cool
The Different Stages of Shipping

stage 1: please kiss

stage 2: please bang each other

stage 3: please make out

stage 4: please hurt each other and then mend each other

stage 5: please write adorable love letters and cuddles and tell each other how much you love each other and just fluff the shit outta this bastard

stage 6: please fucking die because you have ruined my life and you still won’t even admit you want to fuck each other like what the fuck kind of shit is this

stage 7: please get married and have children and grow old together oh my gosh yes babies and domestic life

stage 8: please stop I hate you you’re both disgustingly in love im going to go cry

stage 9: please let me die. I can not watch anymore of this dAnCiNg AROUND EACH OTHER SOMEONE MURDER ME PLEASE OH GOSH JUST BUMP ME OFF PLEASE

stage 10: I’m in hell. Shipper hell. I’m oddly okay with that. *eye twitches*

If you were married to Woozi...

someone requested husband jihoon and i’ve literally been waiting to do this for so long im screaming !! if i wasn’t so in love w hoshi i’d probs say i’d marry jihoon, but i’m hoshi trash as we all know so,,,,,, what’re you gonna do? also, i almost started crying at one point in making this cause it was so damn cute so you might want to get some tissues. anyways please enjoy.

  • literally the best husband ever
  • he does whatever you ask him to
  • “jihoon could you do the laundry for me?”
  • “anything for you, jagiya.”
  • also wants to have thirty kids
  • “when are we going to have a baby?”
  • “eventually, jihoon.”
  • until then he’s obsessing over everyone else’s kids
  • he’s always wanting to babysit seungcheol’s soccer team of children
  • and when they come over it’s a chorus of “uncle woozi can we play with your guitar again?”
  • and jihoon can’t say no so the kids end up breaking a string on his precious guitar
  • he pretends not to be upset, but after the kids left you could hear him crying a little in his workroom
  • “are you crying?”
  • “n-no! my eyes are just sweating!”
  • when he’s not playing with the other members’ children, he’s picking out names and making plans for his future kids. 
  • “do you like this name? or how about this one? what about this color for their bedroom?”
  • and when you finally have our first baby he holds it in his arms and just stares at it like it’s  the most beautiful and precious jewel in the world
  • and he’s got tears in his eyes and he’s smiling so big that his face hurts
  • “hey, jagiya, look at what we made.”
  • and then you start crying even harder because you’re so in love and you married the best man ever and you and him made the greatest thing to ever grace the earth and it lOOKS JUST LIKE IT’S FATHER
  • he’s literally so helpful with the baby like if it starts crying at three a.m he’ll tell you to stay in bed and go take care of it until it falls back asleep.
  • and whenever he leaves he’ll always say, “i love you, my angel.” HHSJSJ
  • and when you have more kids and they get older he wants to do everything to support them
  • he goes t every soccer game and chaperones every field trip
  • all the other moms are jealous and talk about how sweet and handsome he is
  • and you’re just sittin there being all smug because he’s all yours
  • and don’t forget that he sings your children to sleep every single night
  • and when he comes to lay down with you he’ll sing to you as well because he has the voice of an angel.
  • he’s  also the really overprotective dad
  • like when his daughters start dating he makes sure that her boyfriend has good grades and has never been in trouble 
  • because he wants the best for your little girls
  • always has his guitar with him in case he needs to chase someone with it
  • especially when your daughter starts dating one of mingyu’s sons
  • “i swear mingyu, if he hurts her, i’m chasing you with this guitar.”
  • basically a rlly cute dad and husband
This ring has been with me for a very long time. And it has obvious significance with my past. It also represents… Meeting you. If I didn’t have this ring, I would never have met you. So, in a sense, it has the potential to represent my future, as well. And I’m not expecting you would ever wear it but I want to share it with you. And I want it to represent our future together. I want you to be my wife. Will you marry me?
—  Jane on taking off his wedding ring/Proposal to Lisbon.

A little Single Dad!Dean Destiel ficlet for @casdcan, because it was her birthday a few days ago and I’m not good with birthday presents. I’m a little nervous because I have absolutely no confidence in myself at all. Let me know what you think, m’kay? 

Prompt: “you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married” AU, but with a bit more angst than that prompt probably called for. 

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im in the lab crying cause of my grandmother

My grandmother called and said “ti gason mwen renmen anpil” it’s creole for little boy I love so much, now you have to understand this woman that barely speaks but has a smile that could warm the earth, tells me “1965” isn’t any different from “2015” jokingly i said what you know about the 21st century lil old lady, she laughs gently and replied

“ my beautiful King, there is a reason your grandmother never married, there is reason my hair has been cut off since you were 12, there is a reason I put emphasis on how beautiful your dark skin is, in 1965 the cops shot and killed the man who if he was still alive would be your grandfather, they murdered him in cold blood, and the excuse was he looked suspicious.. Ha! I laugh at your mah mah when she urges you to wear a tie or pull you pants slightly above your waist cause deep down that won’t stop these Devils from trying to kill a King, especially one like you who is educated, beautiful and has the power to rule, they use all tactics from killing your friends to killing the ones you love the most without even touching you, I SEEN IT! BABEH! Hell I lived it! Their is no stopping them the same things going on in 2015 is sign of the time! These are warnings and you need pay grave attention to white counter parts, when I see you, I see him, when I see you, you remind me of you mothers father, from the way you stand, to the grey lux in your eyes when you contemplate, from strong form of your creole heritage I see the man I fell in love with is still protecting me for 23 years.. You be careful, the more knowledge and power you have you become a target like him, and I refuse to lose you twice, not while I have a place in this world I love you”

Love you too granny

YALL the times have not Changed, the medias just gotten better at hiding the truth

You can't fucking stop me, can you?? Nope, that's what I thought, BITCH
  • Mika: Yuu-chan...
  • Yuu: What is it Mika??
  • Mika: *gets on his knees and pulls out a box* Will Yuu marry me???
  • Yuu:
  • Mika:
  • Yuu:
  • Mika: Say somet--
  • Ferid: *from a roof with binoculars* FUCKING SAY YES, DAMMIT!!! I DID NOT KILL YOUR FAMILY FOR NOTHING