just imagine…
the moment Lance learns how to unlock his bayard  :’)

slightly older Lance with different guns like, Pistols? Long Sniper rifle? pow pow 
Lance would ACE bc he is a fantastic sharpshooter.

Drunk RFA Confession

this turned so long in the end yikes, but i couldn’t help write angst because im angst trash lmao also im sorry to all jakes out there (requests are open btw!) ^^


  • Yikes, Yoosung?? in Zen’s house?? with beer???
  • It can only mean trouble for this drunk little bastard 
  • He was feeling really depressed because he’s been failing at LOLOL, failing at his exams and worst of all, MC was on a date
  • His chest was hurting so much at the thought of his hopeless crush with another person so he decided to drink his problems away
  • Zen was really irritated because Yoosung was sobbing and kept saying that his princess was taken away from him and that he will never have a chance with her
  • But Zen slapped this boi and called MC over saying that he couldn’t handle any more of Yoosung’s whining
  • She led him back to his apartment, struggling to keep himself on his feet but he felt giddy when he felt MC’s arms wrapped around his waist
  • MC tucked him to bed and placed a wet rug on his forehead
  • He caught  her hand and started kissing her fingers, kissing her knuckles and she was so red
  • “Yoosung what are you doing?”
  • “To reward my love for her hardwork”
  • His love?? wait he likes her????
  • “Yoosung what are you talking about”
  • “You’re so pretty… I know I can’t be the perfect man for you and I cherish your happiness so I really hope this Jake guy you went on a date with treats you well, I love you” 
  • He brushes the hair from your face as he pressed his lips against yours and collapsed 


  • Zen knew going to a club was bad and dangerous but he couldn’t help himself
  • He was going to play lead in another musical but he had accidentally broken his arm 
  • Zen protested and told the director he was going to be fine but told him that it was going to be too late and that they were going to find a new actor to replace him
  • He got really depressed and with the added fact that he recently saw MC with another guy laughing like they were on a date had him on the edge all week, that was his breaking point
  • He drank and smoked and was dancing with the girls at the bar trying to embed in his mind that it was MC he was holding but he just couldn’t imagine 
  • He was never really satisfied and had enough
  • He was stumbling when he reached MC’s door, knocking on it loudly
  • “Zen what are you doing out here, it’s late”
  • When she smells the smoke and alcohol in his mouth she couldn’t help but sigh 
  • Zen leans up against the door frame, puts his hands in his pocket and stares at her
  • “I’m sorry, but I had to see you atleast once tonight”
  • She pulled him in and made him sit at his couch telling him that there was no way she was going to let him go home in this state and offered to stay at hers for the night
  • Zen was really embarassed and while MC was draping a blanket around his body she kissed his forehead and sighed
  • “I thought we already talked about your drinking and smoking habits”
  • “I know.. and im ashamed that you get to see me like this, if that Jake dude ever hurts you, come to me I- I’ll be there for you, always. I’m just sorry I can’t be the man for you with all these habits… I love you”
  • Then he softly kissed her left eye and proceeded to kiss her lips gently before completely passing out on the couch
  • MC has never been so flustered 


  • They were celebrating yet again another engagement party of Jumin’s father
  • It was in a hotel venue and Jumin was free to invite a plus one so he decided to bring MC along
  • But his spirits deflated when MC said she couldn’t go because she had a date
  • So all night he was distracted and all night he kept subconciously reaching out for wine
  • He kept checking the messenger and when they were all teasing MC about her date and that she was the first to have a lovelife he couldn’t help bit feel a pinch in his chest
  • Screw that it felt like there was something impaled at his chest 
  • He can just imagine MC and her date sharing jokes, hugging… kissing
  • His grip on the glass tightened as it spilled on his thousand dollar suit
  • Jumin excused himself from the crowd because of his embarassing display and headed straight for the washroom
  • He collided with someone on the way and was about to scold them when he saw the familiar face and his glare suddenly disappeared into a soft gaze
  • MC was there and explained that they had a dinner date here and they had just finished.
  • Jumin wrapped his arms around MC as he inhaled her scent.. her scent. Not a trace of another man, meaning they haven’t displayed those actions and so Jumin was fast to claim them
  • Trying to place his scent on her trying to mark her as his
  • Jumin then realized that he must be drunk enough for him to get this bold
  • “Jumin you smell like spilled wine” She pushed herself off of him
  • “That’s because it is, darling” He smiled fondly at her, stroking her hair
  • “Get changed” 
  • “I don’t have any spare ones, but i’ll gladly head home so you can tend to me” jumin calm down
  • “No thanks but i’d see you off to your car atleast”
  • “Sounds good to me”
  • She led him to his van and adviced driver kim that he be sent home 
  • “Thank you MC… You’d be a good wife. I hope that he treats you well but remember that I will always hold you dear to my heart. I love you”
  • He kissed the top of her head as he held her waist


  • Jaehee had been really stressed about the coffee shop that she owns with MC because she’s been out on a date while Jaehee basically suffers handling extra because of MC’s absence
  • Not to mention how cranky she has been all day, scaring customers away and often getting orders wrong
  • She has never been such a wreck until today 
  • She was on the verge of tears as she popped open a bottle of soju and drank away the sorrow of lost customers and broken hearts
  • Jaehee always had this hopeless crush on MC but seeing her with someone else really broke her
  • She suddenly started to laugh loudly to herself, her voice echoing through the empty coffee shop
  • “MC will never like a woman like me, a woman with no elegance, who’s such a stuck up while she’s out there reaching out to people and shining for them”
  • She was saying all these compliments about MC loudly 
  • And again laughed at how ridiculous the situation is 
  • So she dialed Zen’s number thinking that she could get some release by having to talk to someone about it
  • “Hey Zen, ugh im sorry to call, im just really stressed right now”
  • She started to talk about how she was too unfit for MC and afterwards started complimenting her yet again
  • “I just.. I just love her too much”
  • “Jaehee have you been drinking?”
  • She was startled when she heard a sound of a feminine voice instead of a male one though
  • Oh shit she accidentally called MC
  • She sighed through the phone 
  • “I’m sorry I didn’t get to help you today.. but look up”
  • Jaehee did and saw MC through the glass windows smiling, a phone at hands, and two cups of coffee on the other


  • The stress of previously working from an intelligence agency is greater compared to his current job but there will still be some bad days 
  • And today is one of those days
  • “You’ve been really cranky lately, what’s gotten into you?” Saeran asked as he rolled his eyes
  • Seven grunted as he continued to angrily type, muttering the words ‘date’, ‘MC’ and ‘Jake’
  • Saeran snickered as he opened a tab to a CCTV footage of her so called date
  • “Stop it, im trying to work” 
  • Seven had enough and closed the footage, allowing him to work more efficiently
  • After he had done a few assignments and Seran had gone back to his room, instead of chugging down his usual Phd Pepper he opted for the beer Zen once left when he visited
  • He was getting drunker by the minute and when he heard that someone got through his security system he was alerted
  • MC was there smiling while holding out the bag of ice cream she had bought
  • “Hey Seven! I bought you and Saeran Ice cre-”
  • “Are you stupid MC?!”
  • “W-what are you talking about?”
  • “I thought someone broke in ugh! I should’ve never given you the answers through my door”
  • “Why don’t you just stop meddling with my life! You’re so annoying, even back in the apartment you were annoying. Why can’t you just leave for one second”
  • “Fine then i’ll do you a favor and leave for more than a second, i’ll give you forever!”
  • “Suit yourself, go run away with that stupid Jake boy”
  • MC stood menacingly towards Seven
  • “Do not bring him into this”
  • “Aww little MC’s sooo inlove, yeah yeah just get out of here” Seven crossed his arms
  • MC eyes pricked with tears as she threw the ice cream at his feet
  • “That was supposed to be for you, since I knew you were stressed lately but who cares, tell Saeran I said hi… or goodbye”
  • She wiped the tears using her sleeve and quickly left the house
  • Seven tched as he picked up the Ice cream and suddenly sobbed, curling his body and running his fingers aggresively through his hair 
  • Saeran came in and was confused as to why Seven was acting like that
  • He saw the food and connected the pieces together
  • “You idiot.. MC was coming to bring you this didn’t she, what did you do”
  • Saeran held Seven’s collar, pulling him up
  • “What did you do?!?”
  • After a punch to his face, Seven tried to catch up to MC seeing as she wasn’t too far but his drunked state didn’t help but impede his running
  • When he spotted her he shouted her name at the top of his lungs not caring wether other people hear him
  • But he broke when he saw MC’s tear streakened face
  • “MC I’m sorry! I’m stupid and I’m sorry! please… I love you”
  • MC was shocked after hearing those words but still she turned around
  • ….and left
Yes. -Dan Howell smut

(A/N): Hello! So yeah this is a requested one. I didn’t expect a request this early so I’m happy af you know. So yeah, I hope you’ll enjoy this. Started of slowly, but I thought it was boring and sped things up a little bit. Btw does anyone know why I named it like this?
Trigger warnings: smut, swearing, dom!dan, hamdcuffs, master kink


It was the night before Christmas and you were really excited to see what you got from Dan. You couldn’t sleep well, because of how excited you were. You got up from the bed you share with Dan and went to the kitchen to grab some milk.

You knew that for good night’s sleep you’d need -hot- milk, but since you were too lazy (as always), you drank a cup of cold milk and went back to bed. Even though the milk wasn’t warm, you fell asleep easily.

As you opened your eyes, you remembered: it was Christmas! You jumped out of the bed and hopped to the kitchen happily to see Dan searching for his box of cereal.

“Hiii,” you said, wrapping your arms around his waist from behind, resting yout face against his back, since he was taller than you.

“Good morning, (Y/N). Do you know where my cereal is?”

You laughed.

“It’s on the table in the lounge. Phil left it there.”

He sighed, “As always,” and with that, he went to the lounge to get his cereal. You heard him cheer- there was still some cereal left in the box.

Late morning came along, and Dan, Phil and you unwrapped all presents you got for each other. You were so happy with what Phil got you (a Starbucks cup pillow *spot the basic bitch* which you really wanted). Dan gifted you a set of stickers for your laptop and a beautiful necklace. But that wasn’t everything he got you.

When Phil -finally- decided to go to bed, Dan took you to your room. On the bed, there was a present. You looked at him, surprised.

“Danta Claus was late with this one, as it arrived after lunch.”

You cringed at the Danta Claus thing, but you unwrapped the little box and slowly opened it. What you found inside was beyond your expectations.

You admited some of your kinks to Dan before, but you never told him about you kink that included handcuffs. And as they were sitting in the box, you wondered how he knew. You looked at him, as surprised as ever, and he smirked.

“Do you like them?”

You didn’t know what to say. You did like them, but at the same time, you were afraid to admit how much just the thought of him fucking you with your hands cuffed made you wet.

“I-I do,” as you got wet and aroused, you wanted him to be aroused as well, so you said “I love them, master.”

Dan’s body became tense for a brief second. He took a deep breath and exhaled slowly.

“You know what that does to me, princess. Do you really want to test my limits tonight?”

Shivers ran across your spine. He took the handcuffs out of your hand and told you to turn around and put your hands behind your back. You did exactly what Dan told you. When he put the handcuffs around your wrists, he turned you around and slightly pished you, so you sat on the bed. Before you noticed, you were laying naked, legs spread, Dan on top of you, kissing your neck, searching for your sweet spot. When he did, you let out a soft moan, almlst a small cry, and that was when Dan lost his chill. He looked at you, eyes filled with lust and a smirk on his face, he commanded you to turn around, so your face would be in the mattress and your ass up.

He took one of his long, slim fingers and shoved it into your wet core. A loud moan escaped your lips.

“Master, more, g-give me more…” you tried wiggling your ass, so that his finger would move inside of you, but he stopped your movements right away.

“Beg for it, kitten,” Dan said as he slapped your ass lightly. It stung you, but you were used to it by now.

“P-Please, master, please p-put more fingers inside o-of me..”

“Good girl.” Another finger. Dan saw what he was doing to you, so he decided to curl his fingers inside of your tight cunt.

“Yes, thank you master! Thank you!” You almost screamed when he brushed against your g-spot. You were dripping wet right now.

Dan was becoming really frustrated and impatient after a while of fingering you. He took his fingers out and let you lick them clean. He took of his pants and threw them across the room, then did the same with his boxers. He took your handcuffs of and stood next to the bed, wanting you to blow him for a while, which was your second favourite activity to do with his already hard and pulsing cock. You licked the tip teasingly and immeadiatelly started bobbing your head up and down his lengh. He gasped for air and subconsciously grabbed a chunk of your hair, slightly pulling it.

He didn’t wait long. He commanded you to get back on all four. You both loved doggy-style, as it allowed deeper penetration, which you enjoyed a lot. You did exactly what he told you -again-.

“What do you want me to do, princess?” He whispered into your ear, as he played with his cock, rubbing it against your thigh.

“Pull my h-hair, master, p-please,” you begged. You could almost hear him smirk.

“Do you remember the safe word, kitty?” he purred.

You did. It was ‘mascara’, for some reason. You were always bad with names. You told him, and he didn’t wait anymore. He grabbed your hair and pulled it so that your head was all the way back, and he slammed himself into your wettness. You wanted to scream, but you knew that Phil would wake up, so you bit your lip instead. Dan threw his head back, letting out a small sigh. He started thrusting roughly in and out, your skin slapping against his.

“Ah master, I’m cumming!” it was really early for yoi to do so, but you couldn’t help yourself. You let out a cry as you came around his cock. He groaned and pulled out, turning you around.

“Did I tell you to release?” His voice was suddenly cold and husky.

“I’m s-sorry, master… I-” he made you stop by kissing you, then biting your lower lip. Dan bit it so hard that it started bleeding. He licked the blood off of your lip and got on top of you.

“You’re. Not. Allowed. To cum. Unless. I tell you to. Got it?” Dan was seriously mad at this point, his dick pulsing above your stomach.

“Y-yes, master. Please fuck me, master,” and he did.

Dan slammed himself into your throbbing pussy. You scratched his back as he held your wrists tightly and bit your neck. You needed to cum again. But even though you begged him like a child begs for a toy, he refused.

Your walls clenched around his cock. You felt it twitching and pulsing, wanting to cum. But Dan didn’t want to cum yet. He wanted to torture you like he never did. He had a rule he never told you about- He always made you cum first, and then he cared about himself. But today, oh, today, he wanted to change things up a bit.

When he couldn’t stand it anymore, he released his sperm inside of you, making a lovebite on your collarbone. His hair was sticking to his forehead.

“You don’t get to cum again tonight.”

“What? No, please, master. Please. I need to.”

“No. You broke the rule. You’re not cumming untill I say so. Remember?” Wow. Getting bitchy about it. Nice move, Dan.

“Yes, I remember. But pleeeaaase. Please, Dan.”

He sighed and positioned himself between your legs. He ran his tongue over his lips and gently kissed your clit. You moaned and bucked your hips against his face. Suddenly, he buried his tongue inside of you and started moving his tongue violently. You bit your lip and ran your hand through his sweaty hair, which you slightly pulled on.

As he finally made you orgasm for the second time tonight, he lied next to you, wrapping his arms around you and kissing your forehead. Then, Dan fell asleep quickly, as he was more exhausted than ever.

This was the best Christmas you’ve ever celebrated.

I was very ignorant to all this hate on ishida, this is just completely and purely disgusting. I’m utterly ashamed to be apart of the western fandom. To call him “homophobic” and burn copies of the manga is already awful, but to WISH DEATH UPON HIM… This is his story, not yours. I’m truly disgusted at people who ship hidekane and are now demanding him to end his life, are you kidding me? I’m truly sorry that your ship did not become canon, but if you are one of the people tweeting him on twitter all the hate, im ashamed that you are apart of this fandom. Ishida is a real person with real feelings, just imagine how you are making him feel, this chapter was very important to him and now you’re burning his manga and telling him to die. I hope you leave this fandom and never come back…

anonymous asked:

I'm so ashamed of how long it took me to read nerve endings. i kept seeing you rec it and get messages about it and i didnt just trust your taste in everything automatically and im ashamed. you seriously have the best taste ever in fic! NE is officially my new favorite.

I’m so glad you liked it!! Thank you for the compliments omg :) <3

BTS as things my elderly co-worker says

“Im ashamed to hear you say that”

“Im not home if you’re calling”

“Thank u for shopping at the holiday inn. We’re sorry, all of our employees are currently busy”

“Do you believe in the after-life?”

“If you’ve got one good friend, that’s all you really need”

“Here’s a bag for the dooflicky-hicky”
“The garbage?”
“Haha, yea” *walks away*

*quacks like a duck immitating the cleaner squeeze bottle*

anonymous asked:

What did Damien Echols say about the AH case?

He posted the Stanhope article on FB without saying anything but then responded to people who were all like /im so ashamed of you omg you dont know what happened/ and he was all like…. lol yes i do ive witnessed this shit for years pls go away thanks

A bit more eloquently, though:

(his comment on the last one was a reply to Trysha; not the comment it actually shows the reply on.)

Message from Kid Cudi

“Its been difficult for me to find the words to what Im about to share with you because I feel ashamed. Ashamed to be a leader and hero to so many while admitting I’ve been living a lie. It took me a while to get to this place of commitment, but it is something I have to do for myself, my family, my best friend/daughter and all of you, my fans.
Yesterday I checked myself into rehab for depression and suicidal urges.
I am not at peace. I haven’t been since you’ve known me. If I didn’t come here, I wouldve done something to myself. I simply am a damaged human swimming in a pool of emotions everyday of my life. Theres a ragin violent storm inside of my heart at all times. Idk what peace feels like. Idk how to relax. My anxiety and depression have ruled my life for as long as I can remember and I never leave the house because of it. I cant make new friends because of it. I dont trust anyone because of it and Im tired of being held back in my life. I deserve to have peace. I deserve to be happy and smiling. Why not me? I guess I give so much of myself to others I forgot that I need to show myself some love too. I think I never really knew how. Im scared, im sad, I feel like I let a lot of people down and again, Im sorry. Its time I fix me. Im nervous but ima get through this.
I wont be around to promote much, but the good folks at Republic and my manager Dennis will inform you about upcoming releases. The music videos, album release date etc. The album is still on the way. Promise. I wanted to square away all the business before I got here so I could focus on my recovery.

If all goes well ill be out in time for Complexcon and ill be lookin forward to seeing you all there for high fives and hugs.

Love and light to everyone who has love for me and I am sorry if I let anyone down. I really am sorry. Ill be back, stronger, better. Reborn. I feel like shit, I feel so ashamed. Im sorry.

I love you,

Scott Mescudi”