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hamilton characters as things my teammates have said
  • alexander hamilton: wait no that was a mistake i didn't mean to pass to you- I DONT LIKE YOU
  • hercules mulligan: why do our uniforms have to be this color im crying eternally
  • john laurens: my 100 year old turtle is prettier than you
  • eliza schuyler: okay so i brought cupcakes for the other team too but i didn't know how many people they were so i brought like fifty and i dropped them on the way here
  • angelica schuyler: some kid just gave my five bucks not to score ima keep the money and score
  • peggy schuyler: WHY DOES NO ONE PASS TO ME I KNOW IM SHORT BUT IM HERE
  • king george: whatever peasants help me up you hoes
  • george washington: did your parents raise you to sit around and eat Doritos all day? doritNO
  • maria reynolds: [going up to a random stranger] do you have three bucks for the vending machine
  • philip hamilton: ew sports what is sports why do i play a sport i should've stuck to poetry - I SUCK AT THAT TOO
Fanfiction reading challenge

I have seen a lot of “book challenge for 2017″ and I thought “Hey, why we don’t have this with fanfiction???” and here we are with 101 points.

High School AU

Hogwarts AU

First Kiss  

First Time

Secret Relationship AU

Roommate AU

More than 30 chapters ff

More than 60 chapters ff

Fake relationship

A is famous, B is a fan  

Both A and B are famous  

Teacher/student AU

Stripper AU

Pure smut ff

Smut with some kinks in it (wink wink)

Jock and Nerd AU

Dancer AU (includes cheerleaders, but not strippers)

Cheating (A with B, not A on B)

Christmas ff

Kiss under mistletoe  

Summer Love  

Bad boy/girl and good student AU

Dating show  

New Years Kiss  

Cuddling  

Making out (the one that does not lead to smut tho)

Slow burn

Sloweeeeeeest burn ever (you will know the difference)

Soulmates AU – colours

Soulmates AU – tattoos/marks/names

Soulmate AU – others  

A has terrible pick up lines, B finds it annoying/adorable

Sexting/phone sex

Birthday Party

Meet Cute  

Drunk Meeting

Drunk!A had a crush on B for a long time and now alcohol is involved  

Vampires or other supernatural AU (except werewolf)

Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics AU

Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics – omega is pregnant AU

Coffeeshop AU (it just had to be here, we all know it xD)

‘We were supposed to be just fuckbuddies but feeling happened’ AU

Forced to sleep in one bed

Camping (bonus for sleeping in one tent/sleeping bag, because B forgot his/hers)

A taking care of sick B

Fluff

Fluffiest fluffy fluff that ever fluff (again: you will know the difference)

'Our friends tried to set us up, may give it a go when we are here’  

‘I thought I wasn’t gay, but hello there I may be bi now’

Teasing – like a lot of this one

Wearing each other clothes  

Competing sport teams/schools  

Competing CEO’s

Crossover ff

Blind date AU

Angst  

Heavy angst  

Cheating (not A with B, but A on B)

Break up fic

*Major character Death* - although I would recommend to avoid this one  

Jealousy

Childhood friends  

A is in a toxic relationship/after break up and B helps to heal broken heart  

One of them is a Doctor/Police Officer/Lawyer and that’s how they met  

Crack fic

'I thought feelings are long gone but then I saw you again after years, and yep, its still here’

Assassin/Murderer/Criminal AU

A is a Demon/ghost/vampire and B is not amused  

Disney AU

Song fic

Letters/postcards

Forced to work together

Foster siblings AU

A and B are soldiers and met at war/training  

A is afraid of something (probably storm) and B calms them down

'5 times when… and 1 when…’

Superheroes AU  

Superpowers AU (different than superheroes)

'So you are my best friend’s date? Shit’

'We had sex before and now we are forced to work together/be around each other’

Soulmates AU Angst

Boss/employee situation

'I accidently found/text wrong number and its you and oh we know each other in real life’

Genderswap AU

Best friends to lovers  

Different Era AU  

A has a obvious crush on B and B is clueless

Co-workers AU

Proposal  

Marriage  

Kids – expecting/adopting

Kids – toddlers problems  

Kids – first date and 'what if he will hurt our daughter?!’

Telling to kids how they met  

Coming out to families  

Space AU  

DRAGONS AU (im sorry)

Kings/Queens AU

Fic that had amazing description but is shitty as hell  

Total multifandom fic with this couple in it

A and B are old and together and looking at their past with nostalgia

BTS ARE LITERALLY THE ONLY KPOP ARTIST ON THIS CHART. Like it’s so fucking amazing to see their names up there with huge American artists who have had a lot of exposure in America and Europe and then see our boys who’ve been brought to fame by just the sheer power of Armies not fucking taking shit and never underestimating them. They are literally on the path to such great success and I for reals could not be prouder. They worked so hard for this moment and no one can say shit to them. IM SO GLAD I STAN KINGS!

This is the full list of Artists on the chart:
1. Divide (Ed Sheeran) – 3,626,000 sales
2. Starboy (The Weeknd) – 1,202,000 sales
3. 24k Magic (Bruno Mars) – 1,087,000 sales
4. More Life (Drake) – 1,021,000 sales
5. La La Land (soundtrack) – 941,000 sales
6. Moana (soundtrack) – 796,000 sales
7. Human (Rag’n’Bone Man) – 777,000 sales
8. Hardwired To Self-Destruct (Metallica) – 735,000 sales
9. 25 (Adele) – 729,000 sales
10. Thumbnail (AKB48) – 634,000 sales
11. Culture (Migos) – 624,000 sales
12. Fifty Shades Darker (soundtrack) – 586,000 sales
13. Encore (back number) – 578,000 sales
14. Wings: You Never Walk Alone (BTS) – 565,000 sales
15. Trolls (soundtrack) – 560,000 sales
16. X (Ed Sheeran) – 547,000 sales
17. Blurry Face (twenty one pilots) – 513,000 sales
18. Views (Drake) – 509,000 sales
19. I Decided (BIG SEAN) – 499,000 sales
20. Blue And Lonesome (The Rolling Stones) – 493,000 sales

Never forget y'all
DREAMWORK MAKES THE TEAM WORK!

4

so i started testosterone yesterday and i feel so much more confident already, just knowing that I’m going to grow into he body I know i belong in, the body im comfortable in.

god can you imagine the conversation otabek and yuri had while trying to come up with a show name for yuri

“ok ok ok ok i got it beka what about……….. YURI ON DARKNESS ISNT THAT COOL”
“it’s very cool, yura. i’d love to see it.”
“RIGHT! RIGHT!!! LOOK OUT VIKTOR”

“if i can suggest something, what about yuri on tiger? it’s perfect for you.”
“OH MY GOD YES??? THATS EVEN COOLER??? I CAN SKATE WITH THE TIGERS OMG BEKA U GENIUS”

“yuri on galaxy?”
“HAH YES!! IF JJ THINKS HE’S THE KING OF THE WORLD THEN IM KING OF THE GALAXY HAHA SUCK IT”

“okay, i’ve got it. ‘me vs generation.’“
“THAT SOUNDS SO COOL!! ME VS THE WORLD!!!! YEA THATS SUPER COOL WRITE IT DOWN”

they go on for hours

the list ends up 10 pages long

what they say: i’m fine
what they mean: if i could fly, i’d be coming right back home to you i think i might give up everything, just ask me to pay attention, i hope that you listen ‘cause i let my guard down right now i’m completely defenseless for your eyes only, i’ll show you my heart for when you’re lonely and forget who you are i’m missing half of me when we’re apart now you know me, for your eyes only, for your eyes only i’ve got scars even though they can’t always be seen and pain gets hard, but now you’re here and i don’t feel a thing pay attention, i hope that you listen ‘cause i let my guard down right now i’m completely defenseless for your eyes only, i’ll show you my heart for when you’re lonely and forget who you are i’m missing half of me when we’re apart now you know me, for your eyes only for your eyes only i can feel your heart inside of mine, i feel it, i feel it i’ve been going out of my mind, i feel it, i feel it know that i’m just wasting time and i hope that you don’t run from me for your eyes only, i’ll show you my heart for when you’re lonely and forget who you are i’m missing half for me when we’re apart now you know me, for your eyes only for your eyes only, i’ll show you my heart for when you’re lonely and forget who you are i’m missing half for me when we’re apart now you know me, for your eyes only, for your eyes only, for your eyes only

exo legitimately transcends human expectation with their accomplishments like can you imagine how GOOD they must feel?? how proud they are?? no one will be able to predict what they do next because they keep pushing what should be a glass ceiling higher and higher…theyre going to be written down in history and cemented in the asian music industry and literally nothing anyone says or does can take away the magnitude of their career thus far, everything they touch turns to gold im here for kings

never forget when the king of china snatched everyones wig