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hey taylorswift!!!! me and my best friend ashley are gonna be at the July 24th gillette show!!!! we managed to get bstage pit which is honestly a dream come true :) you’ll probably strut by us screaming and dancing like maniacs while tears stream down my face. we also made matching tank tops and tried to imitate the album cover which… we made! an effort! okay! im so excited that i wont be able to sleep the next few nights. you probably dont remember but you liked my birthday post back on april 8th and completely made my life lmao so thank you for the best birthday present ever!  i love you so so so so much and im praying that you drip some sweat on me at the show!!!!!! see you friday taylor!!

all the love,

haley teylaswift 

SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME THAT MY BONG WASN’T WAY FUCKING COOLER THAN YOURS.
BAH, THAT’S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE, I HAVE THE COOLEST BONGS OF ALL THE BONGS IN BONGWORLD, EVER. 

MY BONG IS THE ONE BONG TO RULE THEM ALL AND THE ONE BONG TO FIND THEM, ONE BONG TO BRING THEM ALL AND IN THE DARKNESS FUCKING BIND THEM BITCHES.

im just filled to the brim with schizotypy! im dripping with it! it envelops my entire being! it solidifies around me! ahhhhhhhhhh

anonymous asked:

I want you to come home to me making dinner naked. You're going to slip your zipper down and slide into me until Im dripping down my legs and screaming your name into the counter. Then I'll serve you your food, and for dessert I'll be giving you a nice big blowjob. And in the end we'll be laying on the couch in comfy pjs watching movies or playing video games

be mine

ok but fat people cant EVER cosplay skinny people without getting called horrible names so excuse me if im not exactly dripping with sympathy for skinny people who choose to cosplay fat characters and then get criticism for it

  { ; meme }


  “ Ahh, ahh, Im here for you, open up your eyes                                                                Don’t look away, Im dripping down from the fangs,                                                      When I hear your name I feel the pain, —— 

                         “ Ah!…….”

                                               Shit…

  How long had he been standing there?, The inexperienced kunoich was starled at the presence of Shredder—- would he say anything? Hopefully not, pulling her scarf up, she cleared her throat inaudably. Be more careful, Rin told herself.

                                                                      master-of-the-foot

Im not your daughter, im your niece.

why can’t I have a worry-free life? why can’t I do what I love in peace. why is it that whenever im walking across a rope of life happily, it always has to be cut by your knife. im not your daughter, im your niece. these tears dripping down my cheek are because of you. because of your unjust thoughts, im a broken piece. the one whom I love so deerly is going to be gone on your cue. I’m not your daughter, im your niece. for once I think everything is going my way, as i stroll across a rope of life. but it’s all a tease the second you whip out your knife. im not your daughter, im your niece. why can’t I have a worry-free life?