im a loser with no friends

anonymous asked:

i didnt know queen tumblr was a thing im so happy i love them so much!!! what are some of your favorite queen blogs? hope you have a gr8 day!!

oh fuck!!!!!!! oh fuck im getting given an opportunity to publically

thank u so much anon

HELLA HUMANS LIST (warning: fucking long)

MOST VALID QUEEN BLOG: @operaces

ugh i got this and i clicked it and it opened into a link on someone’s blog but i didnt click the second link so i think im fine….??? am i??? tumblr friends help me. also if you get this message IGNORE IT!! i just saw that and said WHO IS FUCKING CALLING ME A LOSER WHO WHO WHO. and now i am paying the price. not really because i dont think i got hacked. but tell me if you think i did . thank you.

unpopular men are just as likely to be predators because what power they dont have in being stereotypically masculine or having a wide circle of friends/fans they make up for with their victim complex and ability to use pity as a tool for emotional manipulation. im never going to feel even the slightest bit of empathy for dweebs and losers and otherwise socially ostracized dudes if theyve ever in their lives been sexually predatory. sorry!

things ive noticed about the signs // harsh advice

aries: they’re just here for the fun of it. fucking hilarious, but usually in their own way, so they’re funny to just themselves and their close friends. wants to be more independent than they are. shitty drivers. dont have much of a filter. extremely adept at overcoming life’s bullshit, mainly because they do not have time for this. quick thinkers. // learn how to own up to the shitty things you do everyone is sick and tired of calling you out just apologize and be done with it

taurus: able to adapt to new environments. hard workers. good at everything they try. not always trusting of or open to new friends, but when they care about someone, steadfast doesn’t even begin to cover it. they aren’t going anywhere. // i swear to fucking christ if i catch you shit talking yourself one more time im gonna punch you in the throat(in a friendly loving way)

gemini: whether they’re an introvert or an extrovert, they know how to talk to people and make friends easily. 95% of people have a crush on them at some point solely for their magnetic personality. is a giant fucking loser but somehow pulls it off. makes good grilled cheese sandwiches. doesn’t really want to be the team leader, as they have a better view from the back, but they’re pretty good leaders. // if you make one more shitty pun im going to check you into a wall

cancer: fluid personality, often shifting quickly from sensitive to uncaring. they want to feel safe, whether this is emotionally, romantically, or financially. they love surprising people with gifts. they have a laugh that you can never forget. open about their feelings. if they love you, you will know. smarter than they’re given credit for. // for the last time, your day was not ruined because you stubbed your toe please calm down and quit crying

leo: they soak up all the attention within a 5 mile radius of wherever they happen to be standing. they want to succeed and be recognized for their achievements, but they would never think of dragging anyone down with them. positive and creative thinkers. persistent. weirdly flexible. natural leaders. when they speak, people listen, partially out of respect but also because leos are naturally likable. // QUIT YELLING AT PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING THEIR BEST!!!step in someone else’s shoes for fucking once, goddamn

virgo: contrary to popular belief, not actually that excited about school. their room is generally a mess but like, theres one part of it that always has to be clean. they like to make friends, they like to be liked, but they know when thats not an option, and they will not hesitate to cut someone off to protect themselves. if you’re a virgo with a resting bitch face, i am so sorry and i understand. me too. // WHY DO U DO THAT THING WHERE U THINK UR BETTER THAN EVERYONE???U AINT BITCH THE FUCK

libra: ambitious. sometimes seen as shallow but theres often a lot more hidden under the surface. charming when they want to be. one of the funniest people you know, but you dont realize it until they’re mad at you. also, their anger is terrifying so watch your back. if they make a mistake, please just forgive them, because chances are they’re beating themselves up about it. like a lot. make great brownies. // YOU GET PISSY ABOUT THE LITTLEST THINGS. SHUT UP

scorpio: love making other people happy. sometimes manipulative, but a lot of times by accident. spend all of their energy worrying about others, but never themselves, and then some. loyal to the last breath. weirdly good at dancing. always a little bit confused about whats going on but pretends to know whats going on so they look smarter. compassionate. they love new beginnings, clean slates, and fresh starts. // stop dancing around what you wanna say and fuckin SAY IT

sagittarius: adventurous. just because they’re quiet doesn’t mean they’re shy. bad at listening to others sometimes, but they’re doing their best, really. curious. not bothered by a lot. probably would marry a good glass of chocolate milk. tries to be optimistic in most situations, but if they start crying just let them get it out okay they need a good solid cry rn. big hearts. sometimes nosey. want to make a difference in the world and to the people around them. // i have called your name three times you piece of shit PAY ATTENTION STOP ZONING OUT THIS IS IMPORTANT

capricorn: witty and self-depricating. loyal friends but bad at texting back. they dont shit talk people often, but when they do, its because that person is really, really awful. probably a fucking weeb. if they aren’t, then they’re a furry. if they aren’t either of those, then they’re lying. down to earth(literally, they’re an earth sign). they will kick your ass at cards against humanity. accept that they are funnier than you and move on. great hair. // you’re a passive aggressive little shit and you know it

aquarius: independent. talk when they’re nervous. excellent liars, but also brutally honest. alien fuckers. EXTREMELY perceptive, often seeing things you didn’t want them to, or that you thought you had hidden well. organized. probably runs an aesthetic blog. the only people that can lie to them are themselves. hate feeling dragged down by others. // QUIT FUCKING COMPLAINING ABOUT TINY SHIT LIKE PEOPLE NOT GOING FAST ENOUGH WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN!!!!SOME PEOPLE ARENT ALWAYS HAVING A GOOD DAY OKAY

pisces: resilient. always wants to stay busy. honestly some of the sweetest people ive ever met, occasionally a bit misunderstood. obsessive. emotional, which sometimes pulls them in confusing directions. determined to get what they want. the supportive friend that just needs a hug. whatever skills they have, they’re just naturally talented. tries to be mysterious, usually ends up tripping over their own feet. // you’re some of the worst procrastinators of all time get your shit together buddy

The Signs as Eddie being iconic in the movie

Aries: “Are these birth control pills?” “Yeah, I’m saving them for your sister”

Taurus: You kept me locked up in this hellhole and made me turn my back on my friends! I’m sorry, but I’m going!

Gemini: They’re gazebos, Mom! Theyre bullshit!

Cancer: How do you amputate a waist?

Leo: *changes Loser to Lover on cast*

Virgo: *gets thrown up on* IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU

Libra: That’s greywater. You’re splashing around in gallons of Derry pee

Scorpio: *intense gagging every other scene*

Sagittarius: there’s a kid outside and he looks like he died

Capricorn: have you ever heard of a staph infection?!

Aquarius: get me my bifocals, they’re in my second fanny pack

Pisces: DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME

eddie as a youtuber

- honestly my boys channel blows up

- he does a variety of different videos so there’s something for everyone

- he vlogs a lot too bc the internet loves his losers

- he once vlogged an entire trip to walmart with the losers bc it was literally mayhem

- he once did a ‘my best friend does my make up’ and bev went all out, everyone screamed bc eddie looked great

- eddie rants a lot as well, it can be anything from an annoying experience at a shop to discrimination etc

- richie is featured in a shit ton of his videos and everyones like ‘um are they dating or what’

- one time eddie’s live-streaming on insta and richie just walks by in his boxers

- ‘richie put some pants on im live to 50,000 people’

- ‘sorry babe i just wanted chips’

- everyone knows they’re dating now

- just my boy having an amazing channel and living his best life with his boyfriend and his best friends

When Ned was first introduced, I was worried that Peter would like, ya know, be embarrassed of his nerdy friend and just one of those stereotypical moments, but no. That did not happen – Peter turned to him and just said it was awesome, just as excited as his friend, when clearly there were back ground people judging them and Peter even knew, glanced at them but??? he was like, ‘ppl think we’re nerdy losers, but who the fuck cares, my bff is awesome, bless him’ “YEAH? THAT’S AWESOME.”

@lordzuuko as you can tell i watched it and im having feels jdsakldjaslkdla

The Avengers As Things I Heard In School Today

Tony: I slept like 5 minutes last night but then I drank like five cups of coffee so if I die today don’t worry I’m probably just sleeping. Probably.

Thor: I swear to god I love storms so much. Look at that lightning. MmmmMM. That’s hot.

Bruce: hahaha lightning’s literally hot did you know that? science fact of the day.

Steve: america’s going through a hard time right now but i live here so its okay.

Clint: sometimes i think about how i’m a third wheel even though i don’t even have enough friends for any of them to be dating hahahahah

Natasha: *softy, every five minutes* fite me you puny weak ass bitch ill destroy you an steal all your secrets i may or may not be a spy

Wanda: bitch that’s not food what are you doING

Vision: I don’t get these memes. Someone exPLAIN pleA S e.

Sam: The passowrd is cAW CAW MOTHERUF UC K

Rhodey: my friends are loser s but thats okay because im secretly cool alright guys

Peter P: im not a child how dare you speak to me like one okay now im going to drink this milk angrily please never talk to me again,,, jk jk please talk to me i need attention

Pepper: whomst the fuck?? hurt my hubby?? im afraid im goig to blast ur ass to space.

A Lot of Very Important things i noticed about the new video:

  • all the names they called thomas at the start omg
  • They’er wearing sweaters i am complete
  • romAN’S REACTION TO VIRGIL IN HIS SWEATER THAT WAS SO CUTE OMG
  • Logan and Patton at the same time “I’d say mine is rather toasty. “*GASP* DAD JOKE??” “NEVER.. intentionally” “sureee”
  • Virgil’s sweater paws ahhhh
  • “Our first christmas with Virgil” ….   :’ ) im fine
  • Patton cannot catch and i love him
  • “ughh im not bitter”
  • Virgil nervous tapping 
  • “Alright boys, lets! Get! Festive!”
  • THEY ARE ALL!! IN!! THE SAME!! FRAME!! AHHH
  • Patton still says quack
  • “Is this some sort of punishment for something?”
  • “Seven slights at Virgil :)”
  • “The kids love it, incredible-” “…?” “Incredible sulk!”
  • “Fiveee ruined kids films!” “paTTON”
  • AND VIRGILS SMILE!! RIGHT AFTER THAT IM CRYING HES ADORABLE, HE LAUGHED HELP ME IM SO HAPPY I WANT TO REWATCH THAT OVER AND OVER SO I WILL
  • Logan’s like pointing? what was that?? a dance??? nerd
  • “five second cookies” AND VIRGILS SMILE AGAIN
  • “You jerks!”
  • “Are you trying to rap??” “i do not like to sing.”
  • “Come on Virgil, you can do it!”
  • “five FALSEHOODS!!!” help im dying hes so loud kjhgfdsdfgh
  • logan honey dabbing isnt cool anymore please stop
  • logan holy shIT BOY WHY DONT YOU SING MORE IM SHOOK
  • Also Patton and Roman looked so delighted omg same
  • “I don’t know much about humour but-”
  • Roman literally what is going on why r you so stressed boi chill
  • “Alright, it wasn’t…. goood?”  “idontlikeyou :( ”
  • magic pen
  • “And an emo who’s now our best friend” IM NOT CRYING SHH
  • “awww you love us, shut up.”
  • “I don’t know who the true love in that song was, was it Thomas?” “It’s not important.”  O.o ???
  • “….yeah, thats totally what I meant,,, merry christmas everyone!!”
  • “And hopefully not visions of your naked aunt pattiy” BITCH WHAT
  • Don’t u dare destruct on thomas’ creations bc ill fight
  • Patton’s so loud and excited what a pure boy
  • ROMAN YOU ARE INCREDIBLE YOU WROTE A WHOLE 400 PAGE PLAY IM SO
  • God patton is so fricking adorable
  • ROMAN EW YOU FREAKING LOSER OMG ILYSM BUT ARE YOU EATING PASTA WITH YOUR BARE HANDS WTF WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS LMAO
  • Virgil my anxious bby :( <3
  • AHHHH NOW THEYVE BOTH GIVEN EACH OTHER A CARD ALSO A MISLEADING COMPLIMENT WHAT A GOOD DAY
  • They’re all so cute
  • “Dad joke” “aw shi-”
  • i love this video with every fibre of my being

im sorry but sierra burgess is a loser is literally the worst movie. sierra suffered no consequences for her incredibly terrible actions and all she had to do was write a stupid song for everyone to forgive her. not only did she lie to jamey the entire time, she literally kissed him when he didnt even know who she was and had his eyes closed. then she leaked pictures of veronica knowing it would hurt her. she apologized for none of this and still gets everything she wants in the end like lmao ok

THE LOSERS CLUB (AND BOWERS GANG) AS THINGS MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID

pennywise: i don’t hate children i just prefer they’d choke on their own spit

greta: Stank Ass Bitch !! Don’t Know Her

patrick: doesn’t every one like being choked? what a normie

henry: i’m not racist i just don’t like clowns

victor: if i stay quiet the kids won’t know im gay

mike: I wish we weren’t friends because you make me want to do dumb things like care about your wellbeing when I could be minding my own business.

ben: DIANA ROSS IS ICONIC AND I WILL NOT LIVE FOR THIS SECONDHAND SLANDER ELIJAH

eddie: i left my doctor for another doctor and it turns out they’re twins and

stan: These Fake Jews are worse then Fake News

richie: b a savage (prounounounced sah-vah-juh)

bill: not to be dramatic or anything but i would die for you

bev: sometimes you just need to fight a binch and thos are the #facts

georgie: i’m nine and i see this

I’m taking applications

For anyone who wants to be my friend.

-Must tolerate memes, gifs, or anything else I find entertaining.

-Must enjoy humorous things.

-Being obsessed with Supernatural and/or Teen Wolf is a plus.

-Must be able to tolerate the fact that I’m a nerd/dork/geek/loser for Dylan O’Brien.

-I require A LOT of attention but not too much attention. I’m kinda like a cat. Give me loves but don’t go overboard. Also, don’t touch my belly.

Reasons to be my friend:

-I’m loyal and will fight anyone who hurts you.

-I’m funny sometimes.

-I have no life so I’ll be there for you no matter what time it is.

-I offer amazing advice that I don’t know how to follow.

-Kittens.

*Limited time offer.

*Restrictions apply.

*Offer ends soon.

*Send message for details.