im winston

Honest to god Wade is me

the gang @ the mall - hcs

requested by ponybboy!!

  • immediate fuckery 
    • thanks to soda, steve, and two
  • steve notices….the indoor fountain
    • “hey soda look this place has an indoor pool”
    • two would deadass climb in and yell "HOLY SHIT SODA GET IN HERE”
    • and when SODA climbs in:  "NOW ITS A FUCKING SODA FOUNTAIN"
    • “AND IT HAS MONEY IN IT???? COOL”
  • darry knows that bringing all the boys here together was a bad idea
    • homie just needs to shop for the house
    • and tbh?? somethin special just for himself like a new shirt or working boots or something
    • “GET THE FUCK OUT THE FOUNTAIN STEVE”
    • “ AND SODA DONT U DARE”
    • “TWO PUT UR FUCKING SHIRT BACK ON OR SO GOD FUUCKING HELP ME”
    • “i can’t take you guys ANYWHERE”
  • i know that darry FUCKING LOVES j.c. penney, target, macy’s and home depot (but since home depot is not at the mall, they have to make a stop after they leave the mall)
    • “THERE IS A SALE ON IN MACYS IN THE HOMEWARE SECTION AND WE ARE NOT GONNA MISS IT" 
    • “THE FUCKING SALE IS OVER IN TEN MINUTES AND IM NOT MISSING OUT ON BUYING A NEW BLENDER FOR A GOOD DEAL OF 15 DOLLARS JUST BECAUSE U WANT TO SPEND UR TIME BUYING THOSE FUGLY ASS PRETZELS FROM THAT FOODCART”
  • pony and johnny, at first, are sword fighting with tubes of wrapping paper at target
    • this is while darry’s buying stuff for the house at home that seems to magically disappear when all the boys are at the curtis house simultaneously….. like sofa cushions???? 
    • he doesnt know where they go or who takes them
    • but he knows it’s annoying as fuck
  • soda?? american eagle, express, j crew (if darry lets him)
    • stocking up on ALL the high quality flannels
    • STEVE WOULD KNOCK ON THE WRONG FUCKIG DOOR TO THE DRESSING ROOM THINKING IT WAS SODA
  • if u leave stevepop alone, there’s a possibility that steve will drag soda to old navy, gap and target 
    • they’re probably building a paper towel fort in target
    • and they try to stay overnight
    • and everyone’s looking for them frantically
  • dally……doesnt give a fuck
    • kinda like darry?? as long as it’s cheap n practical
    • has this unexplainable soft spot for hot topic
  • two is just hangin at the foodcourt at first
    • then he’s probably chilling at the store that presses the customizable shirts
    • unashamedly bought the “thug life? drop the t and get over here” t shirt
    • also unashamedly bought a “i like the sound you make when you shut up shirt”
    • “darry every time i wear this just know it’s directed towards you”
    • “which one?”
    • “that’s for u to decide”
    • “pls don’t hug me”
  • bath and bodyworks??? yankee candle??? JOHNNY
    • JOHNNY JOHNNY JOHNNY 
  • dally? shOPLIFTING & fuckn sleeping on the display mattresses
    • after they get out the mall and get home johnny’s like
    • “dally why does ur jacket look like that?”
    • *opens jacket onto kitchen table*
    • *17 candles roll out*
    • “I WAS STOCKING UP ON WINTER CANDY APPLE OKAY??? ITS OUT OF SEASON ITS NOT LIKE THEYLL MISS THEM”
    • “DAL WHY”
    • “U SAID U LIKED THESE SCENTS AND FOR ME TO HOLD ONTO THEM”
    • “YES MEANING ILL DECIDE WHETHER I WANNA GET THEM LATER”
    • “DO U WANT THESE OR NOT”
  • pony…. my dear boy…. he’s either deal-hunting in macy’s with good ol darry
    • or he’s shopping at aeropostale or a&f
    • and making hour long stops at hot topic
  • two is SLIDING DOWN the escalator that goes down
    • and soda is touching the hands of the people going down as he goes up
    • two gets a shoelace stuck in the fucking escalator
  • how much do u wanna bet
    • that they accidentally leave pony behind
    • like they’re all in the car, ready to go, bags in the trunk
    • and then soda & johnny finally say something
    • “wait”
    • “where’s pony”
The gang as texts I've sent to ppl
  • Ponyboy: stop cyberbullying me you actual gay
  • Sodapop: I threw up last week and it had like 3 buttons in it and I don't think I've slept straight since
  • Darry: I'm so,,, tired but fuk all of u I'm staying awake
  • Johnny: DON'T FUCKING YELL AT ME IM DELICATE AND FRAGILE YOU DICKFACED HOE
  • Dally: what the fuck is a health I only know Twinkies and depression
  • Steve: stop being a little bitch and love me god damn it
  • Two-bit: I JUST NUTTED IN 53828473 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES
  • + Cherry: what's poppin, hoes, just got back from crying and doing drugs