My dwarf fortress adventure mode experience so far:
Im a weasel woman. Spawned in a fortress, got lost for 6 hours.
Random dwarves would come up to tell me how much they enjoyed an argument they just had, but no one would join my quest
Except a goblin diagnostician and a human fighting lady
Stole oversized clothes, pig cheeses and 40 wine.
Finally escape but becauae i stole stuff, i cant fast travel
immeadiately get lost in the mountains.
try to share wine with goblin. He refuses to give it back and we squabble, eventually i trade him a dagger a gem and a lobster for it. Oh, awkward, i was carrying goblin teeth…
We travel for ages, lost once again, unable to find a fort.
I attack a wolverine and the goblin ignores the dagger i gave him to WHACK the animal with A LOBSTER
and injures it
Finally i lick the blood off my everything and carry on
There are a lot of HCs about the RFA getting jealous of someone flirting with MC but how about how RFA reacts when MC gets a little possessive when someone flirts with them right in front of MC?
• she fake smile and laughs but is screaming on the inside
• interrogates the other person
• gets really touchy with Him, which he doesnt mind
• keeps trying to pull him away from that person
• “Yeah, BABE, Lets go!”
• SUPER passive aggressive
• scathing laugh
• instantly does not like the person
• feely feely FEELY
• always touching him
• calls him a lot of pet names
• will not hesitate to smooch zen then and there
• basically a war
• keeps dropping hints there are dating
• holds her hand the whole time
• goes on and on about how great Jaehee is and how shes so lucky to be dating her
• tells them about Jaehee just yo brag about how close they are
• “Jaehee’s just so beautiful and smart; im so lucky she LOVES me!!”
• she gets used to girls flirting w him for his money and looks, but she is not happy about it
• the minute they get too close, claws come out
• will talk for him just so the girls cant talk to him
• Jumin once told her he thought it was cute and she got v embarrassed
• “pfft, well maybe i wouldnt have to get jealous if SOMEBODY told them to STOP”
• she worked hard to get Seven to let her in in so she’ll be damned before another person thinks they can weasel im too
• straight up ice cold
• one time he was dressed as a girl, and a guy tried to get handsy, And Mc got this close to losing it
• glare is full force and she pouts
• eventually the girls give up
That really hit me in the feels. For a second, I was like DON'T LEAVE DIRK BEHIND and then I saw the bonus ending and THANK GOD for that. Haha Sunny you may not be Satan but you definitely are a troll.
you little weasel im crying from your lyricstuck ahh. that song hits me
with feels from personal experience, nostalgia, and combined with your
wonderful art AND dirkjake? i am now a mess on my floor, i have
unsuccessfully punched away my feelings ;-;
OH MY GOD SUNNY I AM CRYING. THERE ARE TEARS POURING DOWN MY CHEEKS RN. WHY ARE YOU SO BRILLIANT YET SO EVILLLL
You’ve managed to absolutely destroy my heart with that lyricstuck but
ya know its cool I’m only drowning in my own tears thanks sunny I love
you but you hurt my heart sometimes
You posted the Lyricstuck the same day as Homestuck updated whAT IS THIS COSMIC MADNESS?!