im trying to be funny and im sorry

shmadas  asked:

do you have to do anything special for mat's ending?? i romanced him and all i got was a "hey i'd rather us be friends lol" at the end of the game and im honestly so sad I JUST WANNA LOVE MY BOY

PFFT OKAY IM SORRY THATS JUST SO FUNNY TO ME BC I JUST HAD FUN WITH IT I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE YOU COULD GET DIFFERENT ENDINGS UNTIL PEOPLE CAME TO ME ASKING

so basically i did mats first two dates and got an A and a B on the first and second dates respectively, then when i tried to go on the third it was like “do you want this guy to be your dream daddy” and i panicked and just decided to go on two dates with every other dad from there and im pretty sure that’s what triggered it bc he appears on a LOT of dates that you go on and you have a chance to talk to him and get responses as if you were on a date with him - i even got the super good response thing with the hearts and eggplants with HIM while i was at a bake sale with JOSEPH lmao (im not sure if ranks matter, i got a couple of C ranked dates with craig and two s rank dates with brian and hugo so i dont think they have an effect on how mat perceives you)

but yeah so i went on two dates with mat, then two dates with every other dad (robert didn’t matter, i hooked up with him and had two “dates” of him ignoring me then wanting to hook up and me saying “go to bed” lol) and THEN i went with mat’s third date and from there i got his good ending and bud i have to say it was adorable

but yeah, i hope that helped! you don’t have to get S rank dates, just go around dating other dads and hope he appears so yall can talk even more i guess? i’m not entirely sure what i did that triggered the ending but im sure dating the other dads had something to do with it.

Things My GF Says In Her Very Sleepy State

it’s gonna fall over..Gotta move the milk… the one in the fridge… I thought you said we were out of milk? Does this mean i can’t walk anymore?

I gotta find the story… find spiderman..

Are they gonna finish spacejam?

Faster roosters

Random sandwiches

●*i’m rubbing her thigh* is that a rotisserie?

● *she looks in my direction*

i’m sorry

*rolls over* (this happens at least once a night…what a true canadian)

●*she moves to where she’s close to the edge of the bed, i try to wake her* “hey… do you wanna move back over here? I dont want you falling off the bed.”

Why not?

“Cuz it’ll hurt”

But i had some milk.. (she was real fixated on that damn milk lmao)

●*she caresses my face* are we out of pineapples?

“No we have plenty”

We’re out of fruit?? Do we have enough fruit?

“Yes actually we have so much idk what to do omg”

Are you in charge?

“Yes”

Are you sure you know what you’re doing?

“Yes, now shhh, lemme take care of it”

musicals ft. summaries

Phantom of The Opera: gross goth guy lives beneath sewer and writes an opera

Natasha, Pierre and The Great Comet of 1812: seriously who the fuck writes an electropop opera about a 1200 page russian novel

Hamilton: seriously who the fuck writes a hip hop musical about alexander fucking hamilton

Zombie Prom: you know, taking your dead ex-boyfriend to prom may have seemed like a good idea in theory but im not sure anymore

In The Heights: somehow humorous and depressing all at the same time, also gay

Lizzie the Musical: okay im not kidding this time who the fuck writes a musical about lizzie fucking borden

Heathers the Musical: dating creepy guys in trench coats is probably a bad idea

Carrie the Musical: if you make fun of someone for getting their period, you’re in for a big surprise buddy

Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson: who the actual fuck comes up with the idea to write a musical about the seventh president of the usa

Wicked: green gay meets pink gay and it’s pretty gay

Ghost Quartet: who the fuck comes up with this shit though

Les Misérables: emotional pain feat. gay revolutionaries

Spring Awakening: not explaining puberty to sexually frustrated teenagers is probably a bad idea

Waitress: deep shit blueberry pie and overly lovable characters

21 Chump Street: drugs are not the way to a woman’s heart, apparently

Sweeney Todd: okay no seriously who the everliving fuck comes up with this shit

Love Never Dies: i don’t have any funny joke for this lnd just sucks

CATS: i mean i guess writing a musical about cats may have seemed like a good idea in theory

Starlight Express: what the fuck alw

8

remember the ol days when those wooden rubber band guns were all the rage ? cryo doesnt cause hes not hip with the kids.

of course, medic thinks hes an idiot

white: gets anon about being white
white: oh i. i don’t know how to answer this sorry. sorry uwu im too soft for this. could any of u pocs help me out im so soft and helpless… i cant answer this oopsy woopsy. oh welp ! sorry i just cant answer this :3 im too sof and smol u see. im just too much of a soft pure smol bean to answer this and ur dirty and scary :3 sorry anon

anonymous asked:

If nO hOnEyMuStArD hOw AbOuT cHeRrYbErRy b0i

Y’all honestly, please stop asking about ships please

did anyone listen to that BGA song??? WHY IS IT SO IRONICALLY LEGIT???

I STAN THEM GUYS SORRY BEHIND THE SCENES GUYS BGA IS LIFE NOW

If the Mega Man X cast met the Classics
  • Zero: Wow X seems to be having so much fun with his older siblings. Makes me wonder how my older brother's like.
  • Axl: Ha he's probably just like you! Quiet, too serious, cool under pressure-
  • Bass: *breaks down Dr. Light's wall*
  • Bass: hEY BITCHES I'M READY TO FUCKING FIGHT LET'S GO WHERE'S MEGA MAN
  • X and Rock: *screams
  • Zero: ...
  • Axl: *falls on the floor laughing* aMAZING