IM SCREAMING so I had a conversation with a coworker about TLJ and like. Casual conversation about Star Wars is always kind of like. “Oh yes I enjoy those movies a Normal Amount and definitely haven’t spent the last two years engrossed in pornographic fan content of them or anything” but ANYWAYS.
Hux came up at one point, and this guy, this guy who has NO IDEA what shipping is or that a kinky as fuck subfandom exists, looks at me and says “Oh, Hux? Dude, that guy totally masturbates to the thought of killing Kylo Ren.” And I just. I just couldn’t help myself I burst out laughing like. HE THINKS HES JOKING he thinks this is A Joke but he has NO IDEA that that is LITERALLY THE SHIP. He goes on like “the two of them have hate boners for each other” AND I JUST. THIS GUY HAS NO IDEA THAT HE JUST LITERALLY DESCRIBED THE ESSENCE OF KYLUX WTF
Im feeling like shit and Ozqrow is literally my number one OTP out of everything I’ve ever shipped ever so I’m gonna spew some stupid headcanons here we go
-Sometimes when schools on break or out (idk if they have summer breaks or not *shrug*) they’ll go on missions together
-but its like, so easy for them cause they’re such A+ fighters its like some cheesy date
-joking and laughing and running around killing grimm, totally the perfect date
-sleepy, morning time Ozpin is best Ozpin because hes v cute and isnt wearing his glasses and his hair is messy and hes just squinting into his coffee cup and Qrow loves it all
-Qrow is big and strong and much broader shouldered/broader chested than Oz and thus easily completely envelopes him in hugs and during snuggles
-Qrow is such a teddy bear when laying around, he just wants to snuggle
-Ozpin keeps trying to work but Qrow is whining because he wants snuggle-time dammit!
-listen, listen, Ozpin, this old man, he acts all mysterious and serious and stuff but… but you havent LIVED until you’ve seen him laughing
-Qrow will start tickle fights just because Ozpin’s laughter is a blessing
-and his smile, his smile makes him just seem like an angel from heaven
-Ozpin finds its Qrow who can drag his most genuine smiles out of him
-Ozpin has never forgotten the “Qrow in a skirt” incident, he doesn’t let Qrow live it down
-one day whilst teasing poor Qrow he lets it slip, “though I have to agree with the ladies, you DO have nice legs”
-Qrow chokes and stares and Ozpin just smiles innocently
- Qrow is one to say inappropriate shit constantly, true, but when Ozpin says inappropriate shit out of nowhere Qrow is caught completely off guard
-it doesn’t help he just smiles and acts like he didn’t say it afterwards
“Oh, Qrow your face is red, are you alright?” Cue innocent little smile
“*Strangled choking noises cause Qrow can’t HANDLE THIS MAN*”
-Ozpin and Qrow both have plenty of scars from so many years doing what they do, but Ozpin’s are extremely faded and almost hard to see. Qrow’s are very visible, but hes never cared
-sometimes Qrow starts counting scars, wether his own or the ones Ozpin has depends on the situation
-Ozpin refers to Qrow “counting scars” as a sly trick to make him shed his clothes but has never voiced any true complaints
-Ozpin has nightmares and breakdowns at night a LOT, if Qrow is there he’ll do his best to comfort him. If Qrow isnt, sometimes Ozpin will call him. In the worst scenarios, Qrow is somewhere far away with no reception and Ozpin cries and screams into a pillow until he forgets what he’s even breaking down over
-Ozpin, this boy, this man, He has depression. You can’t argue with me, he does.
-Qrow learned how to make tea and coffee specifically for Ozpin during his worse times with depression
-admittedly Qrow can’t actually cook very well in an actual kitchen so if he attempts something that’s actual food for Oz, it leads to catastrophe (but hey, usually Ozpin will smile in amusement at his attempt, and Oz smiling is always good)
Bonus, honorary, Glynda centric ones:
-GLYNDA IS NUMBER ONE WING MAN
-She literally has helped them cover up their relationship so many times cause people knowing about their relationship could be extremely dangerous
-she literally had to start a rumor once that SHE was the one secretly dating the Headmaster
-Qrow hated it but at least it kept rumors in the air and no truth being spilled
Do you think Nikolai has ever been in love? And how do you think he is when he's in love?
oh i 100% believe he fell in love with Alina over the course of the series.
before that point, i don’t think it was something that he wanted or was looking for. his Issues surrounding having bastards etc, i think he was very careful about what he did with both his heart and his dick. nikolai is calculating, and not cruel - even from a young age, i think he would have had enough baggage to consciously avoid getting himself into a situation where his heart might get caught up.
i also doubt he meant to fall for alina in any serious capacity. the beginning of their relationship is very politically oriented, for obvious reasons. but as time goes on and alina continues to - well, alina - he starts letting his guard down. they get genuinely close, and nikolai finds himself wanting more than just a marraige of political convenience.
i think the way he asks her to stay at the end of R&R despite there being no real political advantage to it anymore is indicative of this. like, nikolai’s entire life has been bent towards being king and sacrificing for his country (i seem to remember a moment in S&S where alina asks if he’d betray her to get the crown or….something along those lines, and nikolai is just like, Well Fuck, i don’t know). so even though he’s vulnerable after the whole Monstering thing, i do believe there has to be some pretty powerful emotional connection on his part for him to make that offer.
(of course, he probably knew he was going to be rejected, so that would have made it easier to make the offer. EASY TO MAKE PROMISES YOU KNOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO KEEP)
SO yeah as for how do i think he is when he’s in love, i think canon gives us a pretty good shot of that. nikolai is confident in who ihe is when it comes to skill and talent, but making himself emotionally vulnerable is more difficult. this is why he won’t kiss alina properly until she’s not thinking about mal. it’s…less of an arrogant ego thing, and more of a vulnerable ego thing. LIKE he starts out not caring if she has an affair or what have you, but as time goes along he begins to realise that oh, no it’s really important to him that he be in a committed relationship. ‘for the crown’ supposedly (and probably honestly!), but i think we’re allowed to read into the deeper meaning there of him actually craving some form of real relationship and family situation with his partner.
even if he’s in love, no matter who it’s with, there’s probably always going to be a tension between nikolai’s devotion to the crown and his partner. i’m REALLY INTERESTED to see how this plays out in his duology. especially if we get some good good nikoloya shipping situation. revka is still vaguely terrified of grisha and the darkling didn’t exactly do a good pr number for them, and zoya is not a saint so the political advantages of marrying her are not the same as with alina.
OF COURSE THERE COULD BE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SHIP OR NO SHIP AT ALL but im allowed to have my dreams ok.
Short version of this post: I need a dress for an event but need money, please donate to my PayPal.me! And if you can’t help please reblog!
I don’t have any girl clothes ATM and I’m performing at Queeriosity (a slam poetry thing for LGBT teens) and I really want to wear a dress to it since I haven’t worn a dress in like, forever (over half a year)! Problem is the dress I wanna get while it’s cheap, it ships after the date (March 1st) so I need to order fast shipping which is expensive. If y'all could donate whatever u can that’d be great because I need around $40-50!!! Donate to my PayPal.me please!
ATM im just gonna order it but I really can’t afford them so I gotta make the money back so I can have money for going out into Chicago (I’m gonna try to get a job in the city, but I gotta pay for train tickets and such first) so yeah !! Thank you so much!!!!!!!
Btw if you donate message me and I’ll totally add you into my game as an NPC!
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what dark shipping is: look at all these dark themes, as a writer I’m going to show different relationships while making sure not to romanticize the harmful themes. i’m also going to be open to other people’s criticism of the media I produce to make sure I’m doing proper justice to these themes. it’s not about not writing theme but to make sure when I do I treat them with the seriousness they deserve. I’m also going to properly tag this material so it doesn’t harm people who might not want to see it. what dark shipping shouldn’t be: OMG LOOK RELATIONSHIPS GOALS. THIS SHOULD BE TOTALLY CANON. HATERS GONNA HATE LOL. IM GONNA TAG EVERYONE BC FANDOM IS NOT A SAFE SPACE SNOWFLAKES.
THIS VIDEO is honestly my favorite video on entire youtube the way it’s created and the music and the clips just omg im crying when everytime i watch it hagfshfg its so beautiful PLEASE GO WATCH IT!!!!!!
back then when they were trainees, yoongi gave up spending new years eve with his family because hoseok was lonely in the dorm, so yoongi showed up at the dorm with chicken in his hand and decided to spend the time with hoseok instead.
their first interaction was based on yoongi caring about hoseok and telling him to go sleep in the room instead of the living room, and he thought hoseok looked pitiful when sleeping with the blanket tucked inside out.
one time when hoseok felt dizzy and had to leave practice, yoongi got so worried that he left the practice room earlier than planned to keep an eye on him in the dorm.
hoseok used to suffer from stress-induced enteritis, and yoongi often took him to the hospital to get an injection.
im gonna explain why rusame is a fantastic pairing because there’s a lot more to it than it’s usually given credit for.
*By no means am I asking for everyone to ship it, I’ve just finally been able to put into words the reasons why I love it and I think that’s important!*
before I go on I have to disclaim, Im not into this for the smut or the romance, I honestly couldnt care less (and as i hc both as ace and alfred as aro about all that could really come out of that is some one-sided flirting from ivan and total obliviousness on alfred’s part). All I care about is watching the two of them punching each other, competing with each other, having a conversation because the reality here is that these two characters are both EXTREMELY intelligent but that side of them doesn’t ever appear until they’re with someone else who can challenge them.
your vanoo fic gave me a lot of feels oh my gosh i already have the outline of a playlist squashed together for that ship- i frickin’ LOVE evan recruiting brock first- brock who goes against his morals for evan’s crazy schemes, who stays to keep an eye out for him because god knows what will happen to that damn owl when im not there to keep him in check, who evan turns to for advice and reassurance as his right-hand man and best friend and god i love them being loyal to each other and trusting each other with their lives x)
i have a lot of headcanons for vanoogla but i feel pree bad for making this longer than it needs to be ahaha- it’s probably gonna be on my sideblog instead
also, i reallyreallyreally love your ship tags!!! i was wondering if you have one for vanoo? and perhaps for other ships (that are yet to be revealed) as well??
aaahh this looks so good!! i got so so happy seeing you’ve submitted something again i really love your aesthetics! also i do have a vanoo tag and i totally forgot to tag it on their story! its up now tho
if you have headcanons, id love to hear them! if you up for it, send them in or make a post about it! im going to post another thing explaining brock’s place in the night owls, but you’ve got it what i was trying to convey in their relationship spot on! awesome!!
but thank you again for the amazing submission!!
I’m sad to say that from here on out, I will not be writing the ship Total Meiham anymore. I’ve been harassed by roadrat ships one too many times, and early this morning finalized my decision with more mean messages and appalling behavior. I understand that they’re completely different ships, but it is still one half roadrat, and I won’t be contributing to anything that involves Junkrat and Roadhog romantically. It’s exhausting to wake up wondering what name I’ll be called today or what hate was sent to me, all because I choose not to ship Junkrat with Roadhog. I hope there comes a day when I can delete this post, but going by the state of the fandom, I don’t see that happening any time soon.
Im sorry to those who initially followed me for Total Meiham content, and especially sorry to those who WERE kind to me when suggesting I write a little something with the ship. It’s not your fault, and I will keep the two Total Meiham stories I wrote up since people still continue to enjoy them, but I’m done with the ship moving forward. I’ll have nothing more to do with anything involving roadrat from here on out. The shippers have ruined it for me. I won’t reward bad behavior and I will continue to remove myself from something unhealthy.
I hope one day we can all be kind to each other, or at least ignore the content we don’t like to see without harassment. It’s really dumb that there’s so much horrible fighting concerning something meaningless to real life.
I don’t know why I read Reign x Lena x Kara love triangle fics? I am so naive. I always go in thinking I can be impartial and just enjoy the story no matter who the author chooses to go with but two chapters in I’m already rooting for Supercorp endgame.
No matter what I do, I always get sucked back in. I ship Reigncorp too but the only way I can totally root for them being endgame is if Kara is not in the fic lol and I still haven’t read one like that.
btw saying that reylo is not canon is one thing (that I strongly disagree with) saying that *obviously* the couple is not set up to be romantic is another, and this is total bullshit if you’ve seen the movie.
reylo *is* set up to be romantic! are you freaking kidding me? they don’t have to kiss or have sexy time to be a couple you know? they totally are going there though so don’t worry.
honestly you can not like the couple, but saying it’s not romantic? do you even have eyes?
roleplayers of the fairy tail fandom, your top five fairy tail ships? :) [no double use of characters because I'm evil :3c]
1. JELLAL X ERZA — Jerza
This one is a no-brainer. G o d I love them I love them I l o v e them.
Jellal and Erza are like star-crossed lovers; I love the concept of something as innocent as childhood love blooming in a place as dark and as nightmarish as the R-System. I love how Jellal was like a beacon of light and hope back in the Tower, and how the roles ended up reversed when they were older. I strongly believe that once they finally get together, distance will never be able to break them apart again.
Jellal pushes Erza away not only because he believes himself to be undeserving, but also because he thinks that she’ll be much happier AND SAFER if he stays away (the Kyouka incident is exactly what he wanted to avoid IM TELLING YOU). He wants to stay away but fuck, it becomes more and more difficult and she doesn’t want him too and they’re so in love. And they both know it. And they haven’t even kissed. And they get each other on so many aspects and she respects him and he respects her and dasfdhgafksgh AND IM JUST GOING TO STOP RIGHT THERE BC IM RAMBLING AND IM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE MYSELF CRY OTHERWISE. WORDS. CANNOT. EXPRESS. HOW MUCH. I LOVE. JELLAL AND ERZA TOGETHER OKAY
I need them to get married and have kids and be happy fuck fuck fuck
( in case you didn’t know this is like,, my otp of otps. im just all over it. )
2. ERIK X NATSU — Eratsu
@ignicity + @cuelebres idk how you guys managed this tbh but im like,, the biggest Eratsu fan around. I’m literally going around and telling my Fairy Tail-familiar friends about “how my fav ship is Jellal and Erza and my second fav, Cobra and Natsu” you would not BELIEVE the looks im getting.
I get fucki N G emmotionnal when I witness them babies’s relationship blooming and evolving and everytime they get past an important step (I stg I died™ when Natsu told Erik he loved him). They’re two characters I NEVER thought about as a couple but what the hELL I’m glad I came across them! Nicole, Mandy, bless you both.
3. LYON AND MEREDY — Lyredy
Another crack pairing I have found myself falling for pretty quickly. i must have spent hours scrolling through @blamedorange‘s blog, every post making me love them more. I have to admit, at first I thought it came out of nowhere — and it did — but they are. so cute. Lyon’s a dork and Meredy loves this dork and fhgdfsjhafdahfhfashgkfdgh im gonna cry I love my ships I love lyredy
4. LUCY X JUVIA — Luvia
These two are too cute for words??? Wtf??? I love them. Fan art and fanfics converted me; I fell into the Luvia hole and I find myself having trouble climbing out . NOT THAT I WANT TO AT THIS POINT LMFAO.
5. MYSTOGAN X KNIGHTWALKER — Mystwalker
I feel like this should be higher on the list tbh?? Whatever. God I love those two — and if you feel that it’s because of Jerza for one goddamn second I can assure you that it’s far from being the case. Yes, of course, them being Jerza’s Edolas counterparts drew me to the ship. But I stayed for everything I discovered them to be: the prince and the knight ( gotta fucking love the parallel tbfh ), the inability to at first get along bc of values — the headbutting —, her resenting him for betraying his kingdom, the secret pinning, what it could possibly mean for Knightwalker’s job to make things official with him… God I love them.
Bonus: Some ships that could DEFINITELY have made the cut but didn’t…
Fr//axus ( Freed x Laxus )
Gray//tear ( Gray x Ultear )
Stin//gue ( Sting x Rogue )
Can//ajane ( Cana x Mirajane )
Ch//endy ( Wendy x Chelia ) or Ro//wen ( Romeo x Wendy )