Im feeling like shit and Ozqrow is literally my number one OTP out of everything I’ve ever shipped ever so I’m gonna spew some stupid headcanons here we go
-Sometimes when schools on break or out (idk if they have summer breaks or not *shrug*) they’ll go on missions together
-but its like, so easy for them cause they’re such A+ fighters its like some cheesy date
-joking and laughing and running around killing grimm, totally the perfect date
-sleepy, morning time Ozpin is best Ozpin because hes v cute and isnt wearing his glasses and his hair is messy and hes just squinting into his coffee cup and Qrow loves it all
-Qrow is big and strong and much broader shouldered/broader chested than Oz and thus easily completely envelopes him in hugs and during snuggles
-Qrow is such a teddy bear when laying around, he just wants to snuggle
-Ozpin keeps trying to work but Qrow is whining because he wants snuggle-time dammit!
-listen, listen, Ozpin, this old man, he acts all mysterious and serious and stuff but… but you havent LIVED until you’ve seen him laughing
-Qrow will start tickle fights just because Ozpin’s laughter is a blessing
-and his smile, his smile makes him just seem like an angel from heaven
-Ozpin finds its Qrow who can drag his most genuine smiles out of him
-Ozpin has never forgotten the “Qrow in a skirt” incident, he doesn’t let Qrow live it down
-one day whilst teasing poor Qrow he lets it slip, “though I have to agree with the ladies, you DO have nice legs”
-Qrow chokes and stares and Ozpin just smiles innocently
- Qrow is one to say inappropriate shit constantly, true, but when Ozpin says inappropriate shit out of nowhere Qrow is caught completely off guard
-it doesn’t help he just smiles and acts like he didn’t say it afterwards
“Oh, Qrow your face is red, are you alright?” Cue innocent little smile
“*Strangled choking noises cause Qrow can’t HANDLE THIS MAN*”
-Ozpin and Qrow both have plenty of scars from so many years doing what they do, but Ozpin’s are extremely faded and almost hard to see. Qrow’s are very visible, but hes never cared
-sometimes Qrow starts counting scars, wether his own or the ones Ozpin has depends on the situation
-Ozpin refers to Qrow “counting scars” as a sly trick to make him shed his clothes but has never voiced any true complaints
-Ozpin has nightmares and breakdowns at night a LOT, if Qrow is there he’ll do his best to comfort him. If Qrow isnt, sometimes Ozpin will call him. In the worst scenarios, Qrow is somewhere far away with no reception and Ozpin cries and screams into a pillow until he forgets what he’s even breaking down over
-Ozpin, this boy, this man, He has depression. You can’t argue with me, he does.
-Qrow learned how to make tea and coffee specifically for Ozpin during his worse times with depression
-admittedly Qrow can’t actually cook very well in an actual kitchen so if he attempts something that’s actual food for Oz, it leads to catastrophe (but hey, usually Ozpin will smile in amusement at his attempt, and Oz smiling is always good)
Bonus, honorary, Glynda centric ones:
-GLYNDA IS NUMBER ONE WING MAN
-She literally has helped them cover up their relationship so many times cause people knowing about their relationship could be extremely dangerous
-she literally had to start a rumor once that SHE was the one secretly dating the Headmaster
-Qrow hated it but at least it kept rumors in the air and no truth being spilled
Short version of this post: I need a dress for an event but need money, please donate to my PayPal.me! And if you can’t help please reblog!
I don’t have any girl clothes ATM and I’m performing at Queeriosity (a slam poetry thing for LGBT teens) and I really want to wear a dress to it since I haven’t worn a dress in like, forever (over half a year)! Problem is the dress I wanna get while it’s cheap, it ships after the date (March 1st) so I need to order fast shipping which is expensive. If y'all could donate whatever u can that’d be great because I need around $40-50!!! Donate to my PayPal.me please!
ATM im just gonna order it but I really can’t afford them so I gotta make the money back so I can have money for going out into Chicago (I’m gonna try to get a job in the city, but I gotta pay for train tickets and such first) so yeah !! Thank you so much!!!!!!!
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what dark shipping is: look at all these dark themes, as a writer I’m going to show different relationships while making sure not to romanticize the harmful themes. i’m also going to be open to other people’s criticism of the media I produce to make sure I’m doing proper justice to these themes. it’s not about not writing theme but to make sure when I do I treat them with the seriousness they deserve. I’m also going to properly tag this material so it doesn’t harm people who might not want to see it. what dark shipping shouldn’t be: OMG LOOK RELATIONSHIPS GOALS. THIS SHOULD BE TOTALLY CANON. HATERS GONNA HATE LOL. IM GONNA TAG EVERYONE BC FANDOM IS NOT A SAFE SPACE SNOWFLAKES.
THIS VIDEO is honestly my favorite video on entire youtube the way it’s created and the music and the clips just omg im crying when everytime i watch it hagfshfg its so beautiful PLEASE GO WATCH IT!!!!!!
back then when they were trainees, yoongi gave up spending new years eve with his family because hoseok was lonely in the dorm, so yoongi showed up at the dorm with chicken in his hand and decided to spend the time with hoseok instead.
their first interaction was based on yoongi caring about hoseok and telling him to go sleep in the room instead of the living room, and he thought hoseok looked pitiful when sleeping with the blanket tucked inside out.
one time when hoseok felt dizzy and had to leave practice, yoongi got so worried that he left the practice room earlier than planned to keep an eye on him in the dorm.
hoseok used to suffer from stress-induced enteritis, and yoongi often took him to the hospital to get an injection.
listen i know ive already made posts about this and i probably sound like a whiner but like. I havent seen like any good content where mike and el arent entirely reduced down to nothing but sweetness and their one week relationship. Like im totally fine w mileven and i dont have a problem w people shipping it but every time i read anything for them / about them mike is just a perfect, pure, cutely awkward kid and el is basically a mute toddler. Like idk. Ive made posts about people completely erasing mikes character so i wont go on too much about that but the Constant infantilization of el is really. Really weird and uncomfortable. She went through trauma and shes selectively mute, but shes not two years old. Shes twelve, and though shes been unbelievably sheltered, shes not an idiot. I dont know, im just kind of rambling, but im tired of people reducing el to a toddler who loves eggos and mike and nothing else (not to mention the problems w this kind of thinking as el is very slightly autistic coded). Please. Please just write these characters as they are in the show. Im so tired of flat, emotionless pieces bc of the absolute erasyre of any negative trait whatsoever.
there's literally a paragraph the size of the wall of China in the jikook tag talking about tae/kook....talking basically like "oh yeah shippers let cheer up! jikook isn't real and it's because I don't feel a certain way when I see them, totally brotherly" and I'm just like..... get out of the tag, and don't tag jikook with it??? an anti jikook post shouldn't even go in the tag for it just tag your ship what the hell im tired of seeing anti things for the stuff I like
eijge i saw that post and i actually laughed. the girl was like “jungkook looks at taehyung, so they’re real” (i’m paraphrasing, not a direct quote lol) and im just like…. ohmygod. eyecontact means ur dating.damn i once had eye contact with this hella cute guy at stater bros for 2 seconds five years ago. looks like we’re dating :/. and the funny thing was a j(kook shipper said “you should put * so it doesn’t go into the j*kook tag” and she was like “this is a post for v/kook, to cheer us up. i didn’t tag jikook, don’t read” or whatever and another girl replied and she just ignored them. like this is what i mean by they just don’t fucking listen to us when we try to reason with them lmao. like ohaeofe. istg some people are so funny lmao.
If they're blocking you for a ship you were probably not friends in the first place, js. Also maybe they're doing whatever is best for them and their mental health, it's their business if they think that blocking you is the right solution, don't be so pressed about it. Nobody owes you shit, it's the internet
anon: im going to totally assume I know the full story to this and heres why your personal post is totally wrong!!!11!
so there is a week until uni starts and i thought i should be productive so i’ve decided to go back to writing and taking requests from you guys!!
tbh i watched produce 101 right when exams ended and im so so in love with wanna one lolol so for now i’ll be taking in requests for WANNA ONE AND PRODUCE 101 SEASON 2 BOYS ONLY i’m happy to take in requests for:
pros and cons of dating
mtl’s (only wanna one as there are 101 of them in total rip)
ships (only wanna oneOR specifically request e.g. “ship for everyone out of top 20″ or “ship from BNM/YUEHUA/MMO etc.”)
i know i wrote a lot of exo, got7 and seventeen but i’ve decided to take a break from them for now you can check out my masterlist here to read scenarios of those groups!!!
GET REQUESTING IM SO HYPED TBH and if you wanna fangirl/fanboy about p101 and wanna one with me or ask questions pls raid my inbox thanks lovelies bc i need to rant about my faves ahahha
im gonna explain why rusame is a fantastic pairing because there’s a lot more to it than it’s usually given credit for.
*By no means am I asking for everyone to ship it, I’ve just finally been able to put into words the reasons why I love it and I think that’s important!*
before I go on I have to disclaim, Im not into this for the smut or the romance, I honestly couldnt care less (and as i hc both as ace and alfred as aro about all that could really come out of that is some one-sided flirting from ivan and total obliviousness on alfred’s part). All I care about is watching the two of them punching each other, competing with each other, having a conversation because the reality here is that these two characters are both EXTREMELY intelligent but that side of them doesn’t ever appear until they’re with someone else who can challenge them.
UH ok basically… right away. i found out abt these two characters and they were perfect for each other bc blizzard made them that way and im absolutely in love. also ??? theres TONS of great sfw fanart for them and it’s adorable and it fuels my love
THESE BOYS….. ARE SO GOOD……….. roadhog is the sensible one and junk is the total opposite but hes also full of emotion which roadhog finds hard to express at times. theyre both Cool And Good and honestly i cant go in depth about them like u can with ur ships but like………… GOD THEYRE GOOD
What makes me happy about them:
LITERALLY EVERYTHIGN but i love @/yazzdonut’s high school au of them a whole lot! all of the art for it is super soft and good. also??? junkrat is so protective of his boyfriend even if hes not as strong or intimidating and roadhog is like “if u hurt him u die” also and it’s really Good. and theyre supportive of each other and all of the canon interactions theyve had are so GOOD i love blizzard. “you hook em i’ll cook em” is my favorite thing ever
What makes me sad about them:
honestly i dont have many negatives abt this ship just because it’s such a positive thing for me bUT i hc that theyre both too stubborn in fights so when they do fight w each other it takes a while to resolve. even if it’s over something silly like “jamison u spent 20 dollars on sour patch watermelons again” “YEAH well you never let me have fun” and it goes on like that
Things done in fanfic that annoys me:
i hate nsfw works of this pairing! i die every time
Things I look for in fanfic:
GOOD FLUFF! and support! and even angst im always a slut for angst but this pairing is so positive for me i dont look for that nearly as much as the other stuff.
NONE i hate thinking about these characters in a sexual way just bc it makes me uncomfortable (not because theyre gay ? but because it would ruin the pairing for me just to clarify)
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:
uhhh nobody tbh. neither character has a suitable pair anywhere else in the overwatch cast. there’s just no good foil to either character like they are to each other and character foils in relationships are like… my crack cocaine im telling u dude (MEI//HEM IS BAD! JUNKRAT X MEI SUCKS JUST SAYING JUNKRAT IS GAY AND MERCY///HOG IS EQUALLY AS BAD)
My happily ever after for them:
THEY GET MARRIED AND they go to the beach together and stir up trouble w their tomfoolery and it’s really cute and i love them so much i would DIE
not being bitchy, but totally being bitchy, but like im not going to reply to all female starters. i fucking love everyones ladies. they are bomb af, but i also want some love for my ladies. its annoying when people just want my guys, like thats why i hate using them. i try to play my guys as well as my girls and give as much effort into ships with my guys as ships with my girls but not everyone puts forth equal effort so it literally kills any want i have to rp. like im sure plenty of people feel this way. i try to always reply to a lady if i reply to a guy. like idk im annoyed af rn and this hasnt helped.
No one cares about you think, you fucking triggered SJW. You people tend to fetishized sexuality you should be glad that mikan is a bisexual, instead you people are bitching about something that is a fact and you people keep on changing her to a lesbian and a straight person. If I am honest, I think the DR fanbase is full of whiney people like yourself and you are ruining it for everyone. go back to shipping a shitty ship like hinamiki and then shut the hell up. Stop beating a dead horse.
mikan was brainwashed and as a result fell in love with junkos bitchy ass literally almost anything is better than that i personally like mikan x ibuki and mikan x chiaki but nooooo not liking a relationship where one of them is literally brainwashed into loving the other is totally an sjw move am i right
also im a pansexual man how can i hate bisexual people or fetishize them wtf are you even going on about
ill ruin junko x mikan as much as i want it was already ruined by the show itself
ive been slowly trying to drag my sister into the bull fandom as well which worked for three episodes and then she was like "yeah it's kinda okay" i was just sitting there like, okay??? OKAY??? SWEET BABY JESUS IT IS MY NEW OBSESSION HOW DARE YOU so it didn't go as i hoped 😂 and now im just desperately trying to find more fics to read but yeah, its sad
same!!!!!! i go on ao3 every day awaiting to see if there’s anything new. so far i can tell you off the top of my head that there’s 22 fics, 7 of them are crossovers (6 ncis and 1 fall out boy???), 2 of the total are of benny/jason ship (well 3 if you squint). i’m awaiting new data please im dying here
Do I Follow Them?: yes Why Did I Follow Them?: mainly bc we go way back onto reno’s account tbh Do We Role Play?: i think we have one thread going on rn? Do I Want To Role Play With Them: of course — i’m just super slow with everything & anything i am so sorry as;dlkfj An AU Idea For Our Muses: i ?? have no idea ??? we barely have an idea for what we’re doing now laughs Do I Ship Our Muses?: no What I Think About The Mun: a total sweetheart okay alksfj i know we don’t talk as much as we used to ( & honestly that’s probably my fault alksdj ) but i hope you know my im & skype / discord is always open whenever you’d like to talk !! tho preferably not tumblr im bc that thing never tells me whenever i have new messages alskdj Overall Opinion: