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[HQ] heat

in which the weather is too hot for sex but they do it anyway
e | m/m
2521w
oiiwa
tags: a blowjob, biting, lazy sex, hot afternoons, oikawa please dont try to talk with a dick in your mouth, youd think thatd ruin the mood, this is the least serious sex

[“God, I’m just so turned on right now,” Iwaizumi drones, dick completely flaccid. It’s fucking limp.]

Hey, I made a profile picture for facebook that is Valentine’s day themed because love everyone. Feel free to use it!

Edit: this is about not condemning or hating groups of marginalized people. Individuals can be horrible, and I’m not saying you should support that, I’m just saying I support these groups as a whole. 💖

ari.

the cicadas are singing / the cicadas are dying
in droves. they are droning graveyard hymns
so relentlessly i have to wonder:
is it their funeral or mine?
maybe i am the one being buried
here under the summer heat.
maybe i should be mourning too.

dear dante, do you wear shoes in chicago?
what i mean is: will you still be the same
as i remembered? and do i want you
to be the same? you can’t answer
these questions; i’m just wondering, i guess.
just wishing something could be different
even though i don’t know what.

dante.

dear ari, chicago is too full of shoes;
not enough birds / not enough dreams.
i miss swimming, and i miss you—
can i say this, at least? i almost miss
el paso, but the memories of home
are starting to blur. everything hazy
except you’re always in sharp focus.
you can’t answer but i’m also wondering:
if i held your hand, could we make it
through all these faded june afternoons?

ari.

(maybe. i don’t know. i don’t know—)

dante.

if we carried hope into a thunderstorm
could we finally taste the rain?

boys like us || a. cho

That moment when you're trying to study

But you keep thinking about your otp fucking

Tension

Summary: Adrien gets Marirekt.

So have this hot mess. No literally, this is a hot mess. I’m sorry for the lack of betaing and the cringy sexual tension. Under any circumstances, I’m not sorry for seductress!Marinette. Also, this is long.

This is some kind of bad boy Adrien lol not really and good girl Marinette lmao as if.

Also, I could have sworn today’s prompt was tension, but oh well. I was a day behind. *shows later to the Love Square Week with starbucks*


One thing Adrien Agreste learned in his first year of public education was that people couldn’t take no for an answer. No matter how polite he was or how firm he tried to be, they never seemed to understand the meaning of that simple two letters word. Adrien hated it. And after a couple of months of putting up with that, he decided it was the time to do something about it. Of course, he couldn’t just start being rude to people. So he came to the conclusion that if he can’t push people away, then he should just keep them from approaching. That was what his best friend, Nino, called the birth of bad boidrien.

(What a good pun, he was proud of his best friend.)

Keep reading

What?

I apologize that this is likely so short and disjointed. I was really excited to do this, but I don’t have the energy today. I’m not so certain that a whole week straight of posted stories was a good idea, because the quality of the content seems like it’s plummeting each day. Sorry.


Anon prompt: You’ve just finished work/school and you walk out of your car. From a distance, you see something very small on your windshield. As you get closer, you can see that it’s in fact a square whole wheat biscuit that’s been flattened out. As you pick it off to toss it out, you see the words “Bill Cosby” written on it in black sharpie. Who put it there? Why? And why does it say Bill Cosby?


           Shoulders tense and aching, I felt nothing but an annoyed relief as I moved as quickly as I could back to my car. While it hadn’t been the worst shift of my career, it certainly hadn’t been pleasant. An unexpected callout and two angry soccer moms were enough for the day, thank you very much. All I wanted now was a bubble bath, a glass of wine or three, and a pizza. Maybe a Netflix marathon, too. All that was between here and there was an absurdly long distance from the storefront to the very back of the parking lot. I could make out the shape of my car from here, although something was different. Another fucking flyer, I assumed. It wasn’t abnormal, but it was annoying. I didn’t care about your pizza coupons or discount waxing, and I certainly didn’t want people shoving it underneath my wipers every day.

           As I moved closer, I realized it wasn’t paper at all—it was far too thick and definitely the wrong color for any flyer I had ever seen. Unlocking my car, I picked up the thing, which looked like someone had tried to flatten a Triscuit in a hydraulic press.

           “What the fuck?” I muttered to myself, brushing the crumbs off my fingers. Some people just had too much damn time on their hands. Just before I dropped it onto the ground—it’s not littering if it’s food!—I noticed something even weirder about the thing. Written across it in black was Bill Cosby. I wrinkled my nosed in distaste, remembering the flood of negative news stories surrounding him. I wasn’t entirely sure why the fuck someone did the need to do this, let alone leave it in my car. It was probably some dumb teenagers or something.

           Not really sure what else to do, I took a picture of the thing and posted it on Twitter. If I was confused, the internet could be confused with me. It was their problem now.

little follow spree

here it is sasha and these follow spree are getting annoying i kno i kno  BUT it seems like the 75% of the people i follow are on hiatus so i have to step my game up. to keep it short, sorry if there is no a fancy header since im too lazy and too busy with my very upcoming exam crap i should study instead of writing this, those are the things i would like to see:

☆ shounen and seinen (tg, snk, bnha, naruto, bleach etc…)
☆shoujo (orange, tclp, etc…)
☆ bl (19 days, out of control, all about lust, youjin etc…)
TAMEN DE GUSHI
☆sport anime (hq, free, yoi etc…)
☆kiznaiver
☆occultic;nine
☆noragami
☆ little witch academia
☆art 
☆food (BC)
☆marvel/dc
☆tv shows (stranger things, etc..)
☆mythology
☆seasonal anime 

bonus

♡tag system (more like a must not a bonus tbh)
♡DRAMA!!!! FREE!!!!!!AND ABSOLUTELY NO SHIP DISCOURSE!!!!! (im here to enjoy my ships. not to see 823647263478293 powerpoint slides in which you lowkey judge me for my very fictional ships. again a must not a bonus)
♡make your edits/art/gifs etc..
♡active and friendly and if you scream in the tags let’s tot scream together i won’t mind

just REBLOG this and tag the fandom in which you are. if i don’t end following you, again, not your fault, it is just me. thank you so much for your patience ♡

Dating Calvin would include

For the two anons that requested this, enjoy!

  • Letting him vent to you about youtube drama
  • Staying up with him when he can’t sleep, even though it’s 4 in the morning
  • Him not letting you leave the bed without him
  • Telling him dumb jokes and puns that leaves him laughing and wheezing
  • You comforting him when he is stressed and tired which always ends up with cuddling
  • Forehead kisses while cuddling
  • Sleeping on his shoulder on long plane rides
  • “I want to keep holding your hand but my arm is getting tired”
  • Him calling you princess and sweetheart
  • Skyping him when he is traveling
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Characters as Demigods
           ↳ The 100.

I’ve been doodling a lot of my @spicerpuffs fanchild, but I haven’t actually had the time to sit down and do anything good with her until now. I wanted to draw her in the reaper high uniform, and the costume she uses when she does hero stuff (she takes after her mom). I also drew a younger version of her first learning about her superpowers. Also I don’t think I mentioned her name in the first drawing I did of her? It’s Bianca. 

nerd -- kim namjoon

word count: 1032 // pronouns: they/them // genre: fluff

request: “Hello, could you write a scenario where Rap Monster home surprising his best friend (you) after being discharged from the army, you’ve missed him very much because you have a crush on him and get really shocked of his sudden confession and proposal to you? Thank you.”

ok so i realized how off from the request this is im sorry :00 i tried

honestly i don’t like this at all too much stuff going on but i just put it out :00 

Originally posted by ksjknj


Your Ring Size: submit What is this?

Your name: submit What is this?

There are many cliches when it comes to homecomings. Many include children and lovers, and though Namjoon has the latter, he doesn’t want him coming back to his country be anything flashy, as he isn’t that important.
Though, he hopes he’s important to Y/N, so maybe he could be a little extra once.
Namjoon heard a ‘ding’ and broke out of his thoughts, looking up to see that the seat belt illustration was flashing on the bar, so he looked down to his already buckled seatbelt and put his tray up, preparing for lift off.
They were stopping in Paris for 4 hours before his next plane, a perfect amount of time for him to get a wedding ring. He could get the extra stuff in the airport shops.
He pulls out his earbuds and a stewardess passes by and nods to him. “Thank you for your service, sir.”
He gives them a bright smile and nods. “Thank you.”
It’s been around the 7th time he’s heard the phrase today-probably because he’s dressed head to toe in Camo print with all his badges over his heart and his name plate with “Kim” neatly sewed in it, the flag of (Country) on the left sleeve. Maybe one day he’ll get used to it, like all the old men in veteran hats that just nod in response, but he always finds himself re-thanking them and giving them a grin.
He lays his head down and thinks back to all the times he’s spent with Y/N, and he has no trouble doing so.
From when they were 5 years old and they made a club about uncovering Dr.Suess for the real doctor he is; if the man could only count to two, he can’t fix broken bones, right?
In the 1st grade when they made new friends, Yoongi, Jungkook, Hoseok, Jimin, and Taehyung, after they took the two’s spot on the playground, and instead of fighting over it, they all shared it and ate cheese its dipped in chocolate pudding on their bench while building lego houses.
And when they were 12 and entered middle school and Y/N had their first crush on Kim Seokjin, the handsome 7th grader in the chorus that was in her cooking class and the two had made a plan to make him notice them more. The two had tried a new thing everyday, Y/N waking up early in the morning and crossing the street to get to Namjoon’s house so he can discuss the plan he thought of last night before they walked to their bus stop, together. It was hilarious, now that he looks back on it. Dropping cakes on his face, “accidentally” stepping on his foot and taking him to the nurse’s office. Him starting to find the duo funny and joining their friend group.
High school when Y/N got their first after school job at an ice cream parlor, and Namjoon coming over after school everyday to tease her and get parfaits. They spent their first pay check to throw him a birthday party at the arcade.
That time in college when they had their first shot, together. It was disgusting, in their opinion, and they paid for it and ran out of the bar to go buy slushies to wash them down.
All of his good memories contain Y/N, everything he wants to remember contains Y/N, and he wants to remember so much more.
Together.
And maybe that’s why he threw together this last minute proposal of sorts, because he wanted to make as many memories as soon as possible. It wasn’t planned at all- Namjoon imagined him getting on one knee with Yoongi playing Teenage Dream by Katy Perry on his piano and Jungkook singing along with confetti poppers in front of a lake front restaurant- maybe a couple red balloons and a box of chocolate with a ring is fine enough for them.
Before he notices, the plane lands.

“Are you seriously going to do it?” Seokjin asks trying to bite back a laugh at how cute the idea is.
“Yep.” He nods and picks up his baggage, starting to walk and dragging it behind to catch the Uber he called.
“Can I go with you?” Seokjin asks, pulling his own luggage with him and following Namjoon.
“Why, do you have an eye for wedding rings?”
“Well, no, but I talked to Y/N once about their dream wedding ring.”
“Ok, you’re hired.” Namjoon says, picking up his luggage and getting on the escalator.
They exit the building quickly and get in the large black SUV that waits for them.
“Bonjour.” The driver smiles, and looks the pair up and down. “Vous étiez dans l'armée?” He looks at their sleeves and sees the flag of their country on the sleeve. “Parlez-vous français?”
Namjoon smiles back and tries to remember the french class he took in high-school. “Oui. Je parle seulement un peu le français.”
The man smiles and drives off, letting Namjoon plug in his headphones and Seokjin text his mom.

“People like diamonds, right?”
“Yes, but nothing too big, it might get stuck in their hair.”
“Ok.”
Brown eyes glaze over the shining rings under the ring light, stopping on a small ring with an infinity sign across the top, 3 small diamonds on each loop.
“That’s nice…” Namjoon mutters, pointing at it.
“You need any help?” A thick french accent says from behind the counter, smiling at the pair.
“Yes, thank you, can I get that one in a size (ring size)?”
The saleswoman nods and goes behind the counter.

Airport security is once again a pain, and so much of a pain that Namjoon doesn’t notice a short blob wearing all black running towards him.
They latch on to him and the ring falls out of his pocket in the felt box, making him let out a small screech.
“What’s that?” They ask, still latched onto his back, pulling their hand down to grab it.
“You little dork…” He grumbles, shrugging them off and getting down on one knee to grab it. “Can’t you let me be romantic for once?”
“What is going on?”
“Marry me, you nerd.”

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30 Day One Piece Challenge

Day 4: Favourite Arc

THRILLER BARK! To be honest I’m a little fanboy that loves every arc lol, but this arc had, imo, a very awesome  concept that was unveiled in quite a cool way (stuff like Cindry-chan being dead, Inuppe acting like Sanji, etc.) and some of the best characters to date, which just makes it slightly better than all the other arcs. I could list so many things that I love in this arc lol: Moria-sama, Rumbar Pirates, badass Zoro, the whole crew fighting together, a friggin’ island ship, hilarious pseudo-zombies in all sorts of shapes and sizes, and I could go on lol… I just love everything <3 <3

you know what tumblr fandoms should consider more?

lesbians

there needs to be more lesbians 

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i’ve captioned these photos if anyone wants to read them lmfao

anyway lmao my mouse is a little bit alive, it’d still gets disconnected by it’s own sometimes but it’s fine imma try to use it till i get a new one cause i can’t draw properly with it

however, i actually sketched this on valentine’s day cause i really don’t know i should’ve draw something nice and sweet but no i ended up drawing nightmares????? what even

it’s late in the night and im too lazy to give their infos, so maybe later?

hope ya like it! and excuse my horrible sketching don’t know what is sketch cleaner lol ok

whatever-mind  asked:

Hi sorry if I'm bugging you lol are there any tags where people describe their madd characters or what music they listen to? Just curious cause this is all extremely interesting to me

There are some but it’s still brand new so i don’t think a lot of people use it yet.

#maddart for people who draw or write their daydreams

#maddparas or #paraportal for basically telling daydreams and stuff. Yes, two because we can’t decide which one. (Please tag anything daydream related in these tags, like asks telling about your paras, etc)

#maddmusic for music recommendations.

And I think that’s it. A lot of people don’t use those tags because it’s still unknown, but I do know some people who like talking about their daydreams, like @maddandproud and @madd-diary. i do like to talk about my daydreams, but I’m too lazy to tag it.

im pretty sure there are a lot more people who like talking about their daydreams, so tell me ahead and i’ll tag you!

These are all we got, feel free to use it whenever you want to :)