im the jealous type

  • Zen: I still can't believe you two are dating. The more I think about it, the more I shake my head. Like, how...?
  • Yoosung: To be honest, at first I didn't think it'd work. But, hey, Saeran is amazing, he's smart, he's funny... sometimes... he's ridiculously attractive, and he's always there when I need him.
  • Yoosung: (looks expectantly at Saeran)
  • Saeran: Oh? Yeah, what he said. Plus, uh, the sex is great, because, eh, he's got a big dick.
  • Zen: ...
  • Yoosung: ...
  • Saeran: I'm sorry. Yoosung said all the things that I too wanted to say and I, kind of, you know, panicked.
Bedtime in the bathtub - ||Conor Maynard Imagine||

Requested? Yes - 144 for Conor? Xx
                              #130 for Conor?

o   PROMPTS:

·         144. “Get out of my face before I hit you.”

·         130. “You fell asleep in the tub?!”

[[two iamgines in one day WOWOW jk bc this imagine is so horrible :// and im so sorry lmfaooo ih8myself enjoy tho !!]]

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anonymous asked:

logan def. has a praise kink is all i'm saying and is also def. the type to get jealous

IM TRYING TK KEEP THIS BLOG PG YOURE MAKING IT HARD

How dumb can someone be

So, i share a video on facebook. It is about the new game Friday the 13th, based off the movie where you have to survive the ‘night’ (20 minutes) and 1 person plays as Jason in one round, and the others play random people. Its most likely an online multiplayer game. So, i share the video, and someone that I know, comented saying how their bday is on friday the 13th (it is but theyre an idiot) and that it was freaking them out/why am i trying to freak them out.

Its a fucking video game. I wanted to reply so badly, ‘dude seriously?’ But i didnt because then that would end up causing either an argument or discussion to begin and yeah. I tell my mom this and she says we’re gonna go with they are being facetious. I just lost it and was laughing. And saying yeah, right. And then as i was walking to my room i was saying how they wouldnt even know what facetious means and she replied with of course not, but we do and i just grinned at her and that is how stupid a person can be. (Btw, this person, i used to be close with. Im not anymore and theyre the jealous over nothing/stupid type. I have no idea how i, a smart, kind, but fiercely loyal person, is related to such an imbecile like that)

Imma tag some people who i think will enjoy the story of idiocy. @weirdnewbie @mentallydatingrobertbrucebanner @zoevesper @vixenwinchesters @supersoldier-buckybarnes @sassysweetstories @sierrastilinski

grasshoppa  asked:

Hello~ I'm a new follower and I really like you're writing! If you have time, can I request a scenario where Jumin, Zen, and 707 are passing by when they see MC hugging and laughing with another man and get jealous, but it turns out to be their dad??

~Welcome! Come in, have a seat. Enjoy my writing! Thank you kindly! I hope I can make you happy with this!~

Jumin

He came home after a long day at work and sighed. He sat through so many meetings that day that he was ready to just lay in your lap and sleep. He put his bag on the floor and stepped into the living room.

He stopped as he saw another man in the room laughing with you. You seemed to be enjoying time with him. Jumin’s eyes widened as he saw you lean over and kiss the man’s cheek.

“MC?”

Both of you looked up and he saw your eyes light up with joy.

“Jumin!”

“Can I speak to you MC? Alone.”

“Sure!”

You got up and waved to the man with a big grin on your face as Jumin took your hand and brought you into the kitchen.

There he pushed you against the wall.

“Jum-”

“Shhhh” He placed a finger to your lips. “I ask the questions.”

You gave a confused expression but nodded anyways.

“Who is he?”

“Who is who?”

“Who. Is. The. Man. On. The. Couch?”

“Oh! I wanted you to meet him, I’m sure you’ll love him a lot! He’s my-”

“I want him out of my house.”

“But Jumin-”

“No buts. We’ll talk about this later.”

“…But I really wanted you to meet him…”

He sighed at your sad expression.

“Why? Why would I want to meet him?”

“Because he’s my father.”

“He’s your what?!”

“My father. I thought you’ve wanted to meet him.”

“No, wait, I do want to meet him. I just thought-”

“You don’t trust me?”

“MC I’m sorry I-”

“No. It’s fine we’ll talk about this later…”

“MC…”

“For now, let’s just meet my father.”

You took Jumin’s hand and walked into the living room.

“Dad? This is my boyfriend Jumin.”

Your father stood up and shook Jumin’s hand. “It’s nice to meet you sir. I trust you’re keeping my child happy?”

Jumin smiled and wrapped an arm around your waist. “Yes I am.”

Zen

He was walking home when he saw you. You had you arm linked with another mans arm and you had a huge grin on your face. He said something to you and you laughed a genuine laugh.

His jealous and possessive side came out and he marched to the two of you. 

He tapped the man on the shoulder. The both of you turned around and your eyes lit up. 

“Zen!!!! He’s my boyfriend, and I love him so much!” You said in your adorable voice.

“I love you too sweetheart.” he said before getting in the mans face. “Who are you and what are you doing with MC?” 

The man’s eyes widened. “You see Zen-” 

“Don’t dare say my name. It’s sir to you.” 

Your face looked horrified. “Zen…”

“You see sir I’m MC’s father.”

Zen’s eyes widened and you could see the horror in his eyes.

“I’M SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN THAT YOU JUST LOOK SO YOUNG SO I THOUGHT MC LIKED SOMEONE MORE THAN ME IM SO SO SORRY!!!” 

Your father chuckled. “The jealous type huh?” 

“Oh you have no idea.” You said with a small laugh. 

“H-How about you come over to our place and I’ll cook dinner for you as an apology?” 

“As long as it’s actually edible I will.” 

You laughed and now your dad always teases Zen whenever he comes over. 

Seven 

You walked in with a man beside you giggling. Seven came out of his office to greet you. He completely ignored the man beside you and gave you a big hug, even lifting you off the ground. 

You laughed. “Seven! You can put me down now!” 

He held you there for another second almost like he was asserting his dominance to the other man in an affectionate manner. 

He put you down and kissed your forehead. 

“I have so much to tell you!” you said happily. 

He laughed. “Ok, let’s talk on the couch.” He took your hand and led you to the couch. The man followed you. You sat down next to the man and Seven slung an arm over your shoulder. 

You all made small talk and there was a lot of laughter and cheesy jokes from Seven. 

“Oh yeah! I didn’t introduce myself! I’m 707 MC’s lovely boyfriend.” 

You laughed. “I wouldn’t call you lovely.” 

“Pretend they didn’t say that.” 

The man laughed and offered his hand. “I’m MC’s father.” 

Seven’s eyes lit up and he gave him a highfive instead of a handshake. “I’m so glad to meet the person who made my bundle of joy!” 

You blushed. “Seven!!” 

“Whaaaat? It’s true!” 

Your father simply laughed. “It’s nice to meet the person who keeps my baby happy.”

“I try.” Seven said pulling you closer and kissing your cheek. 

Your father loves visiting Seven and you and actually find Seven’s jokes funny. I don’t know how…but he does. 

DONT WORRY ABOUT A THING (Andy Biersack Imagine)
{Requested by anon :3}

You and your best friend Andy were hanging out on a saturday night as always. On the weekdays you guys wouldnt really see each other because he either busy, or spending time with his girlfriend Juliet. You had the pleasure of meeting her just last month, she was pretty nice to you, but you can tell just by looking straight into her eyes that she is a jealous type of girlfriend. You didnt blame her though, ever since you met Andy a little while back you always thought he was a good looking guy. But you never saw him as a boyfriend.
Just like every other saturday night, you rented batman movies, Andy could never stay away from anything batman. But thats okay, because you also loved batman just as much as he did.

You both were having a good time, until your expression became a little serious. “Hey dude.” you called out to him. “Whats up?” he asked. “Remember how during the week we would go to fun places or you would just sleepover my house and all?”
“Yeah, I miss those days they were fun.”
“Well so do I, why dont we do something like that this week?” you said. He shook his head, he had a lot of things to do and besides he had already made plans with his girlfriend. He explained just that to you right now.
“Oooh well thats alright.” You tell him completely understanding. You couldnt help but be a little bummed though, you kind of missed your best friend, and only seeing him on the weekends pretty much sucked for you.

Another week had passed since your movie night, the only way you talked to Andy was when you texted him. you were just sitting on your bed now doing just that, you were both laughing at the crazy texts you were sending each other. But Andy was also currently on his date with Juliet. She was glaring at him from across the table while his eyes were focusing on his phone, chuckling everytime he got a text from you.
“Uuuh, babe?…Andy!” she yelled.

Andy looked up and saw her mad expression.
“What is it?” he asked very concerned, he never saw his girl glare at him like that before.
“Would you please put your phone away we’re on a date here.” she tells him.
Andy did as he was told and held her hand. “Im sorry babe but (Y/N) is making me laugh right now.”
“Well stop paying attention to her and pay attention to me.” she whined.
“Aww honey are you jealous?” Andy cooed.
Juliet smiled a little but then she shook her head going back to her mad face.
The two of them ended up laughing together about it though and enjoyed the rest of their date night.

Weeks had passed, since Andy missed hanging out with you, he started spending more time with you. Juliet wanted to spend time with him as well but Andy has already told her that he was hanging out with you this whole week. Of course she did not like that one bit. Especially when he came home so late at night, she was starting to suspect that something was going on, something that she couldnt bare to handle.
Juliet sat on the couch, bored out of her mind flipping through channels on the t.v.
She takes a look at the time on her phone, its already passed midnight and she sighs running her fingers through her hair.
“Where the hell is he?” she asked herself, not only was she getting worried but she was also getting pretty pissed, mostly at you.

Andy finally came though the front door and she quickly up. “Andy what the hell?! Why do you come home so late?!” she questioned.
“Relax babe (Y/N) and I were just eating at a diner and we got caught up in the conversation.” He explained.
“Oh, so you didnt care that you had a worried girlfriend at home?!” She yelled.
“What is with you?” Andy asked a little irritated.
Juliet crossed her arms above her chest becomming even more pissed than before.
“Who the hell is this girl honeslty?! is she really your best friend or is she some bitch who likes to take away other people’s boyfriend?!”
“Juliet youre really being crazy!” He shouted.
“Oh yeah?! Well get ready for more crazy because I am confronting this girl!” She said grabbing her sweater and storming out of the house.

Andy tried his best to stop her from reaching you but it was completely impossible.
“I guess I really shouldve mentioned (Y/N)’s sexuality…” he muttered.
Moments later, you were ready to go to bed until you heard a banging at your door.
“The hell?…” you muttered and went to go open the door. A very angry Juliet stepped in and you became very confused.
“Uh hi Juliet.” you greeted.
“Dont you fucking hi Juliet me! What do you want with Andy huh?!” she shouted.
“What do you mean?”
“You know what I mean (Y/N) why do you keep spending so much time with him?! He hasnt even been hanging out with me because he wants to spend more time with you!! so what do you want?! to take Andy away from me?!”
You stood quiet for a minute and then out of nowhere you bursted into laughter.

Juliet became confused for a moment herself but then your laughter only pissed her off more.
“The fuck are you laughing for?!” She yelled.
You tried to catch your breath before you were able to speak.
“Okay obviously Andy has never really told you about me.”
“Like what?”
“Like the fact that I dont even like boys.” you tell her. She thought about what you said for a moment, then she finally realized. “Ooooh you mean?-“
“Thats right, I like girls, look Juliet Andy is like a brother to me, nothing more, and Im really sorry for well…taking him away from you, I dont want you to think wrong or hate me so I’ll cancel the plans we have for next week.” You say.
she immediately shook her head, “Oh no please dont, oh my goodness Im so sorry for going ape shit on you Im such an idiot.”
you giggled, “its okay to be the jealous type I actually find that pretty cute.” You say to her.
She went ahead and gave you a hug, of course you hugged back. At the end it all worked out and the two of you became good friends.
You even started spending time with both her and Andy.
you always went to bed with a smile on your face, because not only was Andy like a brother to you Juliet was now like a sister.

(Not really confident in this one but I still hope you liked :))
-YessyLove💜