im team tw

me normally: its cool, characters with no explicit mention of their gender or sexuality can be headcanoned any way you want, just don’t be mean to other people about their headcanons and everyone can play this awesome game and relate to these characters :)

me after seeing this shit: actually you know what fuck you Blanche is totally agender now, Candela is a trans woman and her and Blanche are FUCKING MARRIED and Sporky my son is a bisexual trans boy FUCKING  F I G H T  M E

Weird four am fever dream stuff?

I had like some weird Guzma head canon ideas/dream thing while I was trying to fall asleep @ four am like, Guzma making his grunts go places in pairs so they don’t get lost they gotta have a buddy at all times if they not in a group. Also idk but also thought of Guzma giving his grunts a talk about safe sex?? Like he was doing that thing where u put a condom on a banana to show how to put one on and he said some shit like “Ok I’m using a banana because I am sure you kids don’t want your boy wiping his dick out.’ idfk but also Plumeria helped with the safe sex talk too n stuff. It was weird.

Another thing was Guzma having to help his Grunts with different problem’s like one of em was gay but nervous to tell his crush his feelings and Guzma noticed him being all weird an he just ‘Do ya like that guy kid?’ and he just ‘WHAT NO-’ but they ended up having a talk and Guzma ended up convincing him to just say his feelings and he did and it went all good cause the other grunt liked him back and they became a couple.

The other one I really remember too was Guzma having to deal with one of his grunts self harming? He wasn’t pissed off he was just worried and they had a long talk and it was all emotional n stuff? Just reassuring her it was ok and that the team skull fam is there for her? And just be careful n stuff. He gave her one of his bracelets to tug on or snap if she felt like she needed to cut again.

And the last thing I remember before I had to get up was the two Gay grunts where older and gonna get married and they invited everyone in team skull to their wedding and they were worried that Guzma wasn’t gonna show up for some reason but of course he showed up to his kids wedding, he was very proud and the wedding went great.

🐺   *  WE  BELIEVED  THAT  TO  RESURRECT  THE  PERFECT  KILLER,     WE  HAD  TO  START  WITH  THE  PERFECT  EVIL.    FROM  YOU,   WE  LEARNED  TRUE  EVIL  ONLY  COMES  BY  CORRUPTING  SOMETHING  TRULY  GOOD.    

At first glance, it seems as if the joker arrived with nothing, just the suit on his back and that ridiculous grin. he’s standing in the back, simply just watching everyone else suit up or prepare their skills. if it looked like he was trying to find weak points for these heros, he was, but not for this. this was too predictable. as he gets caught staring by the person his eyes had settled on last, he doesn’t shy or look away. don’t worry, i’m not here to ruin anything, he holds his hands up in defense. he truly wasn’t, it was more like he was here to show these people how dangerous he could be. that having him cooped up in the school had suppressed who he actually was and what he could do. besides, i brought gifts, he opens his suit jacket a bit, endless pockets lined with creations of his own invention, the glint of a golden pistol hung at his waist.

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A year ago, in Robrondale | (26.06.2015)