im sure your sis will be ok

Inferior Si Problems

Pilot: Thanks for taking this flight with us, we hope to see you again. Have a great day.

Everyone: *Takes personal belongings and prepare to leave the plane*

Me: *Makes sure I have everything and am absolutely ready to leave*

Me: *Reached near the luggage claiming area*

Si: I think you forgot your bag, is it there?

Me: I’m putting it on right now

Si: Check

Me: *pokes and bag* *still skeptical* *squeezes it*

Si: I’m still skeptical but ok.. Did you check if you have your phone?

Me: *opens the bag, it’s right there*

Si: I’m not satisfied, check again.

Me: *opens bag again and checks, nothing new*

Si: It was a hallucination bro check if you have your phone

Me: *checks again* *twitches*

Si: I think you forgot your bag

Me: I’M WEARING IT RIGHT NOW

Si: CHECK

This happens to me often idk about you guys

anonymous asked:

Hi! I don't send asks very often because I'm really shy about reaching out to people, but I wanted to let you know that I absolutely love your writing. :) Your stories are adorable and they always cheer me up. I hope you're having an awesome day wherever you are (or if you're not, that it gets better soon), and I wish you the best of luck in finishing whatever stories you're working on! I'm sure they're going to be great.

sis !!!!!!! it is ok that ur shy bc u sent me this anyways and it Made My Goddamn Day i love u & i love this msg & i love that u love my stories and im so HAPPY they cheer u up and i hope UR day is SPECTACULAR and i LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! srsly thank u for this ur so sweet and the grammar of ur msg was A+ u lil cutie

PARTY IN DA HOUSE (• ◡•)

I’ve hit 1k followers soo we’ll have a party. Okay? Okay. 
This rates are special. Detailed as fuck. Soo first of all I need you to be patient. It will probably take me 3 days to finish if this gets lots of notes *if not forget all of this lmao* Soo if you dont get it today, I promise you’ll get it in the next 3 days. Also if I don’t post it today on the blog *i will tag you*, then i will send you this on private :)

also update: i’ve hurt my knee very bad. i have to go to the hospital tomorrow. soo really guys be patient. ill start with rates now and i’ll do as much as i can :) love you!

LETS GO! 

  • mbf me *still goals*
  • reblog this *likes won’t count*
  • send me “done + tell me if you want teen wolf ship too (Everyone gets 1D and 5SOS)” WARNING: if i don’t find your face page, this will be based on your about page/stuff you reblog!

WHAT YOU GET- TOLD YA IT WAS DETAILED *winky face*

*drumroll* RATE (✿◠‿◠) 

  • URL:
    lenght: » just no » could be better » its ok » omg » perf »
    meaning: » dont get it » mhm good » u kidding » cries »
  • ICON:
    » change it » meh » oh woah »omg wtf » fuck me in the ass »
  • THEME:
    » find a new one » ok but no » that’s nice » hoW » HAHA fy »
    neat: yes/no
    on a scale of 1-100: 
  • DESCRIPTION:
    » im sure you have more imagination than that » i hear ya sis »  ok accurate »  OH WELL YEP THIS IS THE SHIT » 
  • POSTS:
    » not my type » some ok some bleh » dat good » FINE ASS »
  • OVERALL:
    » me no gusta » *sighs* it ok » yo gr8 » A+ » brb hecking ur account »
    on a scale of 1-100: 
  • FOLLOWING:
    » im sure u hella but no » ily still no » why not » oh you mean STALKING »
  • FOLLOWER COUNT GUESS:
    » under 500 » more then 500 but not 1k » 1k » 1k-5 k » 5k-20k » 20 k or more bc u a queen/king »
  • FIRST IMPRESSION:
    on blog: » ew what is dis » cool » yeah kinda rad » HTML skills are on completly another level » 
    on blogger: » im not sure about this » soo nice ily » sweet and omfg and rad and idk ily u like beyonce » 
  • SONG ON SHUFFLE:
  • ADVICE:

*another drumroll* SHIPS SAILING AYY  (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥

  • 1D SHIP:
    » irish snowflake aka niall » bradford bad boi aka zayn » fine ass footballer aka louis » always fit payne train aka liam » curly long haired cutie aka harry »
  • 5SOS SHIP:
    » sleepy kitten aka michael » lead hot singer aka luke » “im not asian” baby calum » i play drums and i have long fingers and im 20 aka ashton »
  • TEEN WOLF:
    with a girl: » allison » lydia » kira » malia » erica » laura » kate » braeden »
    with a boy: » scott » stiles » jackson » derek » peter » isaac » boyd » danny » twins » liam » 

im already exhausted from making this post hLP