im sure you dont

SasuSaku blank period (Making him jealous)

“Who the hell told you about this place?”
“Temari and Ino did.” Of course it would be her friends who dragged them into this nonsense. The troublesome and the beautiful, as called by their husbands, always gave Sakura idiotic ideas, Sasuke realized. From using overwhelming aromatic oils in the bedroom to purchasing weird sex toys. Not that he didn’t enjoy that last spice up of their private life, but this was too much.
“You said we were going on a masked party, not a masked sex party.”
“I just didn’t specify, that’s all.”
“Sakura!” He choked out her name, feeling like suffocating as they were nearing the curtained entrance. “I don’t want to.”
“But darling, it’s completly anonymous, no one will recognize us.” He was doubtful about that, not many pink haired women or right-armed-only men walked the Konoha streets.

“Not because I am ashamed.” He grunted “I wouldn’t want… other people to touch you.”
“That’s not necessary to do, we can just do our own thing, but among them.” She traced her fingers along his clenched jaw, but no matter how he was turned on by her clothes, under no circumstance will she lure him in. Her wife knew how to push his buttons and get her way, but this was not happening now.
“No. I don’t want them, or you, to watch, either. I don’t want them to see, hear, smell or taste. If Shikamaru or Sai are okay with their wifes being passed around and displayed like plates of food I don’t care, but I refuse to let my wife lower herself like that.”
There was a short silence, her emerald eyes were staring at him through the mask.
“You really are jealous.” She stated, grinning.
“Obviously. You’re mine and I am not sharing you.” Her heart melted. Success, just as Ino has predicted. What Sasuke didn’t know was this was ll a set up on him to confess he can be jealous to. She wanted to make sure she wasn’t the only one whose blood was boiling when her spouse was objectified by other women. Sakura propped herself up on tiptoes to give him a thankful peck on the cheek.
“Well that changes a lot. Thank you for finally saying that, Sasuke-kun. Now let’s go home.” She turned around to walk the path back to their house, but he caught her hang and spun her around. He had something else in mind right now.

Minutes later, he had her moaning in the narrow alley next to the sinful building. His wife wanted dirty, so dirty was exactly what he planned on giving her right now. Just not on the swingers party, just not in front of eyes of the other men - sure, he was now nipping on her neck in a very public place, but this part of the villiage was pretty much deserted during the night. All due to the secrecy event taking place in the house he presed her flustered body on.
“You did this on purpouse, didn’t you, Sakura.” His lips left hers for a brief moment.
“I wanted to see you jealous, Sasuke-kun. Recently I felt like you started to lose interest in me…” He glared at her and caressed the heat between her legs. This woman is going to be the death of him.
“Pathetic.” Sasuke bit on her neck. She moaned. “So annoying…” his mouth muffled her screams as he thrust two fingers inside of her.

6

Tiger’s Eye vs Sailor Uranus
Hawk’s Eye vs Sailor Neptune

marauders: the map N E V E R L I E S

me: it’s a homemade magical map with a built in tracking device that you made as teenagers………what kind of Confidence in your own abilities……..i wish i could be that confident about my shit…………..

6

♫  don’t you let me go, let me go tonight  ♫
♫  don’t you let me go, let me go tonight  ♫

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MODERN WITCH AU

@reserve​ and i were talking about contemporary witch kylo on twitter dot com and we agreed a lot of it is probably just kylo buying too many crystals and trying to get hux to wear protective charms (and also kylo making up weird rituals to try to get hux to try new things in bed) ANYWAYS i really like the aesthetic

The book has a maroon jacket and embossed spine. It’s older, and he can tell when he picks it up and leafs through the pages. The musty smell reaches his nose and makes him sneeze into his arm. With a sniffle, he fans through the book, and it doesn’t take him long to realize it was one of Erwin’s.

His heart seizes, and he leaves the book open in his lap. He thinks about Erwin every day, sometimes every second, but Erwin’s never a surprise. Thinking of him is a constant, and the physical things that conjure Erwin are cataloged and sterilized. When Levi encounters them, he does so with bravery. Indifference. He has Erwin compartmentalized at this point into his psyche. The only place Erwin could affect him is in his dreams.

But this book. This book is different. It has Levi spooked, and he isn’t sure how to move forward. He turns a page. The language is old, the information flowery and, at this point, incorrect. It must have been Erwin’s father’s, and somehow having that knowledge made the book that much more difficult to hold. Another page and he discovers it’s talking about the ocean. His breathing gets caught in his chest as he reads.

Oceans are bodies of water with high salt content. They can range in color depending on location, from deep sapphire to gleaming turquoise. It is predicted that the ocean covers more of the surface of the world than land. Nobody has ever been able to touch the deepest depth of an ocean. Strange creatures are thought to originate under the surface.

Levi slaps the book shut and places it next to him. He brings his knees up to his chest and wraps his arms around his legs.

It wasn’t anything like that. The ocean was beautiful and living and moving. It was vast and mysterious and deep. It tasted different, like an exotic delicacy. And he supposed at the time that it was. They had never tasted freedom like that before–and that’s all the ocean was.

Freedom.

His chest grows tight, and there’s a sound emitting from his throat that’s foreign and hoarse. God dammit, he should have been there. He should have been at his side, their cloaks catching the wind like the sails of the ships illustrated on the book pages. He had fought the longest and hardest out of all of them. He got them all here. If it wasn’t for him…

The sob comes out long and hard, and Levi has never felt something shake through him so violently. His moaning cry echoes in the room as the tears pool and drop from his eyes. It wasn’t anything like that. It wasn’t some simple pages on a piece of paper. It was so fucking beautiful and Erwin wasn’t there. He wasn’t there, and it was the ugliest thing he had ever seen in his whole life. He hated the ocean. He fucking hated it.

His hands ball into his hair as he pushes his forehead into his knees. He struggles to breathe, but he doesn’t care. His sobs turn silent as he gasps in air. Erwin wasn’t there, and he’s not here now, and he can’t fucking stand it. Tears fall salty like the waters of the ocean, and he wishes so badly to drown in them.

The text above is an excerpt from a ficlet my lovely @gouguruheddo wrote for this pic to rip my heart completely into pieces <3 Thank you love.

me normally: its cool, characters with no explicit mention of their gender or sexuality can be headcanoned any way you want, just don’t be mean to other people about their headcanons and everyone can play this awesome game and relate to these characters :)

me after seeing this shit: actually you know what fuck you Blanche is totally agender now, Candela is a trans woman and her and Blanche are FUCKING MARRIED and Sporky my son is a bisexual trans boy FUCKING  F I G H T  M E

  • kara at some point im sure: why ....are you naked?
  • alex: i dont have any clothes
  • kara inevitably looking through the closet: you have jackets and shirts and and hi maggie i didnt think you belonged in a closet, and pants -

i hate when people on tumblr just say shit like “just surround yourself with positive people!!!! dont keep negative people in your life!!!!” like it’s not easy to just drop friends you’ve known for years and magically find a new gang of friends that you can trust so stop making it sound so simple

Some non-Love Square ML aus

Because as much as I adore the love square, there are lots of other miraculous ships that deserve more au goodness <3

Juleka/Rose: 

  • Greaser and Pink Lady au
  • friends with benefits except the benefits are weekly cuddling sessions au
  • college roommates au 
    • requires LOTS of mutual pining

Kim/Alix:

  • handcuffed together after a prank gone wrong au
  • “I’m going to hunt down and slaughter whoever keeps leaving their sweaty towel draped across my favorite treadmi- oh no they’re hot” au
  • forced to take ballet lessons to increase their athletic prowess au

Kim/Max: 

  • “I dont understand half of the words you said but I think you just asked me out???” au
  • kissing practice/ making out for the sake of science au
  • “I just watched you ingest a borderline lethal amount of caffeine so im going to babysit you to make sure you dont die” au

Bonus ot3 (Kim/Alix/Max):

  • paired up to do a semester-long project together au 
  • evil mastermind and his two (bickering) superhero nemesises au
  • “oh would you look at that, the bottle landed in between you two. guess I’ll just have to spend seven minutes in heaven with you both” au

Ivan/Mylene:

  • we both sit at the same desk in chemistry class and leave each other anonymous notes tucked inside au
  • musician and muse (not-so) au
  • tattooist and flower shop owner au

Chloe/Sabrina:

  • Princess and the Frog au 
    • bonus points if Chloe is the frog
  • met while on vacation au
  • SUGAR DATING AU 

Chloe/Marinette (most could work for Chloe/Alya too):

  • personal shopper (Marinette) or publicist (Alya) and the client from hell au
  • “every year we get sent to the same summer camp and we’re always camp rivals except wow puberty really hit you hard since last year wtf??!?!?” au
  • Wicked au

Nino/Alya:

  • rival radio hosts whom everyone in Paris ships au
  • Ladynino and Alya Noir au
  • “the optometrist accidentally switched our prescriptions so now I have to hunt you down while basically blind” au

Alya/Marinette: 

  • underpaid fabric store clerk only keeps her job because of the cute seamstress who comes in every day and overworked seamstress only visits the fabric store every day to see the gorgeous store clerk au
  • fan fic writer and fan artist who everyone in the fandom ships au
  • “hey so I hear our college grants more financial aid to married people… wanna elope?” au

Nino/Adrien:

  • RAPUNZEL AU
  • deaf!Adrien and musician!Nino au 
    • basically blind spots au but gayer
  • (NSFW) “Accidentally sent a dick pic to the wrong number but got an even better one back” au

Alya/Adrien:

  • rich kids playing pranks at society functions au (Alya’s mom is a world-renowned chef dont tell me this isn’t plausible)
  • “we’ve been yelling at each via reddit thread for weeks now and at this point I’ve kinnda forgotten what we were even fighting about wanna go grab coffee?” au
  • pen pals from childhood au

Nino/Marinette:

  • “Our families own rival businesses and technically we cant be friends but we still secretly trade macaroons for couscous on the DL” au 
  • street musician and street artist au
  • “I seriously didn’t mean to wander in to the women’s locker room but I heard you singing in the shower and I NEED to record music with you” au

Bonus OT4 (Alya/Adrien/Marinette/Nino):

  • “we’re in a famous band and our fans fight relentlessly over who to ship but jokes on them because we are all dating” au
  • stranded au
    • you could make this “overnight at the mall” or full-blown “shipwrecked on an island” I just wanna see these four snuggle STRUGGLE TOGETHER
  • “this dnd campaign started seriously but now it’s just devolved into us all flirting with one another behind the thin guises of our characters” au
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“im like.. plastic trash for my favorite show”
“what does that even mean”
“it never rots”

Shout out to all the trans aces who:

  • Don’t feel ‘truly’ asexual because you don’t know whether your dysphoria is having an affect on your sexuality
  • Feel that your trans-ness can’t be removed from your ace-ness but are told it should be
  • Don’t feel comfortable in hypersexual LGBT spaces
  • Have had your asexuality invalidated by people who say you can’t be ace and trans
  • Have had your trans-ness invalidated by people who say you can’t be ace and trans
  • Are happy that you’re trans and ace
  • Are sad that you’re trans and ace

Your feelings are valid. Your identities are valid. And you are amazing (ace, even!).

I’m worried… He thinks Jesse thinks little of him for some reason…?

Pate-Hoje às 21:45
HONESTLY I’M MORE INTO SUN NOT ADMITTING HE’S NOT STRAIGHT WHILE HAU IS JUST SO GOOD HE QUESTIONS HIS HETEROSEXUALITY

Pate-Hoje às 21:47
“im not gay”
[looks at hau]
“im probably not gay”

Nagito Komamerda-Hoje às 21:47
what if hau is super open about his sexuality

Pate-Hoje às 21:47
yeah man im into that

Nagito Komamerda-Hoje às 21:47
what if he said sun was cute and sun freaked out and went but im not into guys
and hau said oh its ok i repect that
but sun started growing more and more jealous of hau admiring other guys
it turns into that one article
man worries hes being homophobic against roommate, turns out he had a crush on him

Pate-Hoje às 21:48
yES

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I WARNED YOU TO GET OUT OF MY WAY  

please help

i know not many of you - if even someone - is gonna try to help us, but haters of topp dogg are trying to ruin our boys. the hate is just stupid people being hateful toward the member jenissi for something he did while he was drunk and he apologized for it. but he obviously read some of the hate he was receiving, which led to him deleting all his instagram posts, changing his ig name from his stage name to his real name. last time something like this happened a topp dogg member left the group. but thats a different story.

basically what im kindly asking you for is to please help us trend #WeLoveYouJenissi on twitter because he’s a precious human who doesn’t deserve hate like this.

i’m just gonna leave this pic of him volunteering in vietnam  (cr:  @smol-yooncheol)