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drinking tips 4 beginners

ok so i know i have a lot of young followers and i haven’t rlly seen any posts like this so here r some tips i’ve learned from personal experience, observation, n friends!!! i hope this helps u guys and feel free to add ur own!!!

  • DRINK WATER in between drinks im so serious it’ll help a lot w the hangover in the morning 
  • eat a big meal before u plan to drink a lot n also make sure to eat something afterwards/before sleeping!!!! 
  • know ur limit…like rlly know when to stop
  • if u drink wine u WILL “lose ur legs” 
  • never ever ever drink alone!!!!!!!!!! be with people you trust to take care of u!!!!!!!!
  • know the alcohol content of whatever ur drinking bc if u drink a couple of beers ur gonna be alright at the end of the night but if u go for The Hard Stuff just know ur gonna get hammered way sooner
  • dont drink if u dont want to bc peer pressure is real n it’s more than okay to say no
  • (i only drink red wine so i would say to only have 3 glasses of it bc after the lucky number 3 things go down hill pretty fast)
  • dont take drinks from strangers!! never leave ur drink alone!!! always carry it with u wherever u go!!!!!
  • dont switch drinks like if ur going to drink beer then stay with that choice all night dont switch to whiskey you’ll thank me later ok just trust me
  • PACE YOURSELF
  • again…..know when to stop
  • dont get absolutely toasted every time u drink bc thats not fun 
  • before u go to bed make sure to lay out a glass of water n pain killer just in case u feel like garbage in the morning
  • just know that u will say and do embarrassing things when ur lit it’s inevitable
  • dont go to bed without washing ur face or showering,, this isnt a real tip just a reminder that it’s better to be hungover n fresh than hungover n nastee!
  • if u wear sunglasses indoors everyone will know ur hungover but it’s ok bc #relatable
  • turn off ur phone when u go out bc like u have to be super super intoxicated to actually drunk text but better safe than sorry!!! ur ex wont think it’s cute btw!!! (also drunk selfies r sloppy n no one knows what ur gonna post when ur out of it lmao)
  • dont post pictures of urself drinking on social media just dont (especially if ur underage)
  • if you’ve never drank before know that when u get Tipsy the room will be fuzzy n even if u dont know it ur going to be stumbling lmao
  • dont wear high heels if u know ur getting drunk just DONT bc then ur going to have to go barefoot wherever u are n that’s never a good idea bc germs
  • know that drinking is 100% ok for young ppl (18 or over) n that it can be fun but u absolutely do not have to do it, u can stop whenever u want to, and it’s not an every day activity!!!!! don’t make it a habit bc it’s a good time until it’s not!!!! just make sure ur comfortable and safe and it’ll be ok!!!!! stay safe everyone n bottoms up!!!!

anonymous asked:

ok but how would sasuke propose ?

im 100% sure ive talked about this before but i can’t find that post anymore so i’ll just do it again

They’ve been together for a few years, and Naruto is content with the way things are, but Sasuke feels like there is something missing. He wants more. He grew up with his idea of marriage being what his parents had. A union of love, shared between two people who chose eachother for who they were, and to him, marriage still feels like something special. To him, being married means making an eternal promise to your partner, that you’ll never leave them and that you’ll always be there for eachother, and that is something Sasuke really treasures. Especially when it comes to him and Naruto. It’s something he wants, but simultaneously also something that scares the absolute crap out of him. He’s already lost everything dear to him once, and even though it’s been years and the nightmares are few and far between nowadays, there’s still a small part of him that’s afraid something like that might happen again one day. The fear never really goes away, but even so, he still wants it. 


Naruto, however, has never really thought about marriage before. There was no one around him married when he was younger, so why would he? Sure, he knows what marriage is, and he’s seen married people happy together in the village, but he’s never given it any thought besides that (especially not in regards of his own love life) so he doesn’t really hold that much value to it. If you’re already with the person you love most in the world, then why would you need a piece of paper to prove it?? He just doesn’t really get it. 

So it starts with Sasuke carefully telling Naruto about his views on marriage, letting him know it’s something he’d ultimately want out of the relationship he has with the person he cares for the most, and slowly Naruto starts understanding what it means, at least to Sasuke, and he starts considering it for himself. With the way Sasuke is describing it, it really does sound like something beautiful, something just for them, something he would definitely want for him and Sasuke. 

It’s three weeks later, and they’ve talked about it a few more times in the meantime, and Sasuke feels like now is the time to ask. The more they talk about marriage, the more he feels like it’s starting to become something Naruto wants as well, and he feels like now would be the right time to take the chance. He has his old hitai-ate melted down into two rings,  one with the Uchiha clan symbol engraved into it for Naruto, and one with the Uzumaki clan symbol engraved into it for him. He asks Naruto to join him at the old pier they used hang out at as children, and that’s where he asks his question. He doesn’t go down on one knee like he’s sure his father did for his mother, but instead sits next to Naruto at the end of the pier, their fingers entangled on Naruto’s knee, and he carefully lets the rings slide down into Naruto’s lap. 

At first, Naruto doesn’t say anything. He just stares at the rings in his lap, and Sasuke feels his throat closing up. What if this was all a big misunderstanding? What if this really wasn’t something Naruto wanted after all and he’d said no? But then Naruto carefully untangles his fingers from Sasukes’ to pick them up for closer inspection. He sees their clan symbols engraved on the insides, and he thinks about everything Sasuke told him about his view on marriage, and suddenly he can’t stop the big smile from creeping up on his face anymore. He wants this, just as badly as Sasuke does. 

He grabs Sasuke by the hand, and janks him up to his feet. “Put mine on me! And let me put yours on you!” And they do, Sasuke still feeling a little shaky and weak in the knees from when time had seemed to crawl to a stop when he’d first slid the rings into Naruto’s lap and Naruto had only stared at them, but now they’re both looking at the rings on their fingers with wonder, and maybe a little bit of excitement, because this is really happening, they’re really getting married, and then suddenly Sasuke feels himself getting knocked back by a heavy ball of blond excitement, he feels his foot starting to slide off the edge of the pier and before he’s able to process what’s happening, they’re lying in the water together. 

‘You usuratonkachi’, is what he wants to say, but what comes out instead is one of the realest, most genuine laughs Naruto has ever heard from him, and Naruto can’t help but kiss him silly.

anonymous asked:

how do you start off to be a famous blogger?

lmao ok

1-realize theres no such thing

2-this is tumblr everything here is irrelevant its all made up

3-pray

i kid i kid

if you really want advice about how to be like, idk, tumblr successful or whatever you should probably ask someone other than me

the major reason i have any followers at all is i have a tendency to do fucking stupid ass things like calling children dinosaur goats or giving blind kids menus in restaurants and then making tumblr posts about them

im not even very good at tumblr in november i made a post that said i was taking a few days off of this shithole and i didnt come back for three months and im pretty sure only like 4 people noticed i left or came back so thats spot on

people really respond to original content so i guess if you want followers i would say post a lot of original posts (they dont have to be funny they just have to be something people enjoy or relate to or something)

or if you’re lucky enough to be blessed with a hot face you could always just post a lot of selfies and drag in thirst follows 

the realist secret to tumblr is literally just be active like send asks play games reblog shit make friends post your own things make shitty attempts at being funny and dont take any of this nonsense seriously we all hate this place anyway

anonymous asked:

Ahh sorry kylux anon again: i know you didn't post in the tag or anything!! I just meant that like when you search "kylux" on tumblr unfortunately your posts are indexed by tumblr too because they have "kylux" in them??? anyway sorry again you don't really need to change anything but I guess like if you weren't aware or something they do show up in tumblr's stupid search thing and if someone forgets to search "#kylux" instead of "kylux" they see it

ye im not going to stop using the words for things on my blog, just make sure youre looking through tagged content instead of searched content. im 100% aware of the tumblr search failture but its also not my problem as a blogger. i wont tag things to be found by people just havin a good time online but im not going to */–*/ words because that is incredibly tedious and unnecessary as long as people who are sensitive to certain things just use the tagged feature.

anonymous asked:

i kiiiinnnnnddddaaa wanna do an askblog for my oc + bendy and boris but im nervous- should i??

YES! Don’t worry about it! Just go ahead, but make sure to plan things out before hand! Like the name, pictures, content, etc. Also tag me in the first post or something so I can see it when it’s done! But if you’re to nervous, it’s okay! There is always a tomorrow.

Things My Best Friend Said While Watching The Maze Runner With Me Sentence Starters
  • 1: What a pissy little shitbag
  • 2: He can go get gangbanged by a bunch of greivers I dont give a fuck.
  • 3: Ha! You fuckin' deserve it you shitweave!
  • 4: Um, can I fuck you?
  • 5: I have a sharp tool in my fist and im not sure if I know how to use it.
  • 6: ____ is such a fucking coward I am not content with this.
  • 7: I'm gonna take this knife from you. You seem a little manic.
  • 8: I'm waiting for ____ to be like 'you going to shag or something up there?'
  • 9: Oh, how the sexual tension begins.
  • 10: I have a penis and you have a vagina. That's how we're different.
  • 11: There's your lovey-dovey side, I was waiting for that.
  • 12: 'Cause I'm an asshole and I like to make assumptions.
  • 13: He looks like a dog in a cage. His eyes are like LET ME FREE.
  • 14: *sings* I wanna fuck you, in the butt.
  • 15: Did you just grab my ass? What is going on?
  • 16: That opened up in a very strange way I am very uncomfortable.
  • 17: Run motherfucker.
  • 18: Whooooo I just shat myself.
  • 19: This is such a bonding experience.
  • 20: YOU PESSIMISTIC PIECE OF SHIT!!!
  • 21: Oh look! Boibs!
  • 22: Yay! An excuse to fuck!
  • 23: Oh you are so gay for him.
  • 24: This is some Nightvale shit.
  • 25: Look at how many people got stabbed in the ass.
  • 26: ____ was right--Girls are awesome.
  • 27: Good morning starshine! The world says you're going to die.
  • 28: LOOK AT HIS FACE. LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FACE.
  • 29: I miss that boner.
  • 30: Just casually gonna kick you in the balls.
  • 31: ____ has balls the size of the moon.
  • 32: All the important people survived. Fantastic.
  • 33: The rage inside me is immeasurable.