im still so mad at you

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Welpp Friday was a madness basically

Queen P was in the city so @crown-pigeon , Damien and I found a motive and dragged her with us. Needless to say it was fairly decent. Nah it was too lit

Okay I swear there was due to be more snaps but my phone broke as soon as we got into the club so you’re just gonna have to hold these x

@roydahomie I hope your night was fully of banter and jokes bubs! I swear I got too many stories from this 

*Ahem Nathaniel choking on a cherry stem

And the girl stalking poor Damien

Aaand that guy in the middle of the dance, you literally had to be there to see him

I don’t care if it hurts your feelings you don’t care about all the lgbt+, poc, women/fellow women of your countries feelings either, so if you voted trump PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME, just get out of here I don’t want you.

just heads up for the anime watchers (since I feel the need to), in this scene in the anime

it’s supposed to be this

you’re welcome

  • you: mary's death is important!!! it is important so sherlock stops being arrogant!! and it is important the show has conflict!!! john and sherlock need conflict or the show is stagnant!!!!
  • me, an intellectual: in episode 5.8 of elementary, Jonny Lee Miller's Sherlock Holmes decides that he is far too clever to continue attending recovery meetings. Joan "played by Lucy Lui whose character is not a cheating hypocritical white male" Watson points out to Sherlock that addicts who continue going to meetings maintain their recovery better than those who don't. After some crime solving and self reflection, Sherlock takes Joan's advice and returns to regularly attending meetings wherein he acknowledges his arrogance and starts on the path of unlearning his arrogance. This happens as a result of mutual honesty and respect between him and his best friend/equal partner Joan "played by Lucy Lui whose character is not a cheating hypocritical white male" Watson and Sherlock's disposition for self-reflection and the best part??????? No women were killed to make male characters more interesting because Elementary is not written by misogynistic wankers who openly admit to not reading valid critiques of their show, but is written by decent humans that care about their audience AND the sensitivity of their content.
  • P.S. If you are anti!elementary, or a tjlc person pretending your fetishistic misogyny is lgbt representation, this post is not for you so please kindly don't interact with it.
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I once said to her the 13th prince is handsome. The 14th prince is talented in martial arts. I told her to marry one of the two. Yet this girl insisted on marrying the 10th prince. She said he was her first love. If I had known, I would have stopped her. But I suppose she would still have married him even if she knew this would happen. My Soon Deok was that kind of girl.

The OUAT fandom
  • Swan Queen shippers: So, we ship Swan Queen. Isn't it an awesome, beautiful ship? Too bad the writers are still queerbaiting.
  • Rumbelle shippers: We feel you. They screwed up our ship too. We see the chemistry btw.
  • Outlaw Queen shippers: We totally respect Swan Queen, but we ship Outlaw Queen. It was nice to see Regina happy for a change. But, yeah, one of them is dead so that sucks.
  • Swanfire shippers: Sorry you guys have to go through that, our second half also died and we still miss him. :( Most of us now ship Emma/happiness, so we're with you, Swan Queeners!!
  • Snowing shippers: Hey y'all, we just want to send you some love, our ship isn't handled in the best possible way either, but at least they are both alive and canonically true love.
  • Swan Queen shippers: Group hug!!
  • *Rumbelle, Outlaw Queen, Swanfire and Snowing shippers join in for the hug*
  • CSers: HA!!!!!!!!!! Your ships all suck. So glad Neal is dead, Rumbelle and Snowing only steal screen time from Killy the saint and ew.. two women as mothers of a child and lovers? It's a family show for God's sake! NOW BOW DOWN TO THE GLORIOUS ONE AND ONLY SHIP!!!!

“Shipping Clalec isn’t hurting anyone!!!!”

Okay but consider this:

  • It’s hurtful for gay people, especially gay men, who finally have a canon gay character they can relate to and then see straight people basically tell them it’s wrong to be gay and they should be in straight relationships instead
  • it’s hurtful for bi people who relate to Magnus and then see Clalec shippers call Magnus a manipulative predator for his attraction towards Alec, basically telling bi people that bisexuals are manipulative and predatory in their attraction
  • it’s hurtful to both gay as bi people when Clalec stans say ‘oh but what if Alec is actually bi!!!!’ because not only are they erasing his homosexuality but they are also using bisexuality as a tool for their blantant homophobia and are ignoring his perfect bisexual love interest
  • it is actually hurting a lot of people
  • thank god it’s not hurting straight fans tho imagine if they didn’t have all the possible straight rep they could have!!!!!

“you really never want an uncomplicated declaration of love for a couple you like”

yeah um full offense after watching laura and carmilla go through so much together. seeing them suffer and nearly break apart for good in season two and come back together and still love each other with their everything in spite of every reason they have not to– in laura’s dying moments there’s literally nothing wrong with them saying i love you to one another. can she fucking stop.

  • Bioware: Yeah so Jaal's suddenly straight, sorry, here's a female Angara to romance though because that's totally the same thing!
  • Me: Sorry, my face is tired from... dealing with your bullshit
How i see the mars signs

Aries Mars:  HELLA ANGRY OMG. they talk with such anger and hostility and like can be so so so so brutal and mean and physically violent sometimes.

Taurus Mars: Stubborn like if there pissed at you they probably won’t change what there stance is until to you until you apologize and maybe will still be pissed at you.

Gemini Mars: okay like every gemini placement THEY ARE ALL OVER THIS PLACE WITH THERE ANGER like “OMG IM SO MAD, wait cats are cool, no wait what i mad about again”

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Cancer Crew Preference- How They'd Act When They're Mad At You.

Cancer Crew Preference- How They’d Act When They’re Mad At You.
A/N Again, MY opinions.

JOJI/FILTHY FRANK
•He doesn’t get mad easily, but when he does, hes the king of making you feel guilty.
•Joji would ignore you, knowing that it made you feel bad for what you did.
•When you’d start wrapping your arms around him to try and get him to respond to you, he’d simply stand there stiffly.
•Eventually, he’d give in and hug you back, but not until you’ve tried a few times.
•"Im still mad.“ "Im sorry” “I know baby”
•He can’t stay mad for more than a day unless you messed up big time
•He’s your number one fan, so its really hard for him to be mad at you.

IAN/IDUBBBZTV
•Hes mad at you frequently, you irritate him, yet he can’t get enough of you.
•Ian would argue with you, it would end in a bug blow out and days ignoring each other.
•Hes stubborn so the first time you try and apologize, he ignores you.
•After a few days, he accepts your apology and the two of you make-up through the medium of love™ ;^)
•It will probably happen again though

MAX/MAXMOEFOE
•Screaming, cursing and a big expression of feelings.
•He doesn’t get mad easily because he’s pretty chill
•Max cries more than you do.
•"Fuck me, will you let me fucking speak cunt?“ Hed repeat, even if you were letting him.
•The neighbours aren’t pleased when you argue because max has no volume control.
•He talks more than you do.
•He might smash a bottle or two, then apologize after because he feels bad for being aggressive
•He calms down fairly quick.

WARREN(?)/HOWTOBASIC
•He wouldn’t share his eggs with you
•Growling
•Loud groaning
•No jokes

A/N I didn’t do chad because I wasn’t feeling it. But here you go, im aware its not very good ok. Requests still open.

What if Aaron was just a little bit taller than Andrew? Not even a few inches, just a few centimeters. You can barely notice it but it’s there and it makes Andrew so mad. Aaron holds it over him f o r e v e r

do u wanna hear a story

in primary school i had like ok handwriting but apparently not good enough to get a pen license IM STILL MAD ABOUT THAT and like my teacher gave out pen licenses to everyone in the class except me and a guy called emerson anyway i came home and mum was like i have a sURPRISE FOR YOU cause she knew that day was when they were giving out pen licenses and she reached out gave me a pen with my name engraved into it and i was like …. i didnt get my pen license … and she was so sad and i was so sad and it was the worst day honestly i literally feel so sad just writing this thinking about it omg

anyway from then on my handwriting improved randomly and in high school people would always compliment me on it and teachers would be like wtf ive never seen someone write so neat and ppl would get me to write letters to the teachers for them and pretend it was their parents and like it was the BEST getting compliments on that because it was something i was so self conscious and sad about and it was like a massive fuk u to the teacher that didnt give my license to me on t he same day as like the rest of the class in grade 5

anyway moral of the story sometimes u get better at things that u were once shit at and its cool but also sometimes u stay shit but like in this case i didnt stay shit fuck yeah tbh!!!!!! i think emersons writing stayed shit tho