im still laughing at myself ha

it took me like three years but i finally got a commission from @johannathemad !!! she was sweet enough to do some Yorkalina fanart for me and I absolutely have not stopped screaming since I saw it, holy shit

Commitment has always been scary for me. The thought of devoting myself to one person seemed impossible. I get bored too easily for that. But with you it was different. I could spend eternity listening to your voice, your laugh, and all your stupid little jokes.
Catching Up to You

Originally posted by onlydarylnormanfic

Originally posted by jdmfanfiction

Summary: Charlie and Negan come face to face

Pairings: Daryl xOC / Negan x OC

Warnings: None

Author’s note: I like this chapter cuz I like Daryl :)

Chapter Three


Favorite Girl

“Ho-holy shit!”

Negan laughed loudly, a wide, joyous smile on his face. I backed against the wall, holding Judith close to my chest. He crept into the room, slowly like a predator stalking its prey, holding his bat at the end of it’s handle, letting it trail on the floor.

“Am I seein’ things or is it a goddamn dream come true?” He let out a crackle of laughter. “Is that my girl? My favorite girl?”

I shut my eyes, my entire body shaking.

“Mm,” he got closer, “baby, you have changed. But so have I.”

I swallowed, opening my eyes slowly, “Go away, please.”

Negan smiled, his tongue captured between his teeth, “Oh, baby, I’m not goin’ anywhere. Do you know how goddamn happy I am to see you?”

He stepped forward, invading my space, and set his bat down on the baby changing table beside us. He brought both his hands up and took Judith from my embrace; I tried to tug her back, but he tsked at me, his breath danced across my chin, “Who’s this little angel, huh? She yours?” He held her in his arms and then looked at me, his eyes growing dark, “One of these fucks knock you up?”

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anonymous asked:

56 for james and aleks please and thank you???

56. things you said in the spur of the moment

“Marry me,” James says in a rush, and Aleks looks over at him wide-eyed, like he’s just grown an extra head. Maybe he has. James doesn’t know, doesn’t care.

“What the fuck?” Aleks asks stupidly, and then ducks behind the car with a swear as another bullet ricochets past their heads. James ducks down, presses his back against the car and automatically checks the magazine of his gun as he does so. Okay, so they’re in the middle of a shootout with the cops, and half their crew are shooting too while the rest are trying to get to them for a getaway, and this is probably the worst possible time for this, but fuck it. James doesn’t care.

“Marry me,” he repeats. “Right now.”

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today i found out that my cute friend in my physics class 

  • likes these two german metal bands
  • goes to hot topic for cool star wars wristbands (pleased, i am)
  • wants to get his ears pierced and dye his hair dark red but his mom won’t let him he’d be rly cute tho
  • looks extra cute without his glasses on, i almost cried
  • achieved god level procrastination but still manages to get his homework done on time 
    • just like me ;_;
  • writes smut fics, spends even more time reading them
  • read the fucking art of war because he was bored
  • looks really cute n happy when he talks about something he likes
    • i already knew this
    • i just like to acknowledge it
  • has a nice laugh i wanna wrap myself in (is that even possible i dont care)
  • used to live in a big house in vegas when he was a kid
  • is slowly ruining my l i f e

im falling deeper into the rabbithole ladies and gentleman 


anonymous asked:

I don't have a best-friend, and I'm afraid that I never will because it seems like everyone else already has one of their own. Do you think that's unrealistic? Aside from that, I think that you're lovely. I hope that you had an amazing day, and I hope that you have a blessed night. ✨ Thank you for being someone that I admire.

First realize most people who say they have a “bestfriend” forces it and that aint no damn bestfriend. Most of these people only call them their bestfriends because they are always in eachothers proximity or they have known eachother for a long time yet dont check up on eachother everyday and barley know their parents names. Most people in relationships say that their partner is their “bestfriend” but usually they only say that because they drifted from all their friends and their bf/gf is the only person they talk to lmao. There are people who say that they have a bestfriend yet they dont know that person inside and out, they dont hit them up everyday to find out how their day was and if they ate, they have no idea whats going on in their personal life or at home, they dont know their true naked soul. I AM BLESSED to have a real bestfriend a one of a kind a soulmate! WE ARE IN TWO DIFFERENT STATES NOW and She still facetimes me everyday, she asks me if i ate, she buys me gifts I forgot i told her i wanted but she paid attention hard enough to listen and surprise me, she knows me better than i know myself, she makes me laugh when im down, she has been through HELL(i mean HELL) and back with me. That is a bestfriend i would honestly die for her if it came down to it. She came out of the blue and if you told me that we would be bestfriends when i first met her… I would have a hard time believing you. 4 years strong and i know for a fact she will be here till the day i die. Thats a soulmate they come when you least expect it. Dont look for it. Universe will guide you to it. I love you baby have an amazing night ❤️

anonymous asked:

Im a destiel fan who hates Jack. Jack being equated with Dean to Cas disguts me (as does Jack all together or the whole incest sam and dean daddy storyline) , so if anybody should be mentioned after Dean re: Cas it should be Sam , his friend of a decade and not Jack satans manchild writers pet fanservice crack fic trope. Lmao I laughed at this myself I dont think there is hope for me with my hatred against Jack he could marry deancas and I still would want him to drop dead

But Jack has done basically nothing? I mean now he’s another bland white guy to add to the cast but at this point we’re just going to have to lump it on that issue if we’re committed to carrying on watching since he’s already cast and a series regular and what do we do with that… 

I mean… Do you just hate the fan spec about him?? Or what he did as an unborn baby and all the drama about him and Kelly because the Buckleming episodes were so dreary for a large chunk of the season? I mean I TOTALLY get being indifferent to him because I really don’t know how I’ll feel about him until I get to enjoy him on screen but I’m hoping I’ll like him so the season is easy to watch… I don’t hate him even if the concept hasn’t exactly been grabbing me, because I still consider myself in the pre-opinion stage on Jack because we know basically nothing about the actual character except some spoilers here and there? If the actor has a ton of fun charm and sells the character then I’m all for it. I didn’t really like Amara for the first half of season 11 but Emily Swallow was great so when they just let her be Amara and ditched the kid stuff I came to quite like her because she had great presence and made me believe in the character, while the parade of little girls and teenagers was… not great. 

But anyway, sorry I think you’re completely misunderstanding Dabb. I mean I answered that question thinking you were a Sam/Cas shipper with a generic Dean n Cas are buddies answer but it’s the same answer I think explains anything PR-y because they are not going to talk about Dean n Cas as if they are a romantic couple in the PR because they’re not selling it that way. I mean I’d love it if Dabb came out to give a paragraph to Dean’s reaction with a wink wink of course he acts different, but it me it’s great he mentioned Dean and Jack as having a strong bond with Cas and just forgets Sam because it’s in dropping Sam that it points out - PLATONICALLY as this is how he’s talking about it - Dean has an immensely powerful relationship with Cas. And Jack has one too for different reasons, in the same way Amara sprung up latched onto Dean, Jack and Cas have a connection which is sudden and ambiguous.

OF COURSE Dabb isn’t talking about either of these as a romantic bond or comparing them against each other as if they are. It says nothing about Jack and Cas to compare it about Cas and Dean in the context of words coming out of the showrunner’s mouth in a short teasing interview for a website where he says like 3 paragraphs intended to get a general audience worked up about watching the next season. This is why we say “PR is not showrunning” because these interviews do not reflect exactly the purpose or intent of the writers because they’re selling a party line on what it all means in the broadest possible way which sounds best… Any analysing we do on these words is reading between the lines with our extra knowledge to guess at it, but it’s all deeply, deeply… surface level and trite. There’s noooothing to worry about here.

I mean, I don’t know, I’m still waiting to see if I like Jack or not but the point is that Dabb was just laying out some emotional directions for the story there, suggesting what dynamics are going to be interesting for us maybe. You don’t like Jack, so whatever he says about Jack isn’t for you, fair enough… But he’s not devaluing Sam and Cas or whatever in that omission. He’s trying to sell the new character to people who don’t have a strong opinion or need reminding the show is coming back and to check it out when it does. Saying Cas and Dean have a strong relationship is a given, and Jack and Cas are connected already in the story based on how the end of last season went down, so it’s natural to mention that too. Sam and Cas are close but that’s a given and apparently not a direction the story needs to focus on since last season they weren’t building up anything dramatic…

I mean, idk what to say still even now I get it but that maybe you need to stop taking Dabb at his word that everything he says is of utmost carved in stone importance about the show and character dynamics and this indicates literally everything he feels about the characters, and how season 13 will play out. He’s just giving an interview to try and get people excited about things. 

anonymous asked:

Top 5 ways Chris has ruined your life

i legit say chris has ruined my life all the time, because he’s inactive, because i’ll never be able to meet him, because he’s a lil shit who just posts pictures of his motorcycle when all we want is a selfie

but in all honestly chris has actually made my life a lot better, (i don’t particularly love my life if im honest) and becoming a fan of chris has genuinely made me happy, i am so proud to be a fan of this man, he’s literally just a great fucking guy, not to mention how talented he is!! and yes of course i find him attractive (imo if you don’t you need to go to specsavers) but even if he wasn’t as good looking as he is, even if i didn’t think he looked like a fucking god, i would still love him just as much as i do now because he is such an amazing man and hdjsjdndk now im getting emotional

also being on here has allowed me to make loads of friends who i genuinely love speaking to and can have such a laugh with and be myself with so im thankful for that aswell

the only thing that has sort of ruined my life (sooo dramatic) is the fact that i feel like I have to defend chris on a daily basis for no reason whatsoever because he has never, ever stepped a foot out of line, but i have to defend him from people who make up lies about him and mock him 24/7 (and yes i do feel like he needs defending because he has never done anything to merit the hate he gets and that needs to be said over and over)

so yeah that got really deep lmao and im sorry and i bet y'all thought i was gonna go down the jokey and sarcastic route but nahhh just me being emotional over chris again

anonymous asked:

tbh im contradicting myself greatly because i always found shipping irl people to be gross and all that but then i came across this ship and it's just hhh-- because i still don't like shipping people irl but this goddamn ship has me suspicious because jimin and jungkook definitely have something going on

ahahhaha, this made me laugh. because i used to be the same. i only ever shipped 2 real life couples before ji/kook, and i had always thought shipping real life people and then i got into ji/kook and i was like “wow. they’re gay” and here i am :/// it’s okay though, you don’t have to ship them to think there’s something going on. there’s nothing wrong with not shipping them :)

Staying in the Closet

mylovelywhouffle submitted: 

 Both my parents believe that its only natural to date the oppisite gender. Anything else and they rather not hear it. My mother says she supports everyone no matter their sexuality but i could see the pain in her smile when she over heard a conversation between me and my friend who happened to come out as bisexual. Afterwards, she asked if all my friends were like that or normal? I was surprised and a bit offended because no matter what everyone is normal, we’re all human. Unfortunately, my mother and father always like to joke of poeple who are gay, lesbian, bi, or anyone who is not attracted to the opposite gender alone, in other words, if you’re not straight they will not take you seriously. My sister on the other hand believes everyone deserves to love and be loved. Sadly her words never seem to match her actions. My brother however, is a supporter who knows that love is love no matter the gender. My sister is straight, her past relationships prove it and my parents know it. My brother has began an interest in girls since he was little, which my parents love. He always shows the “normal behavior” a boy should have, well according to my parents. They tell me that its the human instict to reproduce. I however, have never showed any bit of interest in a boyfriend. My mother think that im just not mature enough to handle it and thinks im just a kid. My father is affraid that i might be a lesbian because he has only met my friends who happen to be female. My sisters keeps arguing that i just don’t have the time since i have school. While my brother just has no clue if i like boys or girls. Since he has met a few of my friends who he describes as eccentric, he’s curious, i can see it in his eye but never asks me anything. But i know im asexual (Pan-romantic Asexual) still ace though. But i dont want to tell them or anyone. I still have friends, im happy so i feel like not telling anyone is the best way to keep my family from asking a lot of questions i rather not answer. Sure, if they ever ask i wont deny my sexuality but because they continue to assume all the time without asking, i dont feel that telling them will make them stop. Some of my friends are open and very understanding of all the sexualities but still seem not to care if it doesnt concern them. They dont seem to want to find out anything at all if has nothing to do with them. They sometimes joke around about how sex is one of the reasons to be in a relationship, they laugh it off as nothing but i never laugh. I always say that love can happen without sex but in the end they just laugh and assume im joking. I dont see myself telling them or my parents beacuse they all have their mind set on the way a “perfect relationship” should be.

im so fucking glad this website has helped me stop comparing black girls to white girls, like white girls are some damn unit of measurement that every other race should use to determine their beauty

im so glad this website has helped me realize that black girls are so damn powerful and so damn beautiful and so damn funny, and intelligent, and don’t have to be the stereotypical “black girl”, but are still so gorgeous and arent creatures to laugh at if they eat fried chicken and love shakin their big black booties 

god, black girls are so fucking gorgeous, so underestimated, and im so glad this website has helped me love myself more, and my sisters who fought and are still fighting for recognition 

you go, queens. and thank you, black tumblr 

Hi and welcome to the Highlights of Amnesia Co-Op! C: 

This is an AMAZING VIDEO and probably one of my faves from Pewds and Cry so far and I’m still so happy and also #pewdiecry. Lemme begin tho

  • “I’m gonna send you a snapchat of the Skype call right now so she knows what I’m doing.”
    “So she knows you’re not cheating on her?”
    “I guess so.”
    “But I mean technically…”
    “*maniacal laughter* PEWDIECRY.”
  • *disclaimer* cheyenne and marzia are absolutely allowed to dislike pdc!! everyone is allowed to have an opinion!! don’t hate on anyone for it and please don’t ever disrespect them/their relationships thank you!!
  • “Who doesn’t think it’s weird?”
    “Dude… I think it’s hot.”
    “I mean it is hot.”
  • Pewds’ little audio check song
  • Cry trying to sync his gamma with Pewds’ - and then judging him for having a lot of gamma
  • Cry making fun of Tobuscus this seems like a normal thing now
  • and then they try to sync their movement omg
  • MrNord94
  • “I feel like you’re a ghost in the room with me, Cry.”
    “I mean, we pretty much are. I’m Aiden. From Beyond Two Souls.”
  • Cry teaching Pewds to say Laudanum
  • “It’s in Oslo.”
    “I wonder where that is.”
    “It’s in Norway… it says it!”
  • “I’m gonna take this painting with me. It’s gonna be my Stephano.”
  • “They use monsters as guards?”
    “Yeah, this is a very well secured bank. It’ll keep all of the twelve-year-olds out.”
  • “Oh, god, Cry, the guards. The guards, Cry.” “Oh god, the guards.” “The guards.” “The guards.” “The ga-”
  • “I’m gonna bring the chair. It’s Chairfano. Let’s go." 
    "Hey. It’s Mr. Chair. How dare you.”
    “Ohhh, I’m so sorry I don’t know all of your Amnesia friends.”
    “And he has feelings, all right?”
    “Does he really. It’s a freaking piece of wood.”
  • “I’ll remember 2 4.”
    “I’ll remember 7 6.”
  • “If you really hate your life, guys, you can commit crimes if you want to.”
  • Pewds gives it a 10.5/10 and Cry gives a 4/10
  • “Like this video. Please.”
    “Fucking sellout.”
  • “I don’t do it because it’s against myself.”
    “Even though you do do it…”
    “Can we just pretend I don’t do it?”
    “If you want. If you wanna still be friends.”
  • “Let’s go look at pictures of us getting drunk fucking each other.”
    “That’s what we do any day.”
    “That’s what we’re gonna do right now.”
    “Send me the URL.”


what were your fave parts let me know!! send me an ask or reblog hmu guys