right so i literally just woke up from this dream where the stranger things kids were attending hogwarts and with their absolute knack and love of science, they were LOVING potions and professor snape as a result, and snape?? was not having it???
dustin kept cornering him and showing up at his office door and even managed to find his personal quarters because he kept having science questions and even though snape kept calling them idiots and dunderheads, they still attached themselves to snape like it was steve harrington calling them little shits
anyway will was the chosen one in this timeline so harry was being ignored in the background but he dressed like the fandom imagines sirius did so the only logical conclusion is “since harry isn’t the chosen one he got to live with sirius and sirius passed down his wardrobe” so im so glad my sweet boy is finally free of this burden (except he still had the lightening bolt scar?? so in this timeline boy who lived =/= the chosen one i guess??), bless him for walking around in leather jackets and shades indoors, making out with boys in dark corridors (snape was not having that either?? but severus didn’t get to reprimand him because mike showed up frantic)
apparently will had been kidnapped and he was in the forbidden forest but snape never made any promises about saving this chosen one so he didn’t care until now because mike was literally panicking about will and that’s when severus realized that damn it, he’s grown attached?? to these kids?? and he can’t leave them in the forest to die?? because he knows if he doesn’t help they’ll go alone??
so snape literally flies to the forest with dustin and mike and lucas and max (idek where el is) running after him and ofc someone makes the comment of “we have to ask him to teach us that!” but it was so funny because snape flew with his arms stretched out like superman and now they’re all venturing into the forest, creeping, and for some reason britney spears’ circus is playing in the background?? and the forest is getting darker?? and then my fiance’s alarm went off and woke me up and I don’t know my dudes, that dream was a fucking experience