im spiderman!

i remember in 5th grade when big tests would happen i’d memorize movies at home so when i was done with the test i can just watch a movie in my head and i remember after 1 test and everyone was reading a book or taking a nap i would be staring at the wall watching twilight for 30 minutes

Best Distraction. (Peter Parker.)

Requested – No.

Prompt – Peter Parker breaks up with you because Tony Stark thinks you are a distraction.

Warning – Cursing.

Words – 1,328.


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  • Peter: What are you doing?! Hang up that phone!
  • Wade: I'm in the middle of a call with my credit card company. I tried to get an online subscription to the New Yorker, and they declined me!
  • Peter: Why?
  • Wade: Apparently, based on my previous purchases, they assumed it was fraud