im sorry tree we killed you

2 broken fingers - review

Some scattered thoughts on that episode (wow)

- scott boreton also has pink hair, idk what this means

- the transition of susie from ostensible underdog to a complete asshole that karma rewarded with a shitty life was extraordinary storytelling

- panto made a lot of prophecies that i couldn’t keep track of that i will revisit down the line

- they’re trying to draw parallels between silas’s brother and “the boy” with the trosts’ dialogue, but the kid playing farson looks about 13/14 and the boy speaking in the premiere sounded 9/10-ish? This is baseless speculating but i just thought the parallel was a little too neat, has to be misdirection

- i’m certain dirk knows the boy, even if he doesn’t know he knows

- vogel crying and calling the rowdy 3 his family + him being disgusted with the idea of being romantically linked to amanda were such brilliant moments of development for him. the latter was really interesting because it shows how the connection between amanda and the boys is likely platonic/familial with all of them. and that just makes me happy

- hobbs’ little pained “ahhh” and his exasperated look when bart admitted to murdering a bunch of people was like my favourite part of this episode? Also “heckin dammit”, i love this man

- litzbitz trost is the 2nd favourite child, and you can tell because she has to wear her brother’s hand-me-down wigs ( im so sorry i adore the concept of natural pink hair but WHY wouldn’t you give her longer hair or hair that’s a different shape/texture, CMON )

- mr priest is supposed to be this retrieval expert but after 2 minutes decides to kill a civilian and a blackwing subject he brought in before (alone, I’m presuming). meaning friedkin is the levelheaded one here? jesus?

- priest broke vogel’s fingers and the body in the tree had broken fingers. priest might be darker than we know. I think the boy is a blackwing subject for sure, and he is - wait for it - connected to these deaths and his disappearance

- todd’s awful british accent. i appreciate

D&D Session of 4/5/17 AND 3/29/17!

(I AM FORGETFUL IM SORRY ;_;)

3/29/17:

“I’m furry and soft.”

“There’s rockslide ALL OVER.”

“We are developing the physics for this problem; please stand by.”

“I got this pretty swell friendship bracelet kit.”

“Why is there a random window in the house? It’s like the author was trying to tell us something…”

“COUNTRY-NATION-LAND-AREA!”

“SHOCKING GRASP KILLS PEOPLE!”

“Your FACE isn’t permitted by law!”

“PRACTICAL! I FOUND IT!!!”

“I’m like a dolphin, but not as intelligent.”

“BE THE TREE!”

“I’m sorry, we got these tiny cups…”

“His sister-wife.” 

“YOU SUCK!”

“I don’t know what you’re saying, but your beard creeps me out!”

“I’m just gonna make him an awkward teen.”

“Don’t worry, we’ll find you a class in Geography.”

“THE CITY-STATE-NATION-COUNTRY IS IN PERIL!”

4/5/17:

“ROBERT! WRITE QUOTES!” “ok”

“Large and dominant.”

“Snotty cleric.”

“wEEb!”

“I’ll make you enjoy a TPK.” ;)

“Spy kids 2.”

“You’re a butterfly!” “HOW DARE YOU!?”

“Can somebody comment the name of the wrestler with sharp teeth”

“John Cena is NOT THE SPANISH INQUISITION!” 

“When you’re 8 years old again, Robert…”

“John Cena thong.”

“I’m comfortable roleplaying. ;)”

“OH NO I MISSPOKE I MEANT JOHN CENA SONG!”

“YOU ATE MY SHOULDER DORITO!”

“It’s so hard for me to be the cool uncle when I have no nieces or nephews.”

“I’M NOT WRITING THAT QUOTE!”

“Secretly, we all hate D&D.”

“Oh yeah, it’s only been like four weeks since August.”

“Why are you still here, New Guy?”

“I make him dead.”

“I DID AN AIR QUOTES.”

Matt gets revenge

Matt: *working in the workshop* 

Keith: *Walks by*

Matt: Hey Keith, can you hand me that? *points to a spherical object on a far counter*

Keith: *picks it up and it sprays a mist in his face* Ahhh! *coughs and passes out*

Matt: I’m actually surprised that worked…

Later

*Matt takes a pod and flies him to a vacant planet far away from the castle*

Matt: *lays Keith under a tree* Sorry Keith, I hope we can still be friends after this…*leaves*

Keith: *wakes up* Where….am I? *sees the pod ship flying away* SONOFABITCH MATT IM GOING TO KILL YOU I SWEAR TO GOD